Plagued Nice Guys

[Dismaying Tree]

When nice guys encounter a lesbian they consider to be cute/attractive, do they rage about Chadwinas?
How many niceguys does it take to screw in a lightbulb due to their lack of screwing skills?

-I've lost sleep over this and I'd like our resident niceguys to answer these questions.

Trying to convert them is usually the first response, like @Saney said. They just can't conceive of a woman not being attracted to them, even if that woman is literally a fucking lesbian.
There's a pretty fitting story I found over on tumblr, actually:
http://cringefessions.tumblr.com/post/145240763126/so-heres-how-i-got-an-unwanted-vibrator-sent-to

Spoiler: screenshot just in case

 

[DatBepisTho]

@Saney Legit tried to look some screencaps of similar situations on the webs and whatnot. and the closest I came to was the Dear "Females" letters.

@Alec Benson Leary That's fucking perfect. It's code, now.

@Dismaying Tree Thank you, that was the exact one I was wanting to find and post.

 

[Duke Nukem]

Trying to convert them is usually the first response, like @Saney said. They just can't conceive of a woman not being attracted to them, even if that woman is literally a fucking lesbian.
There's a pretty fitting story I found over on tumblr, actually:
http://cringefessions.tumblr.com/post/145240763126/so-heres-how-i-got-an-unwanted-vibrator-sent-to

Spoiler: screenshot just in case

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This is worse than getting a used Fleshlight for free off of Craigslist.

 

[Saney]

This is worse than getting a used Fleshlight for free off of Craigslist.

How much you want to bet that he tested the vibrator out on himself first?

 

[Duke Nukem]

How much you want to bet that he tested the vibrator out on himself first?

:horrifying: and :deviant: will not cover how unbelievably disturbing that image is.

 

[ToroidalBoat]

This is what I love about Nice Guys, they [project].

I'm curious how many of them are on the autism spectrum. Especially since they seem to be unaware of how creepy they can come across to others.

How many niceguys does it take to screw in a lightbulb due to their lack of screwing skills?

Spoiler: answer

∞

(if each one has 0 skill)

 

[Dismaying Tree]

But wait, there's more.

Spoiler: vibrator boy saga

Legendary.

 

[Duke Nukem]

But wait, there's more.

Spoiler: vibrator boy saga

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Legendary.

At least he's going to be on the receiving end of unwanted sexual advances in jail for a change. Maybe it will make him reconsider his behavior.

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

But wait, there's more.

Spoiler: vibrator boy saga

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Legendary.

I was going to ask what is going wrong in a grown adult's head that a 14 year old is appealing in the least, but maybe there's already an answer and it's probably just a single word that rhymes with "zedophilia".

 

[King Kong... with wings?]

I am not sure anybody linked this video, but here it is

 

[Lorento]

But wait, there's more.

Spoiler: vibrator boy saga

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Legendary.

The only that would be funnier is if the other prisoners didn't try to fuck him in the showers because of his nice guy stench. THAT would be the epitome of poetic justice, such a nice guy that even Tyrone the Butt Blaster didn't even want to have a go.

 

[Grog]

Spoiler: vibrator boy saga

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>In love with blue alien girl from a video game

Typical Bioware fan.

 

[Savryc]

Once I let a female pass me on the street and she didn't drop to her knees and suck my dick. Fuckin wimminz smdh.

 

[The Great Chandler]

But wait, there's more.

Spoiler: vibrator boy saga

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Legendary.

I'm speechless.

 

[vertexwindi]

Lesbians are just an excuse from Feminist Overlords to not give a Nice Guy the worship he deserves. Fiendish!

 

[Drago]

This thread has inspired me to log onto my dating profile and see if I kept any of the messages from "Nice Guys." Probably about 10% of guys that contacted me devolved into nice guy bullshit if I wasn't immediately overjoyed and thankful to be exchanging messages with them. Hold me, I'm going in...

Edit: sadly, Plenty of Fish doesn't keep messages for that long.

 

[FemalePresident]

Why are nice guys plaguing this thread? Didn't they have their own boards? lol

 

[LU 961]

I guess this is just a general thread for nice guy messages instead of specific ones.

 

[EthicsInCheesePizza]

There used to be The Manosphere but it got shut down for too much shit posting or something.

 

[AnOminous]

There used to be The Manosphere but it got shut down for too much shit posting or something.

More like from lack of posting. There just wasn't much traffic. This is one of the threads that was rescued when it was shut down, since it still had traffic.