Plagued Nice Guys

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"All you self-cleaning fleshlights are the same."

"Hold your tongue, you pathetic cock sleeve."

SWOON.
 
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Butta Face Lopez said:
Well at least he tried being a virtual Chad instead of "S-s-so you're n-n-not interested...? *Cries at your feet, clutching your legs and sucking your toes*"
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trying to be a chad, in the way he was doing, ONLY works in real life. typing something in asterisks, implying that is what you would be doing to someone if you were near them, NEVER comes off as cool, or sexy.

If he wanted to not seem pathetic, he should have only typed out as though he were talking. Something like, "hold up, girl, I think you're definitely making the wrong call. so let me get them digits and I'll show you why"

of course, there's no coming back from "You're my darkie waifu", so frankly it doesn't matter what he said after that. Gotta give the girl credit, she was very polite, and he honestly didn't deserve that much

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"All you self-cleaning fleshlights are the same."

"Hold your tongue, you pathetic cock sleeve."

SWOON.
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Who the fuck says "hold your tongue" anymore?! Do these "nice guys" get ALL their speaking mannerisms from Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones? Jesus Christ!
 
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LtCucumber said:
Also because they have a neverending victim complex. That shit is not attractive. Like people who are negative about everything aren't very attractive, and usually they don't have many friends because their incessant whining gets annoying.
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I agree, I think overwhelming negativity is definitely a turn off for most people. Add in the stench of desperation and the lack of social skills Nice Guys all seem to have, and you have a perfect cocktail for driving women away. It makes it so any woman who would get into a relationship with them would inevitably be 1) suffering from extreme low self esteem themselves and are settling, or 2) the manipulative user type who will just milk the Nice Guy for attention or money or whatever they want and then move on.
 
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Who the fuck says "hold your tongue" anymore?! Do these "nice guys" get ALL their speaking mannerisms from Lord of the Rings and Game of Thrones? Jesus Christ!
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Also an additional sin for telling someone to "hold their tongue" despite them typing and not using verbal communication methods. It's like people saying "hear" when they mean "read" when texting. It's incorrect and makes you look stupid.

X68000 said:
Here's some amazing catches. These men are amazing, can't wait to date 'em
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TIL that women will go out of their way to be with people and deserve no sympathy, y'know despite the fact that abusive people usually come off as charming (albeit superficially) initially, and then it takes a turn when you're in hella deep. I mean fuck the fact that some women think they found a great guy but then they end up too scared to even talk to someone about the emotional and/or physical abuse they're going through. They must have known he was abusive, and clearly chose him because of that over any "good" guy out there who is such a good person he doesn't care about victims of abuse.

Another thing I learned is that not being an abusive man makes you entitled to a girlfriend, and that somehow you deserve it for being a normal, functional member of society. Anything otherwise is abusive and an attack on your entire sex by those EEVILL FeEMALeSSS.

Seriously does he not see the irony in saying "i don't disrespect or abuse women" and then saying that he's entitled to a person as if they're property?

I would have mentioned the other two but they didn't spark many other discussion points other than "he's an idiot"
 
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X68000 said:
*Wakes up from mattress on the floor, scratches ass*

Hmm, Stacey rejected me for the fifteenth time. Must be the end times! These fucking sluts these days...

*goes online to write a screed every 30 minutes*
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This is a bit :offtopic: but I clicked the link and i've already struck gold.
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"this is a place for unpopular opinions, the playing field is level... Unless you don't hold the same views" is the whole context of that image
Some right wing people are just as lulzy as the liberals they hate so much, and then wonder why people think they're just edgy 15 year olds. It's almost like some of them need a trigger warning or the mere existence of liberal ideas might just make them have a stroke.


EDIT: there's more, honestly this page is a gold mine.
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this deserves a place in /r/thathappened... Because bringing a knife to a gunfight (that the kid probably learned how to use from Samurai movies... AKA a great way to get cut) will totally make a gang banger drop his gun and fuck off.
Also; "I'm intelligent" he says, then proceeds to use "her boyfriend and me" instead of "her boyfriend and I" (bonus round: "me, her boyfriend and me"... Uhh dude do you not proof read??)
 
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Been the subject enough already but I found out i've got a nice guy on my friends list this morning, woke up and saw this. Completely obsessed with abandoned places, definitely autistic.
 

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spookyjimmy said:
Been the subject enough already but I found out i've got a nice guy on my friends list this morning, woke up and saw this. Completely obsessed with abandoned places, definitely autistic.
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Exploring abandoned places for the fun of it (i guess there's the "i might get caught" adrenaline thrill to it), especially if you're a photographer isn't autistic in and of itself (Though I doubt he's a photographer.) unless you're obsessed to the point that it's all you think and talk about.
However this is like finding something out about someone and then thinking "of course he's into that". If this guy told me he got a boner over abandoned buildings (probably for edge points), I wouldn't be surprised in the slightest.
 
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