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LoveYouLongTime said:
I don't think so, but I found this. It's almost the same thing. :)
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Asking women for sex, it's the begging mentality. Autistics who get too enabled/molycoddled are used to asking for favors and getting pity friendship. they expect sex to be the same .."please it would make me feel so much better about myself". Seen in a a few Autistic men I know. One who begged literally all his female friends.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I don't think so, but I found this. It's almost the same thing. :)
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Not that I believe this actually happened, I find it hard to believe that myself and others are missing out on a hideous penis that looks like an old man's thumb covered in feces.
"It was really smelly there" Yeah we know, you told us you shit yourself on numerous occasions..WTF?
 
Did he ever talk about doing creepy things out in public?

Also... how did he know about the smell of his ass? Was it so rancid that he could smell it even though the nose and the anus are pretty far apart?
 
Marvin said:
Waitwaitwait

Of all the exceptional things that Chris has done... why is this the one that makes you skeptical?
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Because he has a very small penis, even when standing at attention, that thing is tiny and anemic looking. You would probably have to be porn star sized to jam that thing in there, in fact, that's where Chris probably got the idea. I don't doubt he stretched that thing to his taint and somewhere close to his butt cheeks, but that's about it.
Also, I have a huge dose of skepticism with anything that has to do with Chris.
There's the truth (Gamestop) and then there is Chris' "truth" (Binaural Beats)

nad7155 said:
And he had just "bathed".

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The email is dated 2014, so he probably tried to douche himself with this

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Mariposa Electrique said:
Because he has a very small penis, even when standing at attention, that thing is tiny and anemic looking. You would probably have to be porn star sized to jam that thing in there, in fact, that's where Chris probably got the idea. I don't doubt he stretched that thing to his taint and somewhere close to his butt cheeks, but that's about it.
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Oh no, it's not really that far a distance. Any guy can do that. But that's also part of why it's such a non-achievement.

It's the kind of thing that only makes sense to a prepubescent child who's first exploring their body. Any normal adult who went through puberty would find that sort of thing colossally retarded because there's not much of a connection between stretching your flaccid dick and how big your dick is when erect.

Chris is the kind of guy who would brag about having a 12 inch dick, even if it's literally pencil thin. (That's basically what he was doing.)

He's missing the forest for the trees.
 
Hey, if Chris can stretch his penis into his taint wound, does that make him the world's most autistic hermaphrodite?

[Edit: After extensive research on the Google, I have concluded that Chris is the world's biggest faggot.

Also, he might be trying to go for what's called pseudohermaphroditism. Where your born with a penis and have female reproductive organs. But just twist that around, add a dash of autism and kitchen knife, and voilà! Cri-teen Chandler.]
 
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Flame the Sunbird said:
"it was really smelly there." :briefs:
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Well this confirms, if anyone had any doubt, that Chris doesn't know how to bath properly. It's hard to keep that greasy, slimy sheen if you shower the right way. It also explains how his hair manages to be that greasy even after he says he showered in his videos. I'm wondering if his parents had to remind him to use soap to bathe when he was younger and because they aren't watching him anymore he just wets himself and gets out. It seems to fit.
 
Marvin said:
Oh no, it's not really that far a distance. Any guy can do that. But that's also part of why it's such a non-achievement.

It's the kind of thing that only makes sense to a prepubescent child who's first exploring their body. Any normal adult who went through puberty would find that sort of thing colossally exceptional because there's not much of a connection between stretching your flaccid dick and how big your dick is when erect.

Chris is the kind of guy who would brag about having a 12 inch dick, even if it's literally pencil thin. (That's basically what he was doing.)

He's missing the forest for the trees.
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Here's the kicker... as a girl I would have never thought about how big a dick would have to be for a guy to stretch it and shove it up his own asshole. In fact, I'd rather NOT think about that fact. At no point have I looked at a penis and been like "Hmm...wonder if he can shove that up his own asshole when he's flaccid....". Chris literally provided this information for no reason. No woman is going to be like 'Oh, he can shove that up his asshole? Must be roughly ## inches long. Wow, better get on that dick right now".... no, they're going to be like "The fuck? Ew...why? Nope, nope, nope!".

And better yet, he wants her to tell her female friends. The fuck? If my friend told me her latest lay was able to literally fuck himself, I'd be like "And you still slept with him? Gross."
 
InTheSidePocket said:
Hey, if Chris can stretch his penis into his taint wound, does that make him the world's most autistic hermaphrodite?
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I am having truly nightmarish images flashing through my mind now...I don't even.

Why is Chris bragging about this?! Why does he want women to know about it, does he think it's in any way impressive?

It's been said before but this kind of thing is only acceptable in a prepubescent boy, not anything a grown man would ever consider a feat of any kind. That he did it is bad enough but that he seems to find great valor in it...is even more baffling.

And it's more of the same, "I have a great duck, you are so missing out on it, can I have China now" mentality. The random bit about the Cherokee women only add an extra layer of autism to it all.
 
Honestly as retarded as a way this is to brag, at least he's attempting to brag and sell him self as someone people should want to have sex with instead of just begging/asking for pity sex.
 
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