Plagued Nice Guys

[Ali della Fenice]

"Me so smart. I'm gonna pay gas, toll and drinks only to bust a nut."

Well, if he actually was smart, he would've just jerked off, rented an hooker or met up with someone who lived closer to him.
He took a gamble and it didnt pay off for him and now he is acting like a salty bitch.
Smart people know how to take an L and move on to the next thing as soon as possible, unlike him.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

 

[Doctor of Autism]

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Us attractive nice guys

And this idiot wonders why she wouldn't bother with him

 

[DrJonesHat]

And this idiot wonders why she wouldn't bother with him

It's the old rule, if you have to say you have a certain quality, you probably don't have it.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

It's the old rule, if you have to say you have a certain quality, you probably don't have it.

The fact he gave 2 qualities he doesn't have jurt hurts his chances further

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Oh, so chicks love ugly douchebags now?

Kiwis, I’m gettin laid tonight

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

Your brain has to be broken in a special kind of way for this behavior to make sense.

Step 1: Hey baby, you look hawt, want to sex it up?
Step 2: Well fuck you anyway I didn't wanna sex it up with your skanky ass anyway! Fuckin ho!
Step 3: So hey baby what's up, I been thinkin about you since we talked!

I mean... jesus christ what do the rest of their interactions look like?

 

[DrJonesHat]

My favorite is still where the girl shows some interest, but she doesn't respond exactly how the Nice Guy wants, so he ruins his chances with a shitfit.

 

[Eshettar]

What fool said the age of chivalry is over?

 

[Vorhtbame]

What fool said the age of chivalry is over?


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That doesn't look like Nice Guy stuff, tbh. That looks like clumsy flirtation between two horny idiots.

 

[Doctor of Autism]

What fool said the age of chivalry is over?


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As stated not really nice guy stuff. The “nice guy” here actually seems sane.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Ok

That doesn't look like Nice Guy stuff, tbh. That looks like clumsy flirtation between two horny idiots.

As stated not really nice guy stuff. The “nice guy” here actually seems sane.

Honestly it's actually pretty funny and very obviously how she wanted him to respond.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Ok


Honestly it's actually pretty funny and very obviously how she wanted him to respond.

It's nerd dirty talk and it's clear both are into it.

 

[Corbin Dallas Multipass]

What fool said the age of chivalry is over?


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Yeah, that's not nice guy stuff. It's... a weird line, but then, so was hers. Two weirdos, perfect match.

 

[Barabbas]

My reading of it is that the 'woman' is clearly a fake account/catfish, when do real woman respond with stuff like that ever? It's a man playing games with some stolen photos, and the 'unzip and knight you' guy seems to realise this and is taking the piss.

 

[Eshettar]

Now he claims he was crazy about this girl. But I've formed my own hypothesis and the basis for it is the way he flipped his ever-loving shit because she was in orientation and thus not free to text with him. Dude's just crazy.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

 

[Night Owl]

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No wonder, even the feminists are frightened by the soy grin.

 

[Ali della Fenice]

time for fucboi above to put away the soyfilled blue pills and start chugging the red ones.
Also he really shouldnt have posted that shit out in the open, but I guess soy lowers your critical thinking as well.

 

[Silence of the Troons]

This reads like a parody of Nice guys. But if there's anything the internet has taught me, it's that reality often trumps fiction