Nexpo/YT Horror Channels - Do they all suck

[Crescent Fresh]

Hopefully I'm not late but I only recently stumbled upon HMF and while some of the edits are a bit amateurish you can't deny the amount of effort put into this project. The added humor is unironically what makes this work IMO.

Their latest video is honestly next level production, I was actually shocked:

It’s insane how at this point the Spongebob theory ARG is the single best ARG running.

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

New Disturban video.

 

[PandaChai]

Really? An hour on the Lake City Quiet Pills crap?

And for an actually good video on it.

edit: okay I was a bit hastey, it's not terrible

 

[TheseGotPeanuts&Soapinem]

New Disturban video.

That's so horrible. To think these people were going along with it without any real proof.

 

[MLK Ultra]

The words "Lake City Quiet Pills" gives me the shivers for some reason. Of all crime topics it's not that interesting but the name is creepy to me.

That and the EAR/ONS story where he's crawling on all fours and then is standing at the window. I have goosebumps right now.

 

[majestyofthedamned]

Plagued Moth and Hannah the Horrible do a lot of great stuff that’s actually interesting, though does talk about gore.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

I thought Nexpo already had a take on Lake City Quiet Pills? I remember someone sperged out on twitter about how the guy behind it was a pedo or something and they'd never cover it, and I could have sworn it was him...

 

[True Boss of this Gym]

New Disturban video.

Watched the video after posting it. Fuck me, what an absolutely rotten way to die.

 

[Sienna Fuegonasus]

Plagued Moth and Hannah the Horrible do a lot of great stuff that’s actually interesting, though does talk about gore.

You should have a look through the thread re: Plagued Moth.

 

[Gamercat]

Plagued Moth and Hannah the Horrible do a lot of great stuff that’s actually interesting, though does talk about gore.

so uh.......about that

 

[Lapis Lazuli]

Hopefully I'm not late but I only recently stumbled upon HMF and while some of the edits are a bit amateurish you can't deny the amount of effort put into this project. The added humor is unironically what makes this work IMO.

Their latest video is honestly next level production, I was actually shocked:

I gave it a watch. What I like most about it is that it acknowledges and even jokes about the horrific conditions of the worksite rather than pretending that everything is perfectly fine. It's pretty in your face with the horror and I think that helps it stand out amongst other ARGs/horror content in general.

Even if the edits could use some polishing, it still manages to be unnerving. I'll keep my eye on this one.

 

[artery]

I gave it a watch. What I like most about it is that it acknowledges and even jokes about the horrific conditions of the worksite rather than pretending that everything is perfectly fine. It's pretty in your face with the horror and I think that helps it stand out amongst other ARGs/horror content in general.

Even if the edits could use some polishing, it still manages to be unnerving. I'll keep my eye on this one.

The Happy Meat Farms thing is all one big part of an ARG by Alex Bale, that originally started with a Spongebob Squarepants conspiracy video, It's been a pretty wild ride even when loosely following it. Inside a Mind did a video about the earlier portions of it a while back, but the Happy Meat Farms part doesn't come into play until the very end of it:

 

[Carnavoyeur]

Really? An hour on the Lake City Quiet Pills crap?

How much of that hour is spent on long, drawn-out pause and him saying, "Wait... let's go back"?

 

[Sprate Header]

Really? An hour on the Lake City Quiet Pills crap?

And for an actually good video on it.

Tell me you haven't watched Nexpo's video without telling me you haven't watched Nexpo's video. This take is retarded.

Nexpo objectively brought more information to the table - how deep he got into his research reminded me of one of our threads here, even. He went through and analyzed the entire archived history of a connected site called Crystal Wind Consulting, and also showed that all of the "characters" in LCQP were avid posters on the Drunken Stepfather Forums, and that there were like five or six more people involved in the "canon" than just ReligionOfPeace and 2-6. He claims that after hiring some OSINT PIs, they found an old 2009 Gawker account owned by AngelTwo-Six, and were able to use a people search database to link the email ("z****108@gmail.com") to a 67-year-old "Michael A." in New Jersey. That is so much more substantive than any other video about the topic to date.

While I wish he had done a better job wrapping the whole thing up in a more definitive conclusion that explained everything he brought to the table, he did a way better job presenting information than Barely Sociable, who came to the conclusion that these were unironic contract killers posting classified information on pedophile subreddits. Like, BS is still easily one of the best in the game, but no, I don't think his very first video in which he seriously says "why would they encrypt their website if it was a hoax?" is the best video on that topic.

I know in some ways we're supposed to be the Internet's "Negative Nancy", providing criticism where most others wouldn't, but writing off that entire video because NEXPO DO LONG PAUSE or LCQP BAD is one of the dumbest things I've seen posted in this thread, Jimmy J included. You don't have to cream your pants every time he uploads and post essays in his comments about how many chills went up your spine when you saw the video's spooky scary thumbnail, but my god, this hate-boner for a guy that makes like mid-tier videos at worst is getting fucking ridiculous.

 

[Führer Ted]

I've noticed Moth's videos aren't doing particularly well in terms of views right now. If you're consistently getting less views than your sub count, there's a problem. Either YouTube's not recommending his videos as much anymore or his subscribers are getting bored of watching a guy sit in front of a camera talking about gore, sex and making cringey jokes.

 

[A Fucking Box]

I know in some ways we're supposed to be the Internet's "Negative Nancy", providing criticism where most others wouldn't, but writing off that entire video because NEXPO DO LONG PAUSE or LCQP BAD is one of the dumbest things I've seen posted in this thread, Jimmy J included. You don't have to cream your pants every time he uploads and post essays in his comments about how many chills went up your spine when you saw the video's spooky scary thumbnail, but my god, this hate-boner for a guy that makes like mid-tier videos at worst is getting fucking ridiculous.

My nigga every thread on this shitsite is filled almost exclusively with autists that obsess over people they hate for no reason

 

[Cheese-Loving Citizen]

A bit unexpected. More than likely a lore video of sorts, probably tackling on shit like the Noosphere and origins of the mutants.

I can already hear /sg/ autistically screeching in the distance.

 

[Bulk Shopping For Freedom]

Tell me you haven't watched Nexpo's video without telling me you haven't watched Nexpo's video. This take is retarded.

Nexpo objectively brought more information to the table - how deep he got into his research reminded me of one of our threads here, even. He went through and analyzed the entire archived history of a connected site called Crystal Wind Consulting, and also showed that all of the "characters" in LCQP were avid posters on the Drunken Stepfather Forums, and that there were like five or six more people involved in the "canon" than just ReligionOfPeace and 2-6. He claims that after hiring some OSINT PIs, they found an old 2009 Gawker account owned by AngelTwo-Six, and were able to use a people search database to link the email ("z****108@gmail.com") to a 67-year-old "Michael A." in New Jersey. That is so much more substantive than any other video about the topic to date.

While I wish he had done a better job wrapping the whole thing up in a more definitive conclusion that explained everything he brought to the table, he did a way better job presenting information than Barely Sociable, who came to the conclusion that these were unironic contract killers posting classified information on pedophile subreddits. Like, BS is still easily one of the best in the game, but no, I don't think his very first video in which he seriously says "why would they encrypt their website if it was a hoax?" is the best video on that topic.

I know in some ways we're supposed to be the Internet's "Negative Nancy", providing criticism where most others wouldn't, but writing off that entire video because NEXPO DO LONG PAUSE or LCQP BAD is one of the dumbest things I've seen posted in this thread, Jimmy J included. You don't have to cream your pants every time he uploads and post essays in his comments about how many chills went up your spine when you saw the video's spooky scary thumbnail, but my god, this hate-boner for a guy that makes like mid-tier videos at worst is getting fucking ridiculous.

I don't really see anyone in the back of this thread caring enough to hateboner him. Any time he comes up it's pretty much a "meh" in passing.
He's got a habit of being high on his own farts and being low effort lately. I don't know how you're surprised people think he's being high on his own farts and doing low effort, and pass him over when it's a seemingly old beaten topic.

 

[Milwaukee Macho Man]

Tell me you haven't watched Nexpo's video without telling me you haven't watched Nexpo's video. This take is retarded.

Nexpo objectively brought more information to the table - how deep he got into his research reminded me of one of our threads here, even. He went through and analyzed the entire archived history of a connected site called Crystal Wind Consulting, and also showed that all of the "characters" in LCQP were avid posters on the Drunken Stepfather Forums, and that there were like five or six more people involved in the "canon" than just ReligionOfPeace and 2-6. He claims that after hiring some OSINT PIs, they found an old 2009 Gawker account owned by AngelTwo-Six, and were able to use a people search database to link the email ("z****108@gmail.com") to a 67-year-old "Michael A." in New Jersey. That is so much more substantive than any other video about the topic to date.

While I wish he had done a better job wrapping the whole thing up in a more definitive conclusion that explained everything he brought to the table, he did a way better job presenting information than Barely Sociable, who came to the conclusion that these were unironic contract killers posting classified information on pedophile subreddits. Like, BS is still easily one of the best in the game, but no, I don't think his very first video in which he seriously says "why would they encrypt their website if it was a hoax?" is the best video on that topic.

I know in some ways we're supposed to be the Internet's "Negative Nancy", providing criticism where most others wouldn't, but writing off that entire video because NEXPO DO LONG PAUSE or LCQP BAD is one of the dumbest things I've seen posted in this thread, Jimmy J included. You don't have to cream your pants every time he uploads and post essays in his comments about how many chills went up your spine when you saw the video's spooky scary thumbnail, but my god, this hate-boner for a guy that makes like mid-tier videos at worst is getting fucking ridiculous.

I mean, they clearly didn't watch it because they were asking a question about it.

But even then, holy shit at dropping this much spaghetti over a one sentence shitpost.

 

[soft breathing]

A little bit off-topic but I had this on my yt front page:

Think of the remix what you will (the original is better, fight me), but holy shit some of the comments are a complete and utter cringe fest.







Edit: here's another one with more cringe-worthy comments:

I bet most of those people mentally sucking him off are minors.

Ironic, isn't it?