Plagued Nice Guys

You know, it has to be kind of painful to live in a binary world where it's either "wants to fuck" or "doesn't want to fuck" and there's no such thing as just being polite.

From what I've seen of these guys, they seem to convince themselves of this fact absolutely. Everyone is always looking for sex, non stop, and there's no way you can possibly have a different relationship outside of sex. I'd say it's very painful. That sort of thinking never leads to a good mental space.
 
From what I've seen of these guys, they seem to convince themselves of this fact absolutely. Everyone is always looking for sex, non stop, and there's no way you can possibly have a different relationship outside of sex. I'd say it's very painful. That sort of thinking never leads to a good mental space.
Loveshies think they're alone, but they're never alone. They're trapped with their horrible, unending dark thoughts every waking moment of their lives.
 
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talks like he's in a Lord of the Rings porn parody AND watches simulated rape porn?

Speaking of LOTR, I just had a brilliant idea.

Nice Guy anthem: My deepest apologies to the good Professor Tolkien.

Three for the gregarious out and about
Five for the middle aged as they grow old
Nine for evil Chad, the loudmouth lout
One for the Nice Guy in his basement cold

One Whore to rule them all, One Whore to find them,
One Whore to bring them all and in the friendzone bind them,
In the land of Feminism, where the Shadow lies.
 

The :autism: is strong with this one. If he wants to have sex so badly, he should just get a hooker off of Backpage to take his accursed virginity.

For the sake of argument, if he were to finally get some, he'd just find out how awful he is at it, or a myriad of other things he could have go wrong.

simulated rape porn

:cryblood: :horrifying: :deviant:

Never reproduce, "Nice Guy." Just, never reproduce.
 
But then he'd still be a cultural virgin.
:pickle::pickle::pickle:

I didn't think of that, yeah, paying a hooker to have sex with you is "cheating." Gotta have the girl at least pretend she's interested in you, for like, superficial validation.

Holy shit. Everything about this is gold. From constantly fapping without lotion, to "jap simulated rape porn," to his overly pretentious and unusual euphemisms on how much he "needs" poon. Oh man, that was a good laugh.

I want to believe that this is Poe's Law in action here. Looking back at it, it looks like some kind of attempt at a joke.

Then again...
 
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The worst thing about "nice guys" and "weird girls" is their ideology on the "friend zone".

I physically cringe whenever I see the term "friend zone" thrown around unironically, and for good reason.
Just because you're a "good guy" or a "good girl" doesn't mean you're entitled to a woman/man, you self-entitled neckbearded/overweight fucks. (Sorry a-logging a bit)
 
The worst thing about "nice guys" and "weird girls" is their ideology on the "friend zone".

I physically cringe whenever I see the term "friend zone" thrown around unironically, and for good reason.
Just because you're a "good guy" or a "good girl" doesn't mean you're entitled to a woman/man, you self-entitled neckbearded/overweight fucks. (Sorry a-logging a bit)
If these sort of people were the least bit attractive to anyone, they'd probably know what it's like to be on the other side - to have someone like you when you don't return the interest. At best is flattering, but often it's awkward because you don't want to hurt that person's feelings, you just can't return them and make them happy.

What am I saying? We know for a fact that some of these guys have had girls interested in them, but they claim it "doesn't count" because said girls weren't 12/10 supermodels who would do anal on the first date like in their favorite porn.
 
Holy shit. Everything about this is gold. From constantly fapping without lotion, to "jap simulated rape porn," to his overly pretentious and unusual euphemisms on how much he "needs" poon. Oh man, that was a good laugh.

It rubs the lotion on its skin, or else it gets chafed dick again.
 
The worst thing about "nice guys" and "weird girls" is their ideology on the "friend zone".

I physically cringe whenever I see the term "friend zone" thrown around unironically, and for good reason.
Just because you're a "good guy" or a "good girl" doesn't mean you're entitled to a woman/man, you self-entitled neckbearded/overweight fucks. (Sorry a-logging a bit)


But yeah, I'd have to agree. These people obviously were taught while young that being nice means people do things for you and somehow ended up associating that with getting laid along the line. Reality is way more complex than a dating sim, so these guys don't understand why people truly get together while they stay alone. Or they create complex delusions, like so:

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