Plagued Nice Guys

[JU 199]

 

[Lorento]

>Found a letter on my desk at work
>Opened it
>"You're so cute when you try not to laugh at whatever you're looking at online."
>Been reading "Nice Guys" thread on KF at work
>No signature or name
>Immediately request transfer to another office

If only he knew that you were laughing at him by proxy while you read this thread. He would have been heartbroken.

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

Also how can we scale back from 'diseased' to 'infected'? Yellow tag, please!

Does anyone really care? I mean I thought everyone read it as 'lol get in here and look at these faggots' at worst.

 

[DrJonesHat]

>Found a letter on my desk at work
>Opened it
>"You're so cute when you try not to laugh at whatever you're looking at online."
>Been reading "Nice Guys" thread on KF at work
>No signature or name
>Immediately request transfer to another office

What has to go wrong in your brain to think this is a good idea to do to someone you don't know or barely know?

EDIT: That letter in @Lorento's post is fucking magical. I only hope she saved it for evidence at his competency hearing.

 

[Mostly Useless]

It's the season for joy and fun with the whole family. And one Nice Guy decided that he wanted to literally become part of some girl's family!

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Yes there is actually a Part 2

Merry Christmas all are armed Kiwis!

That's some dreadful chickenscratch right there. You think for a letter of such "true love", he would've used decent handwriting.
Also bringing up suicide jokes... probs not the best idea.

 

[FemalePresident]

It's the season for joy and fun with the whole family. And one Nice Guy decided that he wanted to literally become part of some girl's family!

Spoiler: Part 1

Spoiler: Yes there is actually a Part 2

Merry Christmas all are armed Kiwis!

Dear god...

 

[Mrs Paul]

That would have me googling "order of protection" ASAP.

 

[Rainbow Puppy]

it's true though

girls don't like nice guys

 

[DumbDosh]

If only he knew that you were laughing at him by proxy while you read this thread. He would have been heartbroken.

People like that need some heartbreak in their lives, might make em step back and re-examine how they approach relationships with women.

But more likely they'll just react like this.

 

[vertexwindi]

What has to go wrong in your brain to think this is a good idea to do to someone you don't know or barely know?

Putting women on a pedestal syndrome

 

[Inquisitor_BadAss]

>Found a letter on my desk at work
>Opened it
>"You're so cute when you try not to laugh at whatever you're looking at online."
>Been reading "Nice Guys" thread on KF at work
>No signature or name
>Immediately request transfer to another office

Do you still have the note and can we see it?

 

[Lackadaisy]

Do you still have the note and can we see it?

I turned it in to Hunan Resources when I asked to be transferred, but they might give it back to me eventually so I'll see what I can do. It's p hilarious.

 

[IV 445]

Does anyone really care? I mean I thought everyone read it as 'lol get in here and look at these faggots' at worst.

Yeahh, but orange becomes red, and red becomes quarantine and possible deletion, and this is one of my favorite communities to watch

 

[ZeCommissar]

I turned it in to Hunan Resources when I asked to be transferred, but they might give it back to me eventually so I'll see what I can do. It's p hilarious.

Could you imagine being the person at human resources that has to read this shit?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I turned it in to Hunan Resources

You work for the Chinese government?

 

[Caesare]

So the next day when I checked my Facebook, and I had some messages by the guy who went with us to the party. He started saying alot of things that were supposed to be flattering I guess, but then went to the "I didn't thought you were like that", "I thought we were going to have a fun night, but you kissed that faggot", "You're all the same", "You were a disaster" kind of messages, so I made the mistake of answering, like... what the fuck?
He answered a few hours later, in the same mood. He seemed to believe that I had wronged him, he played the "I'm a good man" card but when he realized I didn't want to keep talking, he made some passive-aggresive remarks, called me "fat" and blocked me.

Facebook definitely adds another layer of embarrassment and cringe to all of these stories. I love that people are comfortable writing the things they'd never say in person and every picture and comment is catalogued online for posterity.

 

[Lurkman]

Alright, time for a confession. (Possible powerlevel but I'm willing to take the ratings this one time)

I USED to be a "Nice Guy" quote-unquote (do I have to say quote-unquote in type-speak? just wondering)

I am not trying to excuse the behavior of "nice guys", for what they are doing is shitty, but I will atleast TRY to JUSTIFY their behavior, maybe they just took compliments to the next level, maybe they were overpraised.

Anyways, thats all I have to say on the matter. I'll be sure to read more replies to this thread, the topic of "Nice Guys" really strikes a cord of interest with me because, well, you know.

EDIT: I removed my life experience because minutes after typing (and with the help of @Jack Of Knives) I realized no one gives a shit and I'm posting personal info on Kiwi Farms. lol.

 

[Jack Of Knives]

We're here to laugh at losers who claim to be nice and who then sperg out when rejected. Claiming you are or were one of these is just inviting people to laugh at you. Nobody cares, the farms are not your diary. Stop infecting the thread.

 

[Count groudon]

All nice guys should be friend zoned from this thread.

 

[The Great Chandler]

What about 'nice gays'?