Plagued Nice Guys

[Hubcapdiamondstarhalo]

Imagine being a college girl, meeting a cute guy, and on your second date he starts lecturing you on feminism.

This is why they prefer black dudes, by the way.

What if the opposite had occurred: the college girl is aligned with feminism and offered up her own opinions. Would she still have to completely agree with him? Is it crucial that she reacts positively to the awful Cheers episode story? Honestly he sounds like a date from hell for anyone.

 

[Lucifer's Rectum]

Imagine being a college girl, meeting a cute guy, and on your second date he starts lecturing you on feminism.

This is why they prefer black dudes, by the way.

I feel like it should just be a general rule that people don't talk about feminism on dates. Like really, does it ever end well?

 

[TerribleIdeas™]

What if the opposite had occurred: the college girl is aligned with feminism and offered up her own opinions. Would she still have to completely agree with him? Is it crucial that she reacts positively to the awful Cheers episode story? Honestly he sounds like a date from hell for anyone.

How dare you disagree with the wisdom of Mother Anita, handed down from on high? Are you some kind of wrong-thinking bigot misogynist alt-right nazi white supremacist racist rape-apologist trans-hating Islamphobe?

 

[Vorhtbame]

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Dude straight up shouts out Anita Sarkeesian, because he's apparently an obsessed exceptional that uses Feminist Frequency talking points as a shit-test for potential partners. I'd say it's only a matter of time before he's outed as an official nice guy.

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And there's naturally some intersectionalist exceptionals in the replies talking about how amazing the guy is, and how he dodged a bullet, because she didn't really feel like talking about feminism on the 2nd date.

1. A guy who talks cheerfully about an Obligatory Gay Rights Episode of a comedy series and how important it is to LGBTQ may as well finish the conversation by critiquing his date's shoes and hair, gurlfrand.

2. Not one of the people praising him would go out with him. Mostly because of the above. Feminists love having an Obligatory Gay Friend in their group, but don't usually date them.

3. If he didn't make this story up out of whole cloth, he's clearly got issues. Most people know that when the person you're talking to falls asleep in her plate of nachos, your visit stopped being a conversation long ago.

 

[trashbat]

3. If he didn't make this story up out of whole cloth, he's clearly got issues. Most people know that when the person you're talking to falls asleep in her plate of nachos, your visit stopped being a conversation long ago.

i believe the story because i've been sperged at like this by women, and it unfolded basically the same way. someone in the replies said this:

what happened was that he acted like an internet weirdo, his gut told him he fucked up, but he didn't like the feeling & so went back to the internet weirdos for reassurance that he did nothing wrong

 

[Ali della Fenice]

http://archive.li/b5TnB

Dude straight up shouts out Anita Sarkeesian, because he's apparently an obsessed exceptional that uses Feminist Frequency talking points as a shit-test for potential partners. I'd say it's only a matter of time before he's outed as an official nice guy.

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And there's naturally some intersectionalist exceptionals in the replies talking about how amazing the guy is, and how he dodged a bullet, because she didn't really feel like talking about feminism on the 2nd date.

Lmao at the last jedi bit.
Imagine being so cucked by jewllywood that you cant handle someone disliking something you like (and it is not like last jedi is universally loved eh).
What a fucking manchild.

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

Lmao at the last jedi bit.
Imagine being so cucked by jewllywood that you cant handle someone disliking something you like (and it is not like last jedi is universally loved eh).
What a fucking manchild.

TLJ is probably the most politically divisive film of recent years, which is really fucking pathetic. You've got all these battle lines drawn around it, and the people who hold the opposite opinion on it you do are everything that's wrong with modern culture.

If that movie came out ten years ago, pretty much everyone would've just said "well that was weird and long and messy and I didn't really like it but at least it was better than the Phantom Menace"

 

[Replicant Sasquatch]

was it though?
i haven't seen it myself but the impression i get is that it is a lot more hated than the prequels

It was. By far. This ain't really the thread to discuss that though.

 

[Antipathy]

It was. By far. This ain't really the thread to discuss that though.

Go to Star Wars Griefing for that.

FYI: TLJ is leagues worse than Phantom Menace and this is a hill I will die on.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Godsmack Matt strikes again:

Getting desperate now:

Ohh Matt, girls just don't understand what a special guy you are...

 

[trashbat]

this might actually be the most baffling macro i've ever seen

why was it made

who is it even for

 

[Doctor of Autism]

This guy is a personal lolcow of mine because he was in a few Discord servers I was in. I didn't keep him much mind because he kept going on about how his life sucks and stuff. He had a relationship with a friend of mine which quickly ended after a month because they were feeling depressed and he tried to force an intervention on her and kept going on about how she's worrying him by showing pictures of him cutting himself (Not showing that for personal reasons), and he called the cops on her for allegedly committing suicide wanting her arrested. He has been blocked by her and this is the aftermath thanks to a buddy of mine. For context, he had been harassing his ex and saying how she was destined to give birth to his kid because they were calling out to him.

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[Keystone]

This guy is a personal lolcow of mine because he was in a few Discord servers I was in. I didn't keep him much mind because he kept going on about how his life sucks and stuff. He had a relationship with a friend of mine which quickly ended after a month because they were feeling depressed and he tried to force an intervention on her and kept going on about how she's worrying him by showing pictures of him cutting himself (Not showing that for personal reasons), and he called the cops on her for allegedly committing suicide wanting her arrested. He has been blocked by her and this is the aftermath thanks to a buddy of mine. For context, he had been harassing his ex and saying how she was destined to give birth to his kid because they were calling out to him.

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More proof that "There's someone for everyone" is a horrible lie. Much sympathy for your friend.

Though "our future son who I've already named is swimming in my nutsack" is pretty funny

 

[BottledJoy]

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This picture is honestly creepy af. What does he mean by "So true" some of these guys have no idea how they come off.

This guy is a personal lolcow of mine because he was in a few Discord servers I was in. I didn't keep him much mind because he kept going on about how his life sucks and stuff. He had a relationship with a friend of mine which quickly ended after a month because they were feeling depressed and he tried to force an intervention on her and kept going on about how she's worrying him by showing pictures of him cutting himself (Not showing that for personal reasons), and he called the cops on her for allegedly committing suicide wanting her arrested. He has been blocked by her and this is the aftermath thanks to a buddy of mine. For context, he had been harassing his ex and saying how she was destined to give birth to his kid because they were calling out to him.

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Ahh the old I've thought of our child names already pickup routine. Highly successful

 

[Hubcapdiamondstarhalo]

Having child names picked out sort of proves you're incapable of a relationship. You're jumping steps towards the end goal of reproduction. Also not considering the partner's input on the child's name shows the lack of social awareness.

Chris Chan also believes in the sentient sperm-to-child nutsack nursery bullshit.

 

[Eshettar]

This guy is a personal lolcow of mine because he was in a few Discord servers I was in. I didn't keep him much mind because he kept going on about how his life sucks and stuff. He had a relationship with a friend of mine which quickly ended after a month because they were feeling depressed and he tried to force an intervention on her and kept going on about how she's worrying him by showing pictures of him cutting himself (Not showing that for personal reasons), and he called the cops on her for allegedly committing suicide wanting her arrested. He has been blocked by her and this is the aftermath thanks to a buddy of mine. For context, he had been harassing his ex and saying how she was destined to give birth to his kid because they were calling out to him.

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"Ethan's swimming around in my nutsack, telling me not to give up on mommy."

Whereas the Horrifying rating was invented because its soul dropped in to warn the admin about this dude.

So in a way, he does get to have a legacy. Not quite the legacy his loins are aching for but still...

 

[The Great Citracett]

Some nice guy Valentine wishes from our very own Magical Star Buddy:

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[IV 445]

Happy Valentines Day!

If you don’t get it, it’s basically the “no hymen no diamond” saying.

 

[ProgKing of the North]

Some nice guy Valentine wishes from our very own Magical Star Buddy:
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This motherfucker liked his own post. No wonder he’s single.

 

[The Great Citracett]

Godsmack Matt sends his wishes: