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Mariposa Electrique said:
He's being pedantic and pretentious not entertaining.
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Since most of the Christorical figures have given their opinion on Chris' state of trans, I was wondering about your opinion, since you suggested he put on a sports bra.
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I honestly didn't think he'd take my suggestion seriously. But I did mention in another post somewhere that I don't believe Chris to be truly trans only because Chris is a simpleton and doesn't understand gender and sexuality. His understanding of the subject is very stereotypical. He sees men as big mean brutes and women as delicate petite flowers. In Chris' mind being a man is too hard for him so when someone suggested that he could be a tomgirl he ran with it because being a woman is a lot easier in his mind. And it just kind of went from there.
 
Many Sperg-Trans on the internet don't really understand what gender confusion is really about, not just Chris. Take former Zelda speedrunner Cosmo Wright who now calls himself Narcissa... which is hilarious considering how much of a narcissist he became once he switched teams. But honestly he comes across as someone suffering from a mixture of an existential crisis and extreme anxiety since he has made his income solely off of spergs playing Zelda on the internet and knows literally fuck all else in life. They think they must not be the person they think they are and instead of using it to grow they take on different personas that allow them to form a hugbox where if they are criticized they are victims of prejudice.
 
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LoveYouLongTime said:
When I would talk to him he would give me a play by play of the newest episode of The Simpsons, Family Guy, or South Park. I'm sure it was his autism but holy fuck it was obnoxious and boring.
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That sounds like a case of really judging his audience badly. Which seems like something Chris would be inherantly bad at.

There is also a question of filling air time. Chris wants to talk to you, so he looks for topics to talk about. He doesn't have a lot of interesting material to work with, except for stuff he really doesn't want to talk about.

And it is also pretty juvenile. I used to work with kids, and it always amazed me how they would natter away like that. Just rehashing shows or movies they like, blow for blow.

I don't disagree with the point "Chris is boring" all that much. My only point is that he does need to be graded on a bit of a curve if something he sends in private is released publicly. Private communication has a different, more personal, less entertainment-value based goal than public communications. And Chris does seem to get that a little. Most, if not all, of his long rambling messages about day to day minutiae are private.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I honestly didn't think he'd take my suggestion seriously. But I did mention in another post somewhere that I don't believe Chris to be truly trans only because Chris is a simpleton and doesn't understand gender and sexuality. His understanding of the subject is very stereotypical. He sees men as big mean brutes and women as delicate petite flowers. In Chris' mind being a man is too hard for him so when someone suggested that he could be a tomgirl he ran with it because being a woman is a lot easier in his mind. And it just kind of went from there.
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This is basically what I have been saying the whole time. It's the easy way out for an idiot, what an absolute trainwreck he has become. He was a mess before, but with his "woman costumes", he goes from being a pitiable manchild dingus to something resembling "Sigmund and the Sea Monsters" with stubble that does a Queen Elizabeth imitation for the first 5 seconds of any dialog.
 
I know I'm a bit late to the party, but anyway I wanted to thank you, @LoveYouLongTime for all this E-mails.

One of the things I like more about following Chris is reading this kind of stuff, where he isn't trying to act nicer/more sympathetic than he really is and just shows his true self.
Sadly, his true self also comes with an avalanche of horryfing imagery and events (WTF i'm still disgusted by the penis thing... :cryblood: )
but that's part of the ride.

Do you have any E-mails were he talks about the plot of the comic? like "I just had this GREAT idea for the comic and i want you to know it early" or something like that.
Even just stories like the one you posted before where he was playing with his LEGOs and one just started eating everything.
I really enjoy the more """creative"""" side of Chris just for how absurd/involuntarily funny his stories tend to be.

Talking about stories and what he has done with his duck... it just came to mind that he once told how Comic Chris became a mother impregnating himself....

God, i REALLY hope Chris isn't actually trying to have sex with himself :cryblood:

LoveYouLongTime said:
give me a play by play of the newest episode of The Simpsons,
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And even with everything he has done, this is what baffles me the most... he still watches the most recent episodes of The Simpsons! :\
 
timtommy said:
And it is also pretty juvenile. I used to work with kids, and it always amazed me how they would natter away like that. Just rehashing shows or movies they like, blow for blow
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One time Kim had a phone call with Chris the same night as a new episode of south park aired. I was listening to the call but hasn't seen the episode yet, so I asked LYLT to steer him away from the subject since I didn't want it spoiled and I knew he would talk about it.

So Chris starts off with "did you see south park tonight?" Kim responded by saying she hadn't seen it yet, so please don't spoil it Chris. Okay, he says. We can talk about other stuff, he says.

Then he immediately starts up with "but let me just tell you about what Stan and Cartman did..." Kim cuts him off and reminds him she just asked him not to spoil it. "Yeah I know, but Kyle said this funny thing let me just tell you it". This goes on like four times, Kim damn near had to reach through the phone with a club and hit him in the head to get him to stop.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
I'm sure it was his autism but holy fuck it was obnoxious and boring.
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Sounds like he's just dull without anything really going on at all. There was a thread about a Facebook post from Chris seeing a dragon sculpture, and probably one of the few recent ones where he left the house.

Outside of the taint, begging and trans stuff, he barely has anything going on in his life.

He expects Cole to come take care of everything but then what's he going to do? None of the emails, posts or anything else include ideas of other things he needs to be doing.

Can autism get worse or degrade if left to fester?
 
Alec Benson Leary said:
One time Kim had a phone call with Chris the same night as a new episode of south park aired. I was listening to the call but hasn't seen the episode yet, so I asked LYLT to steer him away from the subject since I didn't want it spoiled and I knew he would talk about it.

So Chris starts off with "did you see south park tonight?" Kim responded by saying she hadn't seen it yet, so please don't spoil it Chris. Okay, he says. We can talk about other stuff, he says.

Then he immediately starts up with "but let me just tell you about what Stan and Cartman did..." Kim cuts him off and reminds him she just asked him not to spoil it. "Yeah I know, but Kyle said this funny thing let me just tell you it". This goes on like four times, Kim damn near had to reach through the phone with a club and hit him in the head to get him to stop.
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Christ, I remember that.

There was also a time I straight up told him "I don't care, Family Guy isn't funny." When he wanted to tell me in excruciating detail some new episode. I think he was more offended that I didn't think Family Guy was funny than me telling him not to tell me about it. I guarantee you he tried pulling the same shit the next week.

@Alec Benson Leary Remember when I got really sarcastic and fed up with him when he started on that shit that I went, "Oh my God, that's so fucking funny!" And he actually caught on for a second and asked if I was being sarcastic, which I promptly respond sarcastically with, "Of course not!" And didn't catch on to that.
 
Tennis-Ball-Tony said:
Can autism get worse or degrade if left to fester?
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I think so. Like the old saying: use it or lose it. He's probably getting worse when it comes to interacting with/dealing with people because he no longer has people forced to interact with him through school.
 
LoveYouLongTime said:
Remember when I got really sarcastic and fed up with him when he started on that shit that I went, "Oh my God, that's so fucking funny!" And he actually caught on for a second and asked if I was being sarcastic, which I promptly respond sarcastically with, "Of course not!" And didn't catch on to that
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I do remember. It's like every once in a rare while, a different light bulb turns on and he can briefly see through the one-way mirror.
 
LYLT, thanks so much for all the new information. It's really great to get a new perspective on Chris!
 
Iam said:
It just keeps getting even more pathetic, how is that even possible?
"Gosh, how can you tell I'm not your type if you won't even go out on a date so I can prove I'm a good person and can sex you up good?" I paraphrase but it's the gist of it, or maybe even worse with all the anti-police remarks (hilarious how he does not take your example about generalizations) and the pitiful begging for you to write a message for the girl he is interested in.
It's like a sad, sad, sad version of Cyrano de Bergerac.
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That's a sad combination of autism and honestly believing one of the oldest television and/or movie cliches (man pursues uninterested woman, she resists, he becomes even more desperate, then she suddenly falls in love with him after a key event towards the end of the show, or at the very least, decides to go out on a date with him) will somehow work if he just keeps asking and asking.
 
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