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Chris is completely sane and stable. :)

Chris threatening to cartoonishly roll someone's fat until their skull explodes and then in the next line calling them the brute is a gloriously pure example of his hypocrisy.

Also interesting to see from the spending email that he was ordering stuff from Fingerhut back then. The PS4 stuff kind of gets forgotten in the other crazyness of 2016 but man, imagine telling the world with a smile that someone bought you an expensive present when you know really got just it yourself. What was he trying to achieve with that? It's pretty depressing in hindsight.
 
It's a comforting thought that there is someone out there for everyone.

There is no one for Chris. There are 3 Billion women on earth and not a single one could ever bring themselves to love Chris.

If there was ever one, Chris would call her fat and ugly and demand for another one to be found on OKCupid for him.
 
:story:

That's a great A-log impression from Chris.


What'd he say to the interviewer?

This was during the Kacey saga so there MIGHT be an email to her about it. When he was recollecting it to me he didn't really remember the interview but told me what she was wearing. Pretty sure he told me he complimented her on her attire which is totally appropriate.

It got to the point where we were tired of ass patting Chris, plus it doesn't help him and only makes him more insufferable. Nothing will fix Chris. You can only contain him for a short while before his next crazy scheme.
 
I think there was a Peanuts special where Charlie Brown pulled the same stunt on Linus to find a girl.

Yes, there was.

The major difference is, @LoveYouLongTime didn't meet the girl, hit it off with her immediately, and start a relationship with her while Chris stress sighed in the background (loud enough to be heard, of course) and whined about how he's an undiscovered treasure that shouldn't be ignored.
 
What'd he say to the interviewer?
Kacey and Chris discuss his job interview in Kacey call 21. Here's an excerpt--those calls are kinda tedious.

Chris: Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor-, I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did not wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and-

Kacey: [interrupting] That's good!

Chris: I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh, a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b-, I'll hear, I'll find out for sure in a couple of days.

Kacey: Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview.

Chris: Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal, it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two, one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.

Kacey: Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paperwork or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?

Chris: Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my, you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.

Kacey: Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else?

Chris: Yeah, they said that they would call me back.

Kacey: Did they give you a time frame?

Chris: [annoyed] Yeah, in a couple of days. [pause] Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that.

Kacey: Oh, no no no, just... a time frame.

Chris: Yeah, in a couple of days.

Kacey: Well, I mean... do you think you got the job?

Chris: Mm. [pause] I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did.

Kacey: Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... think that?

Chris: They smiled back at me.

Kacey: That's their job, they're supposed to smile back.

Chris: Yeah, but I mean, ah...

Kacey: Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that?

Chris: Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet.
 
Holy christ is Chris ever delusional when it comes to his own appearance and self-worth. No one wants to be with a fat, balding, jobless, autistic manchild that lives in a hoard with his disgusting mother. He literally has nothing of value to offer in a relationship, and he won't consider contacting someone because they're fat? Fucking lol

Exactly. Those emails just ooze his entitled mentality. I think he gets so smarmy with women that he assumed are friends and won't tell him to go fuck himself when he acts like that.

It also struck me that he seems to view "getting a women" like buying a toy he wants. He can't have some used, flawed one, but the hot, shiny, brand new one.

In the case of women not being interested in sexing him up, he drops the white knight act and let's the real, jerk Chris out.
 
Even for Chris, I'm kind of shocked how bitter he came across to you, especially in regards to your relationship with your boyfriend. It's like he had been constantly simmering in anger when you told him you had regular sex with your boyfriend, that he used the drama of whatever he was trying to do to get money from a DS to attack you on it. 'You have been most step sister like,' is an amazing quote at least.
Yes, when Chris asked about LoveYouLongTime's sex life so nonchalantly, I was shocked. I think he was also just being a gross voyeur to see if maybe he could just enjoy some small part of what was going on. Poking your nose uninvited into someone's sex life is just gross and it's even disgusting when neurotypical men do it.
 
Kacey and Chris discuss his job interview in Kacey call 21. Here's an excerpt--those calls are kinda tedious.

Chris: Yeah. Anyway, like I was explaining, anyways, still, I think I left a, ah, good impression at like, and I did dress nice I work like, I wor-, I wore a nice, uh, blue dress shirt that, a like, nice blue striped dress shirt that I had and uh, black slacks and uh, blazer, and I did not wear my medallion. And I sat appropriately with my hands in my lap and my shoulders straight and sitting up posture and-

Kacey: [interrupting] That's good!

Chris: I... yeah. And I, you know, I even them a good handshakes and uh, a compliment on how they looked and uh, I think they like so I'll hear b-, I'll hear, I'll find out for sure in a couple of days.

Kacey: Well, I hope you weren't too forward with the complimenting them. Normally you don't do that on an interview.

Chris: Yeah, I mean, no, no, it was like, informal, it was like, you know, while were waiting for the uh, for the, the, conference room to be free 'cause there was another interview goin' on and I complimented one of the two, one, one of the two women on how they looked. They looked good. And uh, also had uh, a jeweled hair piece and had pony tails. But it was like, you know, the jewel covered up the rubber band. And I, uh, complimented on that, you know, it looked good. It looked good on that person.

Kacey: Oh. So did they have you fill out any kind of paperwork or say if they would be setting up a second interview, or... um, basically, what did they say?

Chris: Mm... well, I did have to uh, did have to sign a form where they talked about my, you know, uh... my schedule, availability of which I filled out when I applied on the online application. Talked to me about that. Verifying that. Uh... other than that, it was a Q-and-A, uh... and they pretty much wrote that down themselves.

Kacey: Well, did they tell you that they would be calling you, or anything else?

Chris: Yeah, they said that they would call me back.

Kacey: Did they give you a time frame?

Chris: [annoyed] Yeah, in a couple of days. [pause] Or if you're talking a time frame in hours, no they did not give me that.

Kacey: Oh, no no no, just... a time frame.

Chris: Yeah, in a couple of days.

Kacey: Well, I mean... do you think you got the job?

Chris: Mm. [pause] I'm hoping I did. I'm praying I did.

Kacey: Well, I mean, did they say anything that would make you... think that?

Chris: They smiled back at me.

Kacey: That's their job, they're supposed to smile back.

Chris: Yeah, but I mean, ah...

Kacey: Did they say anything about paperwork, orientation... anything like that?

Chris: Mm... they, ahhh... they never said anything about orientations yet.
I know that's just how Chris talks, but every time I've read that description, all of the "Mms" and "Ums" make it seem like he's making the description up as he goes.
 
I love it how he manages to compliment a woman on her looks during a job interview. I am sure this caused a wonderful impression.
Granted, job interviews can be nerve-racking even for those not hopeless like Chris (perhaps even more so, actually, as a non-mental person knows what's at stake at a job interview and is often already on edge to respond to the interviewer's in the most favorable way possible) but I can't say how complimenting the interviewer's fashion sense is ever a wise choice. Maybe he was trying to break the ice and turn it into a more friendly situation? I simply do not get it.
 
Maybe he was trying to break the ice and turn it into a more friendly situation? I simply do not get it.

I think the only compliments he's seen his parents give each other was how they looked.

Either that or his sexist views that women looking good is extremely important to them, like beyond anything else.
 
Yes, when Chris asked about LoveYouLongTime's sex life so nonchalantly, I was shocked. I think he was also just being a gross voyeur to see if maybe he could just enjoy some small part of what was going on. Poking your nose uninvited into someone's sex life is just gross and it's even disgusting when neurotypical men do it.

He asked ALL THE TIME.
 
He asked ALL THE TIME.

God almighty. Just because he has no qualms making his very creepy sex habits public property does not mean that everyone (or anyone) else would be cool with sharing details about their intimate life. It's really none of his business and I do not understand how he thought that asking, even once, let alone repeatedly, was acceptable.
Once again Chris out Chris-es himself.
 
I love it how he manages to compliment a woman on her looks during a job interview. I am sure this caused a wonderful impression.
Granted, job interviews can be nerve-racking even for those not hopeless like Chris (perhaps even more so, actually, as a non-mental person knows what's at stake at a job interview and is often already on edge to respond to the interviewer's in the most favorable way possible) but I can't say how complimenting the interviewer's fashion sense is ever a wise choice. Maybe he was trying to break the ice and turn it into a more friendly situation? I simply do not get it.

Chris impressing any employer and getting hired just seems so impossible now. A fantasy. It makes me remember the movie Mrs. Doubtfire, when Robin Williams' character got a job as a children's TV show host by playing with toy dinosaur figures and talking in silly voices (kind of like what Chris does in his videos except actually having talent and humor) and then some station manager happened to listen in and hired him on the spot.

Only in the movies!
 
Quoting myself...
I have the theory that pretty much everyone who has followed or interacted with Chris for a long time (...) has at some point felt the urge to punch Chris fat head.

I kinda had one of those moments with those last emails :alog:

What a passive-aggressive asshole...he specifically asks about LoveYouLongTime's sex life and then gets all pissy because she's fucking somebody else that is not him, like she has to feel guilty about it or something. The very idea of any woman not automatically owing him sex is downright offensive to him.

LoveYouLongTime's friendship may not be real, but he doesnt actually deserve even that.

About the subject of Chris being an inappropriate creep, that always brings to my mind this...if im correct, he barely knew that girl at all and didnt even met her outside of emails.

Also, Chris is FAT FAT FAT
 
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