NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

[Karen Riley]

Aside from the Emily part, pretty much all of LYLT's interaction with Chris has been very clearly as a friend. She made it clear she was happy to advise him but she would never date him because she didn't like him that way. Guess how many times he forgot that and started asking her to be his sweetheart. Even after she had a boyfriend she was living with

In most of these leaked emails Chris hasn't came off as too much of a jerk but if anything is annoying it's his snide comments to LoveYouLongTime when he said how she had missed out by not deciding to have sex with him after he'd lost his virginity.

That and bringing up that they would be going to the con together as friends and nothing else makes it clear that while he valued her friendship, he did constantly wish that he could take the friendship further and thought about it. His approach in that regard is quite entitled and isn't too far off how he behaved towards Heather and Catherine, when they didn't want a relationship with him either.

Honestly in Chris's mind, with what he was presented, Emily herself didn't do much wrong to him the day of their date. She was intimidated by his forward manner so some people, who aren't so forgivable due to being males and dirty trolls, intercepted their date and took her away from Chris. He probably mainly attached all the blame for the day going sour on the trolls and not Emily because she's a lady to begin with so I doubt it was hard for her to be forgiven.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I like to follow Chris because of his antics and his Sonichu comics (when he was still making them). I can't imagine it's actually any fun or interesting hanging out with him. We've all heard audio of him on dates and all of his conversational topics are exhausted after 10 minutes. What makes you want to go the extra step of meeting him IRL besides trying to help him/give advice?

To be fair, he was a lot more engaging and spirited than he has been for these past few years. I guess I dealt with him IRL because I was bored and it seemed like fun. Which it was to a point, like when Chris would hit on me, as @Alec Benson Leary pointed out.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

his snide comments to LoveYouLongTime when he said how she had missed out by not deciding to have sex with him after he'd lost his virginity

It's just sad how he doesn't understand that you should generally have a pretty good reason to sleep with a person because it has consequences. He literally thinks sex is like porn.

 

[Karen Riley]

It's just sad how he doesn't understand that you should generally have a pretty good reason to sleep with a person because it has consequences. He literally thinks sex is like porn.

Which is funny because even though he views it as something quite simple, it's also one of the things that he believes most makes you a successful human being. So much that he, at least was, incredibly resentful towards anyone who wouldn't give him it but would to someone else.

 

[Mason Verger]

Shit, we've ALL lost a girlfriend to a pickle-man/flakka addiction. Guys like Chris and I, we save her hair from her brush and move on. It's the cowboy way..

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

Which is funny because even though he views it as something quite simple, it's also one of the things that he believes most makes you a successful human being

He spent 32 years so desperate to get it over with, but had no concern for who his partner was. He expects no one else should care either. But this flies in the face of his protestations of pursuing "true love".

God, I can't even imagine how empty his worldview is. Losing your virginity is kind of a hard thing to go through for a lot of people, if not most. Doing it with a hooker is bad enough. But the fact that he could do it with a girl who likes him, and I'm not sure he would even feel anything from that... Well, damn...

 

[Trilby]

It's downright morbid. I always compared it to uncle Rico from Napoleon Dynamite, a 40+ year old man obsessed with his high school football career enough too seriously ask his nerdy nephews if time travel could help him go back.

I keep thinking of Married... With Children's Al Bundy continuing to use his football score as street cred whenever handy.

(I do believe Chris has mused on time travel once or twice himself.)

Of course we even seen that in his comic as well.

He doesn't even consider the idea that after over a decade, the school staff may have significantly changed and this guy might no longer be working there.

Not to mention everyone, including his "Gal Pals" have moved on, started families and have new problems of their own.

I like to think he got his reunion, or at least experienced the aftermath of it, in the form of fucking a hooker: he thought it would make his life more complete, but he's still terribly depressed and lonely.

I bet.

Aside from the Emily part, pretty much all of LYLT's interaction with Chris has been very clearly as a friend. She made it clear she was happy to advise him but she would never date him because she didn't like him that way. Guess how many times he forgot that and started asking her to be his sweetheart. Even after she had a boyfriend she was living with.

I can just imagine him doing that in a group hope one day. Whoever is assigned to him is going to have to be prepared for those little eventualities all the time.

In a few years, Chris will start confusing his time at Manchester High with the original class of saved by the bell, he will undoubtedly remember himself as Kelly Kapowski, who had a teenage love affair with Jessi Spano. I wish some of his gal pals or their children would come forth to tell us how annoying Chris was in Highschool.

Those would be fun stories to hear. I'm sure in the back of their heads, this was just a one-time thing and it was all for extra credit in the process, not thinking of where this could lead to.

 

[Iam]

Aside from the Emily part, pretty much all of LYLT's interaction with Chris has been very clearly as a friend. She made it clear she was happy to advise him but she would never date him because she didn't like him that way. Guess how many times he forgot that and started asking her to be his sweetheart. Even after she had a boyfriend she was living with.

It just goes to show that befriending Chris is something of a lost cause. Girls who try are immediately targeted as the next Sweetheart and no amount to telling him to quit it seems to at all do the trick. Part of this may be his autism kicking in since he cannot take social cues but when he is told time and time again that his advances are not welcome and he still ignores it, it becomes nothing short of either stupidity or deperation. Perhaps a mixture of both? Or is he so deluded he thinks no girl can ever hang out with him without eventually falling in love with him (despite that never having happened)?

As for guys who try, they tend to be ignored and only tolerated if they are friends with a Sweetheart-to-be.

 

[Apocalypso]

His attempts at persuasion frequently consisted solely of "come on, I got a damn near seven inch dick!"

I say we take a shot every time Chris says "come on" to persuade somebody in future.

 

[crash]

If there are any emails where Chris is trying to get out of that damned friend zone with you and is crossing the set boundaries, I'd love to read them. His reaction to being rejected is always so, so telling.

 

[4Macie]

If there are any emails where Chris is trying to get out of that damned friend zone with you and is crossing the set boundaries, I'd love to read them. His reaction to being rejected is always so, so telling.

Did you see that one where he was asking one friend to get her to 'put out or shut up'? Or how he wanted her to put out in exchange for hotel room at the con? Those are gold right there.

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

Do you have any emails about his phone calls with Kacey?
Interesting to see what he thought (if he cared at all) about being constantly berated and ridiculed by a potential sweetheart.

Edit: And whether he believed luring her to his grotto and revealing his True and Honest identity would win her over to reward him with china

Strangely enough, I don't have very many emails from Chris regarding Kacey. He actually forwarded me a lot of emails between the two of them(which are already leaked) and thinking back on it a normal person would be mad if someone was sending their private conversations to other people. And that's why folks, you don't trust Chris with your personal information.

If there are any emails where Chris is trying to get out of that damned friend zone with you and is crossing the set boundaries, I'd love to read them. His reaction to being rejected is always so, so telling.

He definitely has, though I'm not sure what key words to put in. He would be periodically creepy by subjecting his emails with, "Dearest Kim" which he used with previous girlfriends. He has also asked me in the past on multiple occasions why I wouldn't date him and I was fairly honest with him in telling him I didn't find him physically attractive. He took great offense to that. Of course working out and eating better isn't an option. Kim has always had a boyfriend around to conveniently yell at Chris when he crossed lines. Those dang dirty males getting in the way of his love quest and all, I guess.

So I found an email that shows Chris' creepy side. I've never once tried to pretend to be a possible sweetheart to him, but this email reads like he's a boyfriend trying to apologize to his SO. I'm not entirely sure what the context of it was, but it being 2011 I think it was when I was started getting more stern with Chris and stopped putting up with his whining and calling him out on his certain behaviors.

 

[Subconcious Offense]

I've never once tried to pretend to be a possible sweetheart to him, but this email reads like he's a boyfriend trying to apologize to his SO.

Everyone with China is automatically a possible sweetheart to him. You should have known that a long time ago.

 

[Iam]

Strangely enough, I don't have very many emails from Chris regarding Kacey. He actually forwarded me a lot of emails between the two of them(which are already leaked) and thinking back on it a normal person would be mad if someone was sending their private conversations to other people. And that's why folks, you don't trust Chris with your personal information.



He definitely has, though I'm not sure what key words to put in. He would be periodically creepy by subjecting his emails with, "Dearest Kim" which he used with previous girlfriends. He has also asked me in the past on multiple occasions why I wouldn't date him and I was fairly honest with him in telling him I didn't find him physically attractive. He took great offense to that. Of course working out and eating better isn't an option. Kim has always had a boyfriend around to conveniently yell at Chris when he crossed lines. Those dang dirty males getting in the way of his love quest and all, I guess.

So I found an email that shows Chris' creepy side. I've never once tried to pretend to be a possible sweetheart to him, but this email reads like he's a boyfriend trying to apologize to his SO. I'm not entirely sure what the context of it was, but it being 2011 I think it was when I was started getting more stern with Chris and stopped putting up with his whining and calling him out on his certain behaviors.

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Holy, that really is a creepy e-mail. He does come across as a boyfriend whose relationship is falling apart instead of a friend. The way he mentions 'friendship' actually only makes it even creepier, somehow.

And this show his mental faculties have gone downhill since 2011. At least back then he did go to the doctor when he had that bladder problem but fast forward to the present and he up and gets a horrible gash in his taint and apparently does not seek medical help. (He claims he did but there is no way a doctor would wave away a taint wound and think it's a growing vagina. Or if he did go to a doctor, he must have downplayed what was going on so that the thing never got looked at.)
Even dismissing the doctor angle entirely, in this email he seemed to realize it the bladder infection could be very serious but these days he thinks a taint wound is simply not an issue.

 

[InTheSidePocket]

To be fair, he was a lot more engaging and spirited than he has been for these past few years. I guess I dealt with him IRL because I was bored and it seemed like fun. Which it was to a point, like when Chris would hit on me, as @Alec Benson Leary pointed out.

I'm in the Twilight Zone. Chris is fun to be with?

 

[LoveYouLongTime]

I'm in the Twilight Zone. Chris is fun to be with?

Maybe fun isn't the correct term. Entertaining is more accurate. He didn't constantly crash into slumber. If you got him hyped enough, he was willing to try different things.

 

[Mason Verger]

Ah it all just came together for me. You really have been pulling the long con. Like a ghost who keeps popping up in pictures, if you know where to look..

 

[InTheSidePocket]

Maybe fun isn't the correct term. Entertaining is more accurate. He didn't constantly crash into slumber. If you got him hyped enough, he was willing to try different things.

[EDIT: Your two recent e-mail links where Chris was really creepy aren't loading in the new tabs. Just a quick heads-up.]

well, you are braver than I.

 

[Bosnian Wizard]

So I found an email that shows Chris' creepy side. I've never once tried to pretend to be a possible sweetheart to him, but this email reads like he's a boyfriend trying to apologize to his SO. I'm not entirely sure what the context of it was, but it being 2011 I think it was when I was started getting more stern with Chris and stopped putting up with his whining and calling him out on his certain behaviors.

'I have a urinary infection and have been pissing blood, but luckily mummy dearest was there to give me cartons of orange juice and look after me. btw I still love you and want to become a real man to make you proud '

Oh Chris...

 

[Cheeseburger Picnic]

As Kim has he ever taken any of your advice or made any kind of meaningful changes?