Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

For more information please read /x/

https://boards.4chan.org/x/

 

[SwanDive]

Yeah but I bet you those fucking waterbears will be sticking around

 

[The Joker]

good

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

Well, it's better than the eldritch abomination I had in my dream.

One of those with a really complicated name.

 

[Nien Nunb]

wasn't Jesus supposed to show his bitch-ass up first

 

[Keystone]

I know "theme of this thread" posts are discouraged, but this thread needs it:

Beware turbine engines.

 

[The Lawgiver]

The last I time heard of rouge planets colliding with Earth the name I heard mentioned was Mondas and it was in a cheesy black and white scifi TV show episode from the 1960s that thought we'd have moon colonies by the 1980s.

All I'm saying is if you see some cp30 looking gimps with flashlights strapped to their headsets prowling Antartica it's probably Mondas.

 

[Jack Awful]

Fucking finally.

 

[From The Uncanny Valley]

Mystery Incorporated was right all along!

 

[NIGGO KILLA]

But i havent finished VOTOMS yet

 

[Oh Long Johnson]

It was an honor shitposting with you white devils and trannies.

 

[AnimuGinger]

Well shit, it's about time.

 

[Bob Page]

Well, it's been nice knowing you glorious bastards.

 

[Goofy Logic]

Goddammit Moon you summoned this moon send this moon back or I'll moon you.

 

[RP 520]

you know for a planet, Nibiru is really stealthy.

 

[Jetstream Sam]

Cool, if it's my last day, I'm shitpost and sperg everywhere and have absolutely no regrets since I'll be dead.

 

[Batman VS Tony Danza]

Please PM me nudes if you want coordinates to my bunker which is not at all my aunt's basement that I soundproofed with empty Big Mac boxes. That would be a really clever way to do that though still, right?

 

[Ti-99/4A]

How are Kirk and Spock going to save Nibiru's inhabitants from a deadly volcano in the future if they're going to kill us all now?

 

[Trans Fat 41g]

I want to die shit posting from the very first gaming PC.

 

[CatParty]

Good

 

[Iamthatis]

Those in the know seem to be divided between Nibooboo collision, the rapture, and the "disclosure". I saw why not all three?