Plagued Nice Guys

[DrJonesHat]

Anyone who's neurotic enough to try to control how a complete stranger speaks is going to be a goddamn control freak monster if they ever get to the relationship stage. It's good he outed himself early so the woman in question could block and move on.

 

[LtCucumber]

Anyone who's neurotic enough to try to control how a complete stranger speaks is going to be a goddamn control freak monster if they ever get to the relationship stage. It's good he outed himself early so the woman in question could block and move on.

My thoughts exactly. Especially if it's something as nitpick-y as that. Anyone who is that uppity about something that insignificant is probably just going to get worse and worse about other very small things that really shouldn't bother them.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

TIL that acronyms that make life 50% easier totally isn't for convenience and can't be encouraged by adults. People who pick at this stuff on a dating site should probably throw in the towel, because if you're that picky, you're gonna need more luck than people who accept "text speak"

Personally I hate text speak; all my IMs are done in complete sentences. But it's indicative of Stage III terminal autism to actually bitch at someone for it.

 

[Übertroon]

The only real way to be nice as a guy is to respect women's wishes and become a feminist.

Nah, I haven't raped enough kids for that

 

[Monsieur Guillotine]

It's amazing when a dude like this can't restrain himself from being a colossal douchebag even for a couple minutes, when pussy is on the line, then acts like his permanent virginity is a huge injustice.

As we speak, he's tearing through the pages in the "be a jerk" chapter of his PUA instruction manual, trying to find a detail he overlooked.

 

[DatBepisTho]

Personally I hate text speak; all my IMs are done in complete sentences. But it's indicative of Stage III terminal autism to actually bitch at someone for it.

Same, fam.

How hard is it to just be like "Sorry, I don't keep up with text lingo. Can I get a translation?" Especially if you're hoping to continue the conversation all the way to the date stage.


JFC they cull themselves from the genepool hella quick, and thankfully.

 

[Dafrunk89]

How long until all the nice guys who are secretly woman-hating assholes become woman-hating assholes who are secretly nice guys? The trends must shift.

 

[DietCherry]

Dear god, so this guy from high school added me on Facebook. And he messaged me “hey” and I didn’t respond within 30 minutes, so he then proceeded to make a post saying the following “Nothing is a bigger turn off to the good guys than someone who can’t communicate. This is why you’re single. #smh”
He then dug through my profile and found a post from THREE YEARS AGO where I had said “feel free to message me any time, always happy to reconnect with old friends.”
and commented on that THREE YEAR OLD post “yeah no thanks. Tried that and got left in the cold.”

 

[Nazi vegeta]

Dear god, so this guy from high school added me on Facebook. And he messaged me “hey” and I didn’t respond within 30 minutes, so he then proceeded to make a post saying the following “Nothing is a bigger turn off to the good guys than someone who can’t communicate. This is why you’re single. #smh”
He then dug through my profile and found a post from THREE YEARS AGO where I had said “feel free to message me any time, always happy to reconnect with old friends.”
and commented on that THREE YEAR OLD post “yeah no thanks. Tried that and got left in the cold.”

I bet he's drowning in pussy with that attitude.
Your loss baby.

 

[Dafrunk89]

Dear god, so this guy from high school added me on Facebook. And he messaged me “hey” and I didn’t respond within 30 minutes, so he then proceeded to make a post saying the following “Nothing is a bigger turn off to the good guys than someone who can’t communicate. This is why you’re single. #smh”
He then dug through my profile and found a post from THREE YEARS AGO where I had said “feel free to message me any time, always happy to reconnect with old friends.”
and commented on that THREE YEAR OLD post “yeah no thanks. Tried that and got left in the cold.”

But he said "hey". Why didn't you fuck him? Just to be polite. People used to have manners back in the day. #smh

 

[Kirito]

Dear god, so this guy from high school added me on Facebook. And he messaged me “hey” and I didn’t respond within 30 minutes, so he then proceeded to make a post saying the following “Nothing is a bigger turn off to the good guys than someone who can’t communicate. This is why you’re single. #smh”
He then dug through my profile and found a post from THREE YEARS AGO where I had said “feel free to message me any time, always happy to reconnect with old friends.”
and commented on that THREE YEAR OLD post “yeah no thanks. Tried that and got left in the cold.”

Take some screencaps of it

 

[WW 635]

Dear god, so this guy from high school added me on Facebook. And he messaged me “hey” and I didn’t respond within 30 minutes, so he then proceeded to make a post saying the following “Nothing is a bigger turn off to the good guys than someone who can’t communicate. This is why you’re single. #smh”
He then dug through my profile and found a post from THREE YEARS AGO where I had said “feel free to message me any time, always happy to reconnect with old friends.”
and commented on that THREE YEAR OLD post “yeah no thanks. Tried that and got left in the cold.”

Pics or it didn't happen

 

[The Valeyard]

 

[Butta Face Lopez]

Dear god, so this guy from high school added me on Facebook. And he messaged me “hey” and I didn’t respond within 30 minutes, so he then proceeded to make a post saying the following “Nothing is a bigger turn off to the good guys than someone who can’t communicate. This is why you’re single. #smh”
He then dug through my profile and found a post from THREE YEARS AGO where I had said “feel free to message me any time, always happy to reconnect with old friends.”
and commented on that THREE YEAR OLD post “yeah no thanks. Tried that and got left in the cold.”

Whatever bitch you're ugly anyway

 

[Preferred Penne]

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Given age 28, looks like 48.

 

[The Valeyard]

When a gentleman forgets to walk on the outside of his date.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

On one hand ghosting the guy just because it "depresses" you is a real bitchy thing to do. On the other he went full stalker mode. Should've just given her more time.

 

[JaneThough]

On one hand ghosting the guy just because it "depresses" you is a real bitchy thing to do. On the other he went full stalker mode. Should've just given her more time.

I feel like there is way more to the story. How does a girl get hit by a car on your date? He was walking far ahead of her? Sounds like the date was shit to begin with, and getting hit by a car was her signal to never speak to this guy again.

 

[wateryketchup]

I feel like there is way more to the story. How does a girl get hit by a car on your date? He was walking far ahead of her? Sounds like the date was shit to begin with, and getting hit by a car was her signal to never speak to this guy again.

What if the date was so bad that she jumped in front of the car to get away from him?

 

[AmpleApricots]

There's no way that that is real but if so lol