NewOld Content Part 2 - This is where the rest of this shit goes

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waffle said:
Honestly as exceptional as a way this is to brag, at least he's attempting to brag and sell him self as someone people should want to have sex with instead of just begging/asking for pity sex.
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It's still begging for sex when someone has told you "No", and you're trying to convince them otherwise, even if you tell them it's like a brand new Porche.
Marvin said:
Chris is the kind of guy who would brag about having a 3-3.5 inch dick, even if it's literally pencil thin. (That's basically what he was doing.)
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Marvin said:
It's the kind of thing that only makes sense to a prepubescent child who's first exploring their body. Any normal adult who went through puberty would find that sort of thing colossally exceptional because there's not much of a connection between stretching your flaccid dick and how big your dick is when erect.
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I had no clue

4Macie said:
And better yet, he wants her to tell her female friends. The fuck? If my friend told me her latest lay was able to literally fuck himself, I'd be like "And you still slept with him? Gross."
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Chris probably gave himself a "spot" of UTI...EWW
 
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@LoveYouLongTime you mentioned Anna a few pages back. Is she still involved with Chris? Not much evidence for it appears these days but the way you talked about her implies she still is.
 
4Macie said:
And better yet, he wants her to tell her female friends. The fuck? If my friend told me her latest lay was able to literally fuck himself, I'd be like "And you still slept with him? Gross."
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It sounds like a circus act. Ladies, spread the world: the tranny with a prehensile, crooked duck is in town.
Mariposa Electrique said:
Chris probably gave himself a "spot" of UTI...EWW
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Heh, you saw the emails recently about the actual UTI he had, right?
 
Mason Verger said:
I can't wait for the "Yep, I'm pregnant"/stomach cyst saga..
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Chris right now reminds me of an autistic tranny Mary Tudor. He's unpopular, getting kinda old and ugly (ha, getting :roll:), is deluded in many ways, and desperate to be loved and have a child. And like you've said, he'll probably die the same way as her too: "I'm pregnant!" Nope, cancer. Or a taint infection spreading into his abdomen, as the case may be.
 
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It should be noted that the first we heard of this feat was a text message that Chris sent to Catherine's rival beau during an argument. "Please keep this confident even though I will reveal this info to a total stranger as proof that I'm more of man than him."
 
Gunslinger said:
Here you go:
https://kiwifarms.net/threads/newold-content-part-2.23995/page-10#post-1731640
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wow WTF. I think Chris will eventually have to be locked away someday, probably sooner than we anticipate.

It will probably be more like Stimpy giving birth like this; ,at 24:35 the magic happens.
Anna would probably be Ren, she has the face for it. Scroll down to see the videa
http://kisscartoon.me/Cartoon/Ren-Stimpy-Adult-Party-Cartoon/Episode-006-Stimpys-Pregnant?id=29150
 
Marvin said:
Oh my god, I'm always amazed at how fucking tedious Chris is. He has to detail every last little fucking thing that happens.
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To be fair to him, he isn't trying to be entertaining to the world. Messages between friends, which is what he saw that as, are often full of mundane shit. It is definately very unusual to detail gross details like Chris tends to do, but I will give him a pass on the boring details. He isn't trying to write something that will entertain a mass audience.
 
timtommy said:
To be fair to him, he isn't trying to be entertaining to the world. Messages between friends, which is what he saw that as, are often full of mundane shit. It is definately very unusual to detail gross details like Chris tends to do, but I will give him a pass on the boring details. He isn't trying to write something that will entertain a mass audience.
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He's being pedantic and pretentious not entertaining.
@LoveYouLongTime
Since most of the Christorical figures have given their opinion on Chris' state of trans, I was wondering about your opinion, since you suggested he put on a sports bra.
 
InTheSidePocket said:
@LoveYouLongTime I'm curious, were you waiting for a certain time to reveal all this?

Some of this stuff goes back like six years.
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There was supposed be an end game, but it never happened so I ended up sticking around. Not much has been happening so I figured now was a good time if any to start dropping stuff. Plus, I've been bored. No real motives.

timtommy said:
To be fair to him, he isn't trying to be entertaining to the world. Messages between friends, which is what he saw that as, are often full of mundane shit. It is definately very unusual to detail gross details like Chris tends to do, but I will give him a pass on the boring details. He isn't trying to write something that will entertain a mass audience.
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When I would talk to him he would give me a play by play of the newest episode of The Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park. I'm sure it was his autism but holy fuck it was obnoxious and boring.
 
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