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SOINCHU said:
I used to have thoughts like this too. Like "Chris can't be THAT delusional/stupid can he?" etc. I've come to realize after following his antics for 6 or 7 years is that yes he can be that dumb and delusional but maybe not in the way normal people would think. Like for example, I think @Marvin said it best about his delusions about attractiveness in the colorblindness analogy.

I think it also has to do with the fact that Chris has very fuzzy nebulous 'feelings' rather than straight line logic on a lot of things. Like people turn on their computers and assume if its plugged in and the display is connected it will work. They don't think about how a zillion electrons pass over tiny pathways a billion times a second to create images and virtual landscapes etc...in fact its kind of mind boggling when you really get down to it. That's how it seems to me that Chris sees a lot of basic interactions in life.

Like say Chris thinks he has a cute outfit. In the back of his mind is the 'I feel pretty' feeling and the vague idea that girls like cute outfits, he would compliment someone on their cute outfit so he wouldn't get why its terrifying to others on a beer-gutted, chicken legged, stubbly man. Trying to think about why people have issues with his look and behavior for him is like someone pondering the point of the universe to most people, its a deep thought and there may ultimately be no real clear answer.
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You may very well be right. I am fairly new to Chris, having only known of him for a couple of months.
There is always a risk, I think, of trying to put oneself in his shoes and try to understand how he probably feels and sees the world. And this does not seem to work with Chris given how absolutely skewed his perception on virtually all things is. A normal person looks at Chris and thinks, "If I looked like that, I'd be horified of myself". But Chris upon looking at himself may have a very different perception or perhaps no clear perception at all.

Didn't he at one point say he spent hours staring at the mirror in order to rememer his own visage? The difficulty he has in recognitizing faces and features as belonging to a particular individual is crippling in Chris. I only realized the scope of this issue in Chris recently when LYLT shared that she introduced herself as different people and Chris did not notice. I already knew he had a hard time identifying people through facial features but the extent of it is such that it may very well apply to himself.

In other words, Chris seems to have issues identifying his own features as belonging to him. And this may have serious repercussions as to how he relates to his sense of identity.
 
Iam said:
You may very well be right. I am fairly new to Chris, having only known of him for a couple of months.
There is always a risk, I think, of trying to put oneself in his shoes and try to understand how he probably feels and sees the world. And this does not seem to work with Chris given how absolutely skewed his perception on virtually all things is. A normal person looks at Chris and thinks, "If I looked like that, I'd be horified of myself". But Chris upon looking at himself may have a very different perception or perhaps no clear perception at all.

Didn't he at one point say he spent hours staring at the mirror in order to rememer his own visage? The difficulty he has in recognitizing faces and features as belonging to a particular individual is crippling in Chris. I only realized the scope of this issue in Chris recently when LYLT shared that she introduced herself as different people and Chris did not notice. I already knew he had a hard time identifying people through facial features but the extent of it is such that it may very well apply to himself.

In other words, Chris seems to have issues identifying his own features as belonging to him. And this may have serious repercussions as to how he relates to his sense of identity.
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I found this article that is very descriptive of Chris' self-perception.
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"But research has shown the problem is people with the condition have trouble thinking about, and making sense of, themselves."
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"The atypical way the autistic brain treats self-relevant information as equivalent to information about others could derail a child's social development, particularly in understanding how they relate to the social world around them."
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Explains Ratkings too...
 
Mariposa Electrique said:
I found this article that is very descriptive of Chris' self-perception.
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This may also explain why Chris was so unreasonably upset over the entire Liquid Chris debacle. He seemed to think that others would actually mistake him for the 'real' Chris, as if people in general were unable of telling people apart. If his sense of identity is something of a fragile construct then it makes sense he would feel threatened by someone pretending to be him.

And this tendency for treating 'self-relevant information as equivalent to information about others' sheds some light on some oddball generalizations that Chris seems to draw from his own personal experience, the most infamous probably being the Dirty Crapped Briefs. Chris mentioned it off-handledly and immediately assumed that others also crapped themselves regularly. He did this again very recently over having sex dreams with one's mother.
 
Holdek said:
His very coming into being was an accident of God.
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See, I look at it with the opinion that God has a sense of humor. It explains so many oddities in our world like the platypus, Chris and other lolcows, and farts.
 
Subconcious Offense said:
There is nothing funny about Chris when we are paying $1300 a month to feed him.
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At least we are getting entertainment for our tax dollars. We may not be getting our money's worth from the entertainment provided, but think of the hundreds of thousands of other welfare leaches who don't give us ANY entertainment for the tax dollars they get.
 
BOLDYSPICY! said:
@LoveYouLongTime , what happened to the emails that were posted from 24 on? I can't seem to find them.
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Do you mean page 24? It looks like the Imgur links broke.

I've added the emails to the Cwcki, if you want to read them there.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_2
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_3
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_4

Some are still in picture form. I've been running them through OCR to convert them to text.

By the way, does anyone know if the photo from this email is on the Cwcki?

rVYnocJ.jpg

If it isn't, could @LoveYouLongTime post the photo so it can be added?
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Do you mean page 24? It looks like the Imgur links broke.

I've added the emails to the Cwcki, if you want to read them there.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_2
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_3
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_4

Some are still in picture form. I've been running them through OCR to convert them to text.

By the way, does anyone know if the photo from this email is on the Cwcki?

View attachment 142308

If it isn't, could @LoveYouLongTime post the photo so it can be added?
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That picture makes Chris look like an adult autistic Cowardly Lion. Is that him attempting to be "seductive"?
 
The American Hedgehog said:
Do you mean page 24? It looks like the Imgur links broke.

I've added the emails to the Cwcki, if you want to read them there.

http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_2
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_3
http://sonichu.com/cwcki/Gal_Pal_E-mails_4

Some are still in picture form. I've been running them through OCR to convert them to text.
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Ah, cool, thanks man.

I used to think Chris was exaggerating about Barb threatening to kill him or changing the locks or whatever until @Marvin stepped in to confirm that Barb was indeed as crazy as Chris made her out to be. I can't get over her half-treating Chris to a "half-payment" of a shitty MMO that went free-to-play anyway. Cheap broad couldn't even pay the full price for her miserable, brow-beaten son.

I couldn't help but laugh over Chris drawing out a "pyramid diagram" of his family. Sounds like he just drew a triangle with circles & start crying over it.
 
In regards to people talking about Chris's conception- he's fucking lucky he doesn't have Downs Syndrome.

See, Downs Syndrome (Trisomy 21) is almost always caused by an issue with the mother's egg. Not to get too genetics-heavy but everyone has 2 copies of 23 chromosomes for a total of 46 chromosomes. In Trisomy 21, you get an extra pair at the 13th chromosome. Again, to spare you the bio lecture, this tends to be from the mother's eggs because there was an issue with the chromosomes being split up during meiosis. Basically, the longer sets of chromosomes are together, the harder it is for them to split evenly. That's why the odds of a woman having a Downs Syndrome baby go up exponentially around the age of 37 Seriously, for unaffected women the odds go from under a percent to fucking three percent around the age of 44. That's a lot.

EDIT: Didn't mean to off topic.
@trippykoala good catch
 
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someone mentioned a few pages back about how bob didnt wear a condom probably because they thought barb couldnt get preggo. men in their 40's in the early 80's didnt wear condoms. aids? thats a faggot disease, i aint no faggot. if i catch something i just go to the clinic get a couple of shots n im good to go.
 
smackpops said:
someone mentioned a few pages back about how bob didnt wear a condom probably because they thought barb couldnt get preggo. men in their 40's in the early 80's didnt wear condoms. aids? thats a faggot disease, i aint no faggot. if i catch something i just go to the clinic get a couple of shots n im good to go.
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no I think Bob was in his 50's and Barbador was like 40.

They probably didn't think women in their 40's could get pregnant.
 
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