Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

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[CWCissey]

It's the 23rd here and no planets crashing into anything yet niggas!

 

[Dollars2010]

I knew all my years of moderating the /x/ would prepare me for this autism.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

@CWCissey that's because he's changed his mind. The end begins in October now. Where's the Apocalypse God??

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

Plot twist the world actually ends and Sean Bean is the only survivor.

 

[Coster]

Plot twist the world actually ends and Sean Bean is the only survivor.

What if Chris survived the apocalypse?

 

[Gym Leader Elesa]

What if Chris survived the apocalypse?

Chris is Nibiru. The mass and density are too close.

 

[BILLY MAYS]

So this is the last day as lromised by @Thomas Jay Wasserberg, and next will be the part where giant alien space lizards come and eat us all.

But real talk though, humanity's souls are being dragged down by gravity, this is good to me.

 

[The Un-Clit]

Scary Nibiru face is scary.

 

[Pina Colada]

Now we're really gonna see some stars!

 

[Transvaalan]

I'm sure this time it will prove that the Bible was right all along. You know, barring the other 9000 misses. It's that ONE hit that counts.

...tbh, it really is.

 

[Keystone]

Scary Nibiru face is scary.

It's the face I imagine most normies would have the first time viewing this place, and the look they'd give us.

 

[A Hot Potato]

I don't care.

 

[Cthulu]

...tbh, it really is.

Please do tell

 

[Un Platano]

 

[Black Waltz]

see you all in hell

 

[Fulda's Gap]

So, I might as well come clean: I am actually a deity-like entity. I'm debating on whether or not Nibiru will hit the Earth.

But, don't mistake saving the planet as mercy; I'd do it because I am a jerk.

There will be no release from this nightmare. You all must exist in a world that created Brianna Wu.

This is the atonement for that sin: your continued existence.

 

[nonnewtonian]

Goddammit, where'd I put that ocarina?

 

[Arkangel]

I love how the graphic takes up a third of my screen on mobile.

 

[c-no]

So, I might as well come clean: I am actually a deity-like entity. I'm debating on whether or not Nibiru will hit the Earth.

But, don't mistake saving the planet as mercy; I'd do it because I am a jerk.

There will be no release from this nightmare. You all must exist in a world that created Brianna Wu.

This is the atonement for that sin: your continued existence.

But what if Brianna Wu and all the other lolcows and autism are the reason Nibiru wants our blood?

Good. I'm tired of this shit.
Post the lolcow you want to get squished by Nibiru first.

Everyone. We are all lol-cows, especially the troll-shielders that join forums that laugh at other lol-cows.

 

[A Hot Potato]

Goddammit, where'd I put that ocarina?

Is mayonnaise an instrument?