Plagued Nice Guys

[Gym Leader Elesa]

A lot of Nice Guy horror stories seem to pop up when girls join their DnD groups, or happens to do a thing they also do.
It's like they believe that once a girl shares a niche interest with you, you're basically destined to be married. Late, I know, but it just struck me how they think people are as two-dimensional as they are.

I haven't let someone join our DnD group in almost six years out of pure fear.

 

[The_Truth]

You may remember this handsome fellow from his last ad of the "I'm such a good guy, all women are whores who only date assholes, fuck you bitches I'm done" variety.

Well now he's back and trying a different angle:
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Let's be honest by "retired" he means disability or unemployment.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Let's be honest by "retired" he means disability or unemployment.

I think he's got to be some sort of NEET. He's from my town and there's almosr no way I wouldn't have noticed a massive guy with a pink beard at some point.

Also, here's another nice guy talking to a girl I know on a dating site earlier today. She sent this to me. She's 30 and this dude is around 60.

This was the entirety of their conversation before she blocked him. He was upset because her profile says she's looking for a man aged 28-35, so he had to let her know just how awful she is.

 

[DrJonesHat]

What would two people with a 30 year age gap even talk about? They've had completely different life experiences.

 

[escapegoat]

I bet he could do a sick air guitar performance of "Here I Go Again on My Own."

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

The funniest ones are the ones who think they're being romantic but actually seem creepy.

That's up there. But for me personally, the best ones are the ones who say they'll be a loving nice boyfriend and then call a girl a cunt and hope she gets raped 15 minutes later.

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

What would two people with a 30 year age gap even talk about? They've had completely different life experiences.

Anal, mostly

 

[DrJonesHat]

That's up there. But for me personally, the best ones are the ones who say they'll be a loving nice boyfriend and then call a girl a cunt and hope she gets raped 15 minutes later.

I like the ones who are convinced they'd be a better boyfriend than their desire's current bf. I really like it when they tell the current guy to leave her so they can move in. There's a few of those exchanges in this thread, my favorite is the one who tells the guy he can't possibly appreciate the delicate Asian flower that the woman is, and brags about his 2.4 GPA. Then the girl herself responds and tells him to leave her alone. I really wanted follow up on that one.

 

[SamTheEagle]

I like the ones that are enlightened by their own intelligence and tell girls how they should act or dress. My favorite example:

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[Butta Face Lopez]

I like the ones that are enlightened by their own intelligence and tell girls how they should act or dress. My favorite example:

God I even got hard reading that.

 

[Computery Guy]

I like the ones that are enlightened by their own intelligence and tell girls how they should act or dress. My favorite example:

I predict this individual weighs in excess of 300 pounds or under 100, unironically wears a fedora, and his acne has acne.

 

[Cosmos]

Read this. Right now.

"Haha I was just going to buy her underwear for Christmas haha like as a joke haha I'm not creepy"

I don't even know how I'd react if I walked into my room and saw someone pawing through my underwear drawer. Yellow is right, that creep got off lightly. A lot of people would have called the police or at least told people "yeah, stay away from this fucking degenerate."

 

[Alec Benson Leary]

One time I was telling a friend of mine about all the different types of nice guys and incels and wizards and how one evolved into another based on this or that characteristic or attitude. We both agreed it sounded like I was describing pokemon.

 

[sbm1990]

I like the ones that are enlightened by their own intelligence and tell girls how they should act or dress. My favorite example:

My god, you can just smell the fedora from a mile away.

 

[DrJonesHat]

Read this. Right now.
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"Haha I was just going to buy her underwear for Christmas haha like as a joke haha I'm not creepy"

I don't even know how I'd react if I walked into my room and saw someone pawing through my underwear drawer. Yellow is right, that creep got off lightly. A lot of people would have called the police or at least told people "yeah, stay away from this fucking degenerate."

Someone go check this guy's basement and freezer. This is how serial killers get started.

 

[Overcast]

One time I was telling a friend of mine about all the different types of nice guys and incels and wizards and how one evolved into another based on this or that characteristic or attitude. We both agreed it sounded like I was describing pokemon.

Well, that's another reason not to bother catching them all.

 

[GloriousScarf]

I like the ones that are enlightened by their own intelligence and tell girls how they should act or dress. My favorite example:

Fixed it for him.

 

[Pointless Pedant]

Fixed it for him.

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Cross out the "un" as well.

 

[Cosmos]

I'm really glad that most creepy Nice Guys are so socially incompetent they end up scaring girls away before actually getting anywhere with them. Like, who freaks out that much just because someone didn't answer their text after only 28 minutes?

 

[AnOminous]

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I'm really glad that most creepy Nice Guys are so socially incompetent they end up scaring girls away before actually getting anywhere with them. Like, who freaks out that much just because someone didn't answer their text after only 28 minutes?

An obvious lunatic who should be blocked, ignored, or possibly reported to the cops.