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I think this is an appropriate place to put this:
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He's referring to Betty Boop, for reference.

On his channel:

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He makes animated reviews for movies and pony amvs.
 
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Cricket said:
Female sociopaths dont want that shit
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Oh, she'd never let him actually touch her, she'd just bleed him for money and favors until he either wised up and moved on, or was dumb enough to try to rape her at which point one of the guys she was fucking would beat the shit out of him.
 
DrJonesHat said:
Oh, she'd never let him actually touch her, she'd just bleed him for money and favors until he either wised up and moved on, or was dumb enough to try to rape her at which point one of the guys she was fucking would beat the shit out of him.
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1. He doesn't have enough moneys 2. Getting laid is half the fun

No one is going to tie themselves up with someone like him. It's a matter of energy investment being more than the payoff. The best he can hope for is to give gifts to a girl who will mostly ignore him but throw the occasional crumbs of attention in the form of a brief "thanks".
 
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Cricket said:
1. He doesn't have enough moneys 2. Getting laid is half the fun

No one is going to tie themselves up with someone like him. It's a matter of energy investment being more than the payoff. The best he can hope for is to give gifts to a girl who will mostly ignore him but throw the occasional crumbs of attention in the form of a brief "thanks".
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Like you said, if he had money, he wouldn't be on Craigslist. He'd be on one of those sugar daddy sites. At least there sex is expected in exchange for support. Also, a moron like that is just begging to get catfished.
 
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SamTheEagle said:
"I am Darth Vader this Halloween. Please dress up like my wife, whose name I can't spell. Or my daughter. Or my possible granddaughter/reincarnation/whatever."
Hopefully there's a mature redhead willing to be Mon Mothma for him.
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What he really wants a Slave Girl Leia. All guys like that do. Perhaps the young lady playing that role will be true to her character and strangle the creepy SOB. No court would convict.
 
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DrJonesHat said:
What he really wants a Slave Girl Leia. All guys like that do. Perhaps the young lady playing that role will be true to her character and strangle the creepy SOB. No court would convict.
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Obligatory joke about leia putting on an ackbar mask and revealing what's under her bikini bottom and saying "it's a trap"
 
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DrJonesHat said:
That's disturbing. Darth Vader did kill Padme in a fit of rage when she pissed him off. Just saying that's probably not the fictional couple you want to invoke.
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To be fair he regretted it pretty much until the day he died (and took the Empire with it). We're talking about Darth Incelius, who would act as if it were her fault for being choked to death.
 
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