Plagued Nice Guys

[c-no]

What the fuck is your deal, man?

Remember, this being is too autistic. It's better to not try and humor it unless you are CatParty.

 

[Michel]

So wait, I get trolled, I initially think the trolls are serious. Then I tell someone asking that they are trolling me and that people have told me to fuck off and die on this site. And then a moderator comes in like they are pissed off asking what my deal is? I don't get it. So whats the gigantic joke I'm apparently not in-on that is pissing everyone off?

You should be nice to Jaimas dude, he'll kick you out of gamergate.

 

[Pikimon]

So wait, I get trolled, I initially think the trolls are serious. Then I tell someone asking that they are trolling me and that people have told me to fuck off and die on this site. And then a moderator comes in like they are pissed off asking what my deal is? I don't get it. So whats the gigantic joke I'm apparently not in-on that is pissing everyone off?

Why do you hate women tho

 

[vertexwindi]

So wait, I get trolled, I initially think the trolls are serious. Then I tell someone asking that they are trolling me and that people have told me to fuck off and die on this site. And then a moderator comes in like they are pissed off asking what my deal is? I don't get it. So whats the gigantic joke I'm apparently not in-on that is pissing everyone off?

The joke is your life :^ )

 

[Brandobaris]

Aaaand back to the trolling, thanks for the valuable input.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

Christ, can we just get back to making fun of angry virgins? Oh wait, you were already doing that.

 

[Jaimas]

So wait, I get trolled, I initially think the trolls are serious. Then I tell someone asking that they are trolling me and that people have told me to fuck off and die on this site. And then a moderator comes in like they are pissed off asking what my deal is? I don't get it. So whats the gigantic joke I'm apparently not in-on that is pissing everyone off?

I can remember a time when you weren't this visibly nuts. What happened?

 

[Duke Nukem]

Why would you want a girl that has never had sex AND has never masturbated? You're about to get the most weak ass sex life with someone who has the libido of a rock.

If he were to attempt to date someone with more experience than him (read: every girl out there) then it will make his incompetence and lack of experience with sex all the more obvious, at least to anyone but him. But people like him are the kinds who think they are master of all things sexual despite never having even been on a date.

He's better off getting himself a hooker like OPL. She'll really enjoy his dick, honest.

 

[Girlfriend-free Boy]

If he were to attempt to date someone with more experience than him (read: every girl out there) then it will make his incompetence and lack of experience with sex all the more obvious, at least to anyone but him. But people like him are the kinds who think they are master of all things sexual despite never having even been on a date.

So basically this?

Spoiler

 

[Duke Nukem]

So basically this?

Spoiler

Just throw a or two in there, and it will be perfect.

 

[Lorento]

So basically this?

Spoiler

I'm skeptical, because the woman beneath him appears to be made of flesh and not of an inflatable sort of plastic.

 

[vertexwindi]

I can remember a time when you weren't this visibly nuts. What happened?

Probably a woman. Like the French say, "cherchez la femme".

 

[c-no]

If I had a uterus, it would have jumped out of my body and ran.

This shit just shows how creepy one can be that even a pure and virgin woman would avoid him. t's the writing of a mentally ill stalker that is very thirsty.

I can remember a time when you weren't this visibly nuts. What happened?

Perhaps he was always nuts. He's just showing more of it as time goes on.

If he were to attempt to date someone with more experience than him (read: every girl out there) then it will make his incompetence and lack of experience with sex all the more obvious, at least to anyone but him. But people like him are the kinds who think they are master of all things sexual despite never having even been on a date.

He's better off getting himself a hooker like OPL. She'll really enjoy his dick, honest.

Even the hooker might not like the inexperience when they engage in starfish sex.

 

[Squealer]

get ready for the mic drop, you gonna get served by the bearycool

 

[bearycool]

so @Brandobaris what does it feel like to be a virgin with rage?

Getting the BBC does not count, btw. Getting cucked is still virginity.

Also, if you got banned, odds are it's from your own sperging and being like "OH MY GOD, MY INTERNET REPUTATION IS TARNISHED; THE ONLY REPUTATION I HAVE BECAUSE I NEVER GO OUTSIDE". Like girl, relax; this is just a forum. You do not have to respond to people and can let go-- not like you're at a physical location where you can't take time in your responses.

 

[DuskEngine]

You do not have to respond to people and can let go

And yet here we are.

 

[bearycool]

And yet here we are.

This offends me, and I will now report you to the mods

 

[Scrotus]

If I had a uterus, it would have jumped out of my body and ran.

I know how he can get the most pure women

Spoiler: the nicest guys

 

[JU 199]

@Brandobaris Just get laid man. It's simple.

 

[Michel]

@Brandobaris Just get laid man. It's simple.

jus go outside and b urself. works fgor me all the time.