Plagued Nice Guys

[TheImportantFart]

His responses read like lines from a bad soap opera

He always did have a flare for the melodramatic.

 

[nice]

Your mistake was letting him off easy when he was stealing your chips.

Anyone who steals another man's fries/chips deserves to get socked.

He stole his chips, so @TheImportantFart stole his girl.

 

[BadaBadaBoom]

You really hit the autism on the head with that last one. Seriously this guy sounds like he's 12 years old

"She shook my hand!" is the creepiest part since you know what horrible things that hand has seen afterwards.

 

[vertexwindi]

So yeah, please turn over your girlfriend to me NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW NOW!!!

 

[magikarp]

What a wonderful exchange to skim over while cooking dinner, thank you. That was hilarious.

 

[Hui]

I was reluctant to put this up here because it's a bit :powerlevel:, but at the same time I think it's too good not to share.

Spoiler: Powerlevelly backstory

So, me and my girlfriend met at college in a society that attracted some... characters. One of these characters was a fairly creepy dude, who was nice enough when you were talking to him, but used to behave rather erratically. To give you an example, we went to the pub once and I ordered some chips. He started stealing them and eating them without invitation, and when I told him to stop, he stopped for a minute or two before resuming.

Me and my girlfriend didn't start going out until we graduated college, but I could tell back then this guy had the hots for her. He never had the balls to speak up about it and at any rate she wasn't interested in him, but it was painfully transparent he was attracted to her. He'd try to insert himself into conversations with her and would always try and sit next to her and subject her to his painful """joke""", which she was too polite not to laugh at. In hindsight this was a mistake because it just egged him on.

Anyway, fast forward to the present and I get a Facebook friend request from him out of nowhere. I haven't seen this guy for literal years, but because I'm a kind soul, I accept, which leads to the following exchange.

Here are the messages themselves:

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Funny though it would've been to see him chimp out some more, I unfriended and blocked him, something I rarely do.

I knew this guy wasn't all there, but holy shit, I didn't expect this.

He sounds very unstable.

 

[Computery Guy]

I was reluctant to put this up here because it's a bit :powerlevel:, but at the same time I think it's too good not to share.

Spoiler: Powerlevelly backstory

So, me and my girlfriend met at college in a society that attracted some... characters. One of these characters was a fairly creepy dude, who was nice enough when you were talking to him, but used to behave rather erratically. To give you an example, we went to the pub once and I ordered some chips. He started stealing them and eating them without invitation, and when I told him to stop, he stopped for a minute or two before resuming.

Me and my girlfriend didn't start going out until we graduated college, but I could tell back then this guy had the hots for her. He never had the balls to speak up about it and at any rate she wasn't interested in him, but it was painfully transparent he was attracted to her. He'd try to insert himself into conversations with her and would always try and sit next to her and subject her to his painful """joke""", which she was too polite not to laugh at. In hindsight this was a mistake because it just egged him on.

Anyway, fast forward to the present and I get a Facebook friend request from him out of nowhere. I haven't seen this guy for literal years, but because I'm a kind soul, I accept, which leads to the following exchange.

Here are the messages themselves:

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Funny though it would've been to see him chimp out some more, I unfriended and blocked him, something I rarely do.

I knew this guy wasn't all there, but holy shit, I didn't expect this.

Oh my fucking god, I can only imagine the horrors you would have witnessed had you stuck around. You don't live in the same area as this nutjob, right?

 

[Krieger]

I was reluctant to put this up here because it's a bit :powerlevel:, but at the same time I think it's too good not to share.

Spoiler: Powerlevelly backstory

So, me and my girlfriend met at college in a society that attracted some... characters. One of these characters was a fairly creepy dude, who was nice enough when you were talking to him, but used to behave rather erratically. To give you an example, we went to the pub once and I ordered some chips. He started stealing them and eating them without invitation, and when I told him to stop, he stopped for a minute or two before resuming.

Me and my girlfriend didn't start going out until we graduated college, but I could tell back then this guy had the hots for her. He never had the balls to speak up about it and at any rate she wasn't interested in him, but it was painfully transparent he was attracted to her. He'd try to insert himself into conversations with her and would always try and sit next to her and subject her to his painful """joke""", which she was too polite not to laugh at. In hindsight this was a mistake because it just egged him on.

Anyway, fast forward to the present and I get a Facebook friend request from him out of nowhere. I haven't seen this guy for literal years, but because I'm a kind soul, I accept, which leads to the following exchange.

Here are the messages themselves:

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Funny though it would've been to see him chimp out some more, I unfriended and blocked him, something I rarely do.

I knew this guy wasn't all there, but holy shit, I didn't expect this.

Good grief. If his entire body was composed of that much salt, every one night stand would end in arid vaginas.

 

[TheImportantFart]

You don't live in the same area as this nutjob, right?

Thankfully no. Until now I didn't think he even had enough balls to insult me over messaging, so I doubt he'll have enough to haul himself out to wherever I live and confront me in person despite all his big talk. Still, it always helps to be on your guard.

 

[TrannyBO]

Is this the most normalfag thread in the whole forum?

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

I was reluctant to put this up here because it's a bit :powerlevel:, but at the same time I think it's too good not to share.

Spoiler: Powerlevelly backstory

So, me and my girlfriend met at college in a society that attracted some... characters. One of these characters was a fairly creepy dude, who was nice enough when you were talking to him, but used to behave rather erratically. To give you an example, we went to the pub once and I ordered some chips. He started stealing them and eating them without invitation, and when I told him to stop, he stopped for a minute or two before resuming.

Me and my girlfriend didn't start going out until we graduated college, but I could tell back then this guy had the hots for her. He never had the balls to speak up about it and at any rate she wasn't interested in him, but it was painfully transparent he was attracted to her. He'd try to insert himself into conversations with her and would always try and sit next to her and subject her to his painful """joke""", which she was too polite not to laugh at. In hindsight this was a mistake because it just egged him on.

Anyway, fast forward to the present and I get a Facebook friend request from him out of nowhere. I haven't seen this guy for literal years, but because I'm a kind soul, I accept, which leads to the following exchange.

Here are the messages themselves:

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Funny though it would've been to see him chimp out some more, I unfriended and blocked him, something I rarely do.

I knew this guy wasn't all there, but holy shit, I didn't expect this.

I wonder if he still believes in Santa, or if he's mad because Santa never brought him a girlfriend for Christmas.

 

[CatParty]

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

That should be a new insult for virgins. Like, instead of saying he's never gotten laid, you'd say "yo dawg, this nigga here ain't even be sexually activated yet."

 

[A-tistic]

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Hello new tagline!

 

[Zeorus]

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I have to say, the fact that he's spared women the agony of being with him is pretty fucking respectful.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

That should be a new insult for virgins. Like, instead of saying he's never gotten laid, you'd say "yo dawg, this nigga here ain't even be sexually activated yet."

"Sexually Activated Savage" is a pretty good username

 

[Lorento]

"Sexually Activated Savage" is a pretty good username

The Sexually Activated Savages is also an excellent name for some sort of band.

 

[northstar747]

Been enjoying this thread.

I wont power level, but I was....lets say dysfunctional due to external circumstances. Social awkward with drawn, my...caregivers (parents died very early on) were smart to not let doctors medicate me, and for all the failures in teaching me I am so greatful I didnt get put on the spectrum or what ever fad shit was going on.

Nice guys have alot wrong but not all of it, a good portion are dysfunctional because they are emotionally stunted and fucking need a kick in the pants. They have a rubric for all things and I think they find order and comfort in having a nice and orderly world to live in.

Spoiler

I am gonna use a lady down the street I know as an example she is well past her 20's single and had some older man who lost his wife a year ago hit her up. He basically texted her that he was having fun at the lake and wanted her to come join him and that he would pay for it. She being alittle on the selfish and slow side jumped at it. He then texted her about what his dick was gonna do to her, and she went WOAW WOAW.

When she told me this story I was laughing because as soon as she said the word "pay" I know where it was going. I chided her for being naive and not understanding that NOTHING IS FREE in life ever. If you dont wanna do anything for the dude then dont take it what he offers, dont let him buy you dinner and DO NOT SUPER SIZE.

She was sad because she liked him, and figured she wouldnt be hired to house/dog sit anymore.

She also said that if it had been someone she was attracted to it would totally have been on like if chad the divorced, unemployed coke head, who lives with his mom, had hit her up it woulda been sooo hot.

Chad is real thats his real story he ghosted her 2 or 3 times and she is still stuck on him. He was also above her league in the looks department.

Anyway the old dude texts her a few weeks latter saying he is sorry, I figured she would be happy cause she honestly seemed sad that he would never text her again, amazingly she wasnt happy that he said sorry and tried to repair the damage infact she started calling him creepy, saying it was his fault for assuming she would be down for the D.

A nice guy looking at that situation would have all his world views confirmed, the "lady" was okay with using him, but prefers the bad boys who treat her like shit.

 

[Mysterious Capitalist]

Spoiler: NSFL

I have to say, the fact that he's spared women the agony of being with him is pretty fucking respectful.

 

[TheImportantFart]

Been enjoying this thread.

I wont power level, but I was....lets say dysfunctional due to external circumstances. Social awkward with drawn, my...caregivers (parents died very early on) were smart to not let doctors medicate me, and for all the failures in teaching me I am so greatful I didnt get put on the spectrum or what ever fad shit was going on.

Nice guys have alot wrong but not all of it, a good portion are dysfunctional because they are emotionally stunted and fucking need a kick in the pants. They have a rubric for all things and I think they find order and comfort in having a nice and orderly world to live in.

Spoiler

I am gonna use a lady down the street I know as an example she is well past her 20's single and had some older man who lost his wife a year ago hit her up. He basically texted her that he was having fun at the lake and wanted her to come join him and that he would pay for it. She being alittle on the selfish and slow side jumped at it. He then texted her about what his dick was gonna do to her, and she went WOAW WOAW.

When she told me this story I was laughing because as soon as she said the word "pay" I know where it was going. I chided her for being naive and not understanding that NOTHING IS FREE in life ever. If you dont wanna do anything for the dude then dont take it what he offers, dont let him buy you dinner and DO NOT SUPER SIZE.

She was sad because she liked him, and figured she wouldnt be hired to house/dog sit anymore.

She also said that if it had been someone she was attracted to it would totally have been on like if chad the divorced, unemployed coke head, who lives with his mom, had hit her up it woulda been sooo hot.

Chad is real thats his real story he ghosted her 2 or 3 times and she is still stuck on him. He was also above her league in the looks department.

Anyway the old dude texts her a few weeks latter saying he is sorry, I figured she would be happy cause she honestly seemed sad that he would never text her again, amazingly she wasnt happy that he said sorry and tried to repair the damage infact she started calling him creepy, saying it was his fault for assuming she would be down for the D.

A nice guy looking at that situation would have all his world views confirmed, the "lady" was okay with using him, but prefers the bad boys who treat her like shit.

Why do Nice Guys think this thread is some kind of therapy centre?