Next Nintendo console gimmick?

[Void Cat]

I honestly can't think of anything, they'll probably reuse a previous one.

 

[TheRetardKing]

 

[Quijibo69]

A Mario dildo with vibration action.

 

[Gog & Magog]

Put one finger in your mouth.
Put the other finger up your ass.
Switch!
snaps fingers

 

[Finger Pistols]

My guess is that they'll dip their toes into VR or something similar. Maybe even try to revive that one VR red console that they launched decades ago. You'll become the Mario.

 

[Mike Matei's Penis]

I think they will do dual screen again and that "Switch Attach" leak from a Google ad might be real. Some attatchable screen on top for old systems along with a new console in a smaller form factor? The clamshell design of the DS was great portably and put it ahead of the Sony consoles in keeping the screen safe without a case.

 

[Character from a movie]

Nintendo 4DS

 

[Gangstalker #32194]

you will be able to fuck the console or plug it into another console and watch the two consoles fuck

 

[Void Cat]

Can't quote for whatever reason, but VR is fairly plausible, as Nintendo have been filing patents. Though I do have some doubt because it may get outdated fast (other companies are cooking up similar shit)

Also hey, this "Switch Attach" idea doesn't sound half-bad!

 

[AnsemSoD1]

The Switch Attach idea is actually genius and could hopefully allow for more DS/3DS games to be ported over properly. I want my Castlevania DS Trilogy damn it!

 

[DankSmoker]

They have dabbled in feet controls with the Wii fit, so I assume they will eventually lean into one of their target demographics with a thigh high controller.

 

[dick brain]

Virtual Boy 2

 

[Huh what?]

They should try this crazy new thing called "making a console with good games and decent hardware."

Nah, never gonna happen.

 

[Moths]

Well they made a good coonsole so tome to make an absolute garbage one that is awful.

Wii but VR

 

[Soggy Floppa]

They should try this crazy new thing called "making a console with good games and decent hardware."

Nah, never gonna happen.

It was called the Gamecube

 

[Alex Hogendorp]

The Nintendo Toilet where it becomes the only way to take a shit and shitting elsewhere is illegal due to "copyright infringement".