Disaster New York Post: Gen Z shockingly admits they don’t know how to change a lightbulb in startling new poll


Well, they’re not the brightest bulbs in the box — and their cluelessness comes at a high cost.

The adult babies of Gen Z can cry about strict workplace mores and whine over the anxiety-inducing stress of making a phone call.

But they can’t even change a lightbulb, per new data on the youngsters’ incapacity to tackle everyday, do-it-yourself duties.

“The ability to do basic, practical tasks is being lost amongst younger generations,” warned Andy Turbefield of Halfords, a UK-based motoring and cycling retailer.

Yamalis Diaz, an NYU Langone psychologist, tells The Post that their deficiencies are likely due to the digital age.

“They simply haven’t really had to [do things for themselves],” said Diaz of Gen Z, real-world newbies ranging in age from 18 to 27.

“So much of their (and all of our) lives are automated, convenient and outsourced, which today’s generation of young people have benefited from way more than past generations,” she added. “So, it makes complete sense that Gen Z simply doesn’t know how to do as much with regard to non-tech or independent tasks.”

And the proof is in their helpless pudding.

Researchers for Halfords surveyed 2,000 grown-ups, including Zoomers, as well as millennials, guys and gals ages 28 to 44; Gen Xers, folks 45 to 60; and baby boomers, silver foxes over age 60, to determine each demographic’s level of self-sufficiency.

The investigators found that nearly 25% of Gen Zers had no idea how to change a lightbulb in a ceiling lamp, with many claiming that climbing a ladder is “too dangerous.” One in five also worry that the bulb might be “too hot.”

So, instead of risking their lives to complete the common DIY, the Z’s would rather GOTDIT — Get Others To Do It, according to the report.

The enlightening revelation comes as the latest layer to top the “Gen Z is lazy” cake, a not-so-sweet campaign that has somewhat soured society’s taste for the 20-somethings.

But rather than acquiescing to the “lazy” stereotype — shade that Gen Zs in NYC have staunchly rebuffed — the whippersnappers would, instead, prefer paying service people major money to handle their minor inconveniences.

Analysts with Halfords found that Zers, on average, spend over $1,500 per year, hiring professionals to knock out basic household chores.

Gen Xers only shell out approximately $470 for the extra help annually, while boomers drop about $300 on a little supplementary support.

But, based on Gen Z’s reported lack of fundamental skills, their big payouts may be money well spent.

In addition to not knowing how to change a lightbulb, the majority of team-Zers aren’t confident in their abilities to clean a car. In fact, a faction of respondents said they’d rather have their parents do the dirty work for them.

Less than half of the younglings don’t know how to add air to a car tire, and even fewer know how to fit a windshield wiper blade.

And a shocking 30% of the group could not identify a flathead screwdriver, while 21% couldn’t recognize a wrench.

One in 10 Gen Zers admitted they’d call a pro to hang a picture on a wall, too.

“Motoring knowledge, in particular, appears to be on the decline,” said Turbefield, in part, “with many reluctant to take on even the most basic tasks.”

However, to ensure that their “GOTDOIT” attitude doesn’t get passed down to the uprising Gen Alphas — tots ranging from one-year-olds to age 10 — nor the newest kids on the block, Gen Betas — babies born in 2025 and beyond — Diaz suggests parents being schooling their broods, now.

Here are Diaz’s tips for raising capable kiddos:​

  • Assign chores: Chores help kids learn skills and take ownership of tasks that contribute to the household.
  • Encourage them to “use their hands”: Engage kids in non-tech activities that require them to work on something actively – under adult supervision, of course! (e.g., woodworking, carpentry, assembling things, yard work, painting, etc.)
  • Let them be your “helpers”: For any of these types of tasks, this may be an opportunity to let kids help you with things that need to be done around the house. With a little up-front coaching, they can be assigned tasks that will be helpful to you and teaches them skills — plus, there’s the added bonus of spending time with mom and dad.
 
You guys realize LED light bulbs and standard screw socket fixtures still exist right?
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The fancy decorative ones are still installed in new construction alongside recessed potlights regularly.

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Exactly. The recessed stuff is still cheaping out, but it's also just a modern design trend, making lights less obtrusive. I think generally these flat panel lights get installed in hallways or in areas usually too high for a convenient light bulb change. Areas where tables or counters go/are get hanging light fixtures, like your pic.
 
Exactly. The recessed stuff is still cheaping out, but it's also just a modern design trend, making lights less obtrusive. I think generally these flat panel lights get installed in hallways or in areas usually too high for a convenient light bulb change. Areas where tables or counters go/are get hanging light fixtures, like your pic.
Even changing out the flush mount ones aren't too bad. I've installed quite a few of them and swapped out a whole bunch of the recessed can ones to the all in one kind. Even when they die, as long as the driver box is still good, the lights themselves just pop out and unplug from easily and you can just swap them. Shouldn't really take more than a few minutes.
 
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>Don't teach kids anything
>kids don't know anything
>fuck those stupid fucking kids lmao
>outsource everything to china for cheap easy profits
>chinks shove computer chips into literally everything, making them worthless paperweights if a single board fails
>everything is soldered chips, totally unfixable and worthless unless you have a clean room in your spare room, manufacturer gives you the middle finger and tells you to buy a new one


These goshdarn kids just throw everything away when it breaks, I tell you what. Now where'd my new wife get to...?
 
Kinda need your own house if you wanna change a lightbulb in one of those light fixtures. No need to change one if you re sleeping rough.

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Journo is such a normienigger, you don't replace a lightbulb. Them newfangled LED fixtures and panels are non user serviceable. Guess it's what happens when have to make your analogies relatable to other normieniggers.
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If that Deere breaks, you have to take it to a dealer. Ain't allowed to fix them yourself. I think the tractor police come after you.
 
I wouldn't expect people who read the New York post to know how to change a lightbulb. I didn't even read it. I just wanted to leave a quippy remark.
 
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Tradesmen are gonna get so much jobs in the future. That said, its a safe career simply because Gen Z sees Blue collar work as something beneath them.


When South Park made fun of Handymen... they nailed it right on the head where people don't know how to fix shit.
Dude.... How in fuck do you think I became fucking rich in Silicon Valley?

Because I did the jobs Generation FAIL would not do.

And as stated before and proven correct... Gen Z doesn't know how to use a fucking lawnmower.
 
>Don't teach kids anything
>kids don't know anything
>fuck those stupid fucking kids lmao

I love seeing the memes about how school didn't teach them anything useful like doing taxes and think "what the fuck were your parents doing? They never sat you down and showed you how to do your taxes, cook, clean, or take care of basic life stuff?"
 
Kinda need your own house if you wanna change a lightbulb in one of those light fixtures. No need to change one if you re sleeping rough.

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The good old days when working at a shoe store would provide enough to own a house, a car and support a wife and two kids and all you had to worry about was all the fat cunts pissing you off all day

Now you still have to worry about the fat cunts pissing you off and working at a shoe store couldn't buy you a tent in the woods with skeevy chinese fleshlight in place of a wife
 
When it comes to most stuff around the house, I'm usually okay. I'd happily pay some Zoomer 50 dollars a month to keep my janky apartment fridge clean, though.
 
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