Disaster Nibiru is crashing into planet Earth and we're all going to die

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[Dymentia]

damn, who knew the apocalypse was gonna be this boorrrinng?

 

[Shokew]

Dammit, I gotta work today - and tomorrow, if we're still here by then. God, this sucks. Sooner or later - you can't let this crap go on, m8. Not with all these SJWs around.

 

[Star Stuff]

Survived another apocalypse. Now let us see if Rocket Man will try to start the nuclear one

As if he has the snickerdoodles to do it. He knows it's suicide.

I couldn't think of a better replacement word. Sue me.

 

[Robotron]

Least the moon is stuck on this thread.

 

[IV 445]

Least the moon is stuck on this thread.

It's unsettling tbh

 

[FromaCorvairSix]

Planet X Gon' Give it to ya.

Wait.

Nope, never mind.

 

[Sammy]

Moon pls

 

[Sushinope]

Surely there must be a way to prevent this. Somebody must awaken the four giants!

Don't worry I whipped out my N64 earth is saved but Chris Chan may have a homeless saga soon caused by acts of the lumberjack in the sky.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

The worlds still here I Guess Nibiru is a giant faggot

 

[Chiang Kai-shek]

Looks like second impact might happen

edit: fuck I missed the end of the world again. There's always next time!

 

[Captain Smollett]

I always wanted to shitpost from Hell tbqh.

 

[Sable]

It's a good thing we're still here, I didn't want to die on a day off.

 

[Antipathy]

Allow me to sperg about you about the apocalypse. Archaeologists did in fact, unearth an ancient Sumerian tablet, describing the appearance of an object they called Nibiru, and its path across the sky. By using the power of astrophysics, several scientists were in fact, able to locate this object in the modern day. It has been photographed here.

Spoiler

Yeah, it's Jupiter. It's not heading towards us at all.

 

[Another Fellow]

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Moon pls

 

[fishercat]

What if Nibiru actually did show up but it was so small it just burned up in our atmosphere?

 

[Smaug's Smokey Hole]

There were suddenly a lot of booms, explosions and people shrieking incoherently outside of my place, but it wasn't the apocalypse, just some middle-easterners with illegal fireworks.

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[Captain Pipsqueak]

COME AT ME, MOON!

 

[DICKPICSRUS]

 

[Jewelsmakerguy]

What if Nibiru actually did show up but it was so small it just burned up in our atmosphere?

That would be the greatest 'fuck you' to all those doomsday sayers.