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I'd just seek for a more dignified line of work, like camwhore or hooker.
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- Thread starter Cosmos
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The best way to respond to roleplay messages.
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The best way is just "omg kys loser" that's the only way they'll ever get the message.
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"Oh my god, kiss loser? Jackpot!"
.................all that in one monstrously sprawling run-on sentence. Does anyone else get the vibe of being pounced on and mauled by a wild beast?
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That's possibly the most autistic chat up line I've ever seen.
Dangerhair
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Not to mention that type of stuff is great with your girlfriend but not something you'd ever do with someone you're so unfamiliar with, you don't even know their name.
If any of these nice guys ever find themselves in a relationship, they're in for a shock when they find out that every couple disagrees on at least one thing, and that in a successful relationship, both partners have to be comfortable asserting their needs.
ETR: Powerlevel by proxy
A "nice guy" would say nothing, let the resentment build, send 352 texts, 104 phone calls and 67 Snapchats and call her a bitch.
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Porker LeVance
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"make you rest my head on your chest" before asking her name
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Cosmos' posts are the only thing worth reading in this thread anymore
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I know how that goes, I've done that myself. But I must say, when you haven't had anything for years, it really clouds your judgment.
Perhaps these guys haven't experienced a relationship to actually know its ups and downs. All he sees is "that God damn normie Chad jock is having sex with my dream girl all the time" and thinks it's all romantic comedy and real life porn all throughout, because he has no other frame of reference.
I have quite a few stories about this, I've been on both sides of the fence before. But PM me if you want to know more.
Junkail
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Let's hope none of them ever get into one.
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No need to worry about that.
Dangerhair
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What if the RPers dropped the anime writing style and swapped it for film noir pastiche with some m'lady on top?
If that doesn't work, there's also some PUA style negging:
And some good old blowing it by being equal parts impatient, insufferable, and treating a girl like a bobs and vegana vending machine:
If that doesn't work, there's also some PUA style negging:
And some good old blowing it by being equal parts impatient, insufferable, and treating a girl like a bobs and vegana vending machine:
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Your stories about working in an anime shop (or whatever you want to call it) remind me of all the horror stories I've heard from people who have worked at gamestop.
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Amusing how many nice guys imitate TV character tropes in attempts to seem interesting. They have no idea that other people have functional bullshit detectors. I swear, every single nice guy's dream is to have a fucking singing telegram girl appear at their door that they can tip their trilby to and sweep her off her feet.
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It's always anime. Without fail, it is always anime. It's why they think that *stammering and stuttering their way through a "H-h-h-hi I was just w-w-w-wondering if m-maybe you'd be i-i-i-interested..." before their entire face turns blue and a giant sweatdrop rolls down their forehead while two little screaming fairy things bash each other with oversized mallets in the background* is the way to a woman's heart. Ban and destroy all the anime and in a generation this weirdness will be gone, replaced with role playing as characters from like...I dunno, newspaper comic strips or something
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This focusing on behaviors in media isn't just pure autism (although I'm sure a lot of it is) bit It's also simply a lack of life experience. Now this would even still be somewhat okay if we were talking about a bunch of dorky teens who can't know better but these people are between their 20s and 30s and even older. A few will never know any better but honestly, it shouldn't be a thing to the extend it is. I blame the internet and this metric ton of distraction you can have at your fingertips which causes people not to make "real" experiences anymore if they're just *unlucky* enough. You also have to consider that a lot of these people still grew up when the internet wasn't everywhere and schools still had rules like "boys will be boys".
Now they grow up with tablets with broadband internet in their hands the moment they can hold them and in schools where a high five constitutes sexual harassment. I can't even imagine the levels of autism that generation will hit.
Now they grow up with tablets with broadband internet in their hands the moment they can hold them and in schools where a high five constitutes sexual harassment. I can't even imagine the levels of autism that generation will hit.
Junkail
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Chris Chan grew up before the internet was widespread, but that didn't stop him from being a 'nice guy'. Man children and loveshys have always been around since the beginning of time. It's just that there were no internet websites to record their shenanigans.