💀 Horrorcow Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta / "u/Early-Leopard-8351" - Polysubstance abuser, child doser, dog killer. "Lawtube pope" turned zesty Dabbleverse Redditor streamer. Swinger "whitebread ass nigga" who snuffs animals and visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold. Still not over his ex Aaron. Wife's bod worth $50.

Luna's expiration date is?

  • <1 year

    Votes: 155 22.7%
  • Around 2 years

    Votes: 275 40.2%
  • 3-5 years

    Votes: 92 13.5%
  • As long as a pug lives, Karen farmer.

    Votes: 162 23.7%

  • Total voters
    684
According to Mama K, this damage is new.

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I remember when that Riley photo got posted and everyone commented that Kayla got fat and Nick should be ashamed of his fat wife (considering what he has said before). I have zero doubt in my mind that this picture that Nick had taken was on purpose, knowing that he could turn it around and humiliate his wife with the fat comments and shame her into starving herself.

Evil man.
 
What a lazy nigger.
The question is, is he broke? Is that why he can't get it fixed? I don't expect him to do it, but to just let your car continue to rust away like that.
I guess he doesn't want to sit around and wait for the work to be done cause he can't huff nitrous in there.
 
regularly using nitrous is such a fucking stupid thing to do. Chronic use stops your brain from being able to use vitamin b12, which causes demyelination of your neurons. It's permanent cumulative damage. He's literally dropping years off his life, and is significantly increasing the likelihood of developing muscle control issues basically anywhere on the body; speaking, walking, vision, shitting his pants, etc. It's basically voluntary MS.

It might take a couple decades before he dies early after years of being a crippled demented diaper wearing loser who can't see or hear or speak, but we'll be getting the last laugh
 
I'm retarded. He said he hit a reflector pole. I doubt that as well but the below analysis was a complete waste of time lmao
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I don't think the damage is new - Mama K just didn't get a good look at it back in November when she got the first photos of the Crustang being damaged. Most of the attention at the time was directed at the rear quarter panels, as there were large dents in them. But in these images you can see the front bumper is missing a big chunk.

Nick's explanation was that he swerved to dodge a deer and hit a reflector pole. So he confessed to Potentially Criminal's conclusion - a single vehicle accident in the wee hours of the morning - he just fudged the facts a bit and blamed it on a deer instead of it being due to being intoxicated.
 
Here's what severe nitrous abuse does to you:
Yo yo Buffalo

That vid is super scary

Chubbyemu bases his videos on actual cases so I'm taking the details of the video as being reflective of reality. What really struck me is that the guy in the video only abused Nitrous for 6 months, albeit daily. Nick's been doing nitrous for multiple years now, possibly with breaks, and likely not every single day. But it got bad enough that his eyes/head started moving on their own and his legs stopped working in the mornings, and in the video the subject's legs not working right is one of the earlier signs of a medical problem.

I tend to agree with the thread that he was just using drugs and alcohol with his previous PO because he had rigidly scheduled drug tests and could let his system get clean, and the new PO isn't like that (thank you @RaptInPlastic). This is why he skipped two tests - they didn't fall on schedule and he knew he'd piss hot. Since he can't stand to be sober, he's retreated to nitrous because it doesn't show up on drug tests. It's the most destructive thing he's ever experienced but he can't stop himself from doing it because he cannot stand to be sober.

It's sad.
 
I want to know why Kayla had to join him. Half joked she had to go to Hackamania to be Nick's handler (like Mint Salad,) but can Nick really not be trusted to leave the house to grab his galaxy gas on his own?

Plausible deniability if the probation officer starts looking into it. I would imagine he is using her to front for all his drug and alcohol purchases. In more normal circumstances, she would out there buying on her own for him. But she doesn't seem to do well outside the house on her own.

It would also not be any kind of surprise if she herself is back on one or more substances. The weight loss in her case seems rather extreme. If Nick falls back into doing drugs on a regular basis, a cokehead like her following him back over the cliff wouldn't at all be out of the ordinary.

He and his wife have fallen all the way down to being trailer trash losers. He has the mustang covered in body damage and his woman has that meth whore look including a full array of bad tattoos.

He could well be really broke too. I imagine his parents as much as they indulge him are not giving him more than "bread and water" money for himself. The HRO thing with Aaron has to be a drain on his limited finances. If he was buying hard drugs (coke) until recently, that would be an even more severe drain on what money he had.
 
What a lazy nigger.
The question is, is he broke? Is that why he can't get it fixed? I don't expect him to do it, but to just let your car continue to rust away like that.
I guess he doesn't want to sit around and wait for the work to be done cause he can't huff nitrous in there.
How did he ever pass his driving test and get his license? Did he get lucky and get a gay driving tester, and then gave the tester the meanest blowjob in history?
 
Not sure there's anything going on here except weight loss/gain and pushup bras.

She also had a labiaplasty and/or hysterectomy during that visit. He was very thirsty around that period of time about not being able to have sex for a few/six weeks which is about the recovery time for either.

She definitely had some facial work done. There is no question. Compare the pictures of her I have in the OP. She went from pleasantly plump housewife to full evil step-mother austerity.

As for other work, Nick did complain that she had a 'procedure' that kept her in bed and that he had to 'check on her' and give her medication bed once per stream. He did confess later that he had not been able to have sex for a while, but he denied it was a hysterectomy or tubal ligation, at the time.

We really do need to hire the guy who made the Jeraylser.
One would need the files. It also would need machine transcription for all the locals and rumble crap, since those aren't natively transcribed. I had a local version running for a time, but Nick's frankly just not worth the effort.

I am going to ask because I do not know. What is this?


He did not even open her car door for her. I may be old-fashioned, but that rubs me the wrong way.

Holy fuck, did Kayla dress like that for church?!

Nick raved about how he loved to attend online livestream services during COVID and dreaded going in person. They probably streamed a service--or told others they did.

Yeah he is. And no insurance either.

He couldn't be bothered to pay his mortgage or property taxes. Likelihood is high.

He also lied constantly about how expensive snacks and medical insurance were. I think it safe to say he had no idea because he had no part in paying or providing them.
 
How did he ever pass his driving test and get his license? Did he get lucky and get a gay driving tester, and then gave the tester the meanest blowjob in history?
Since it's Minnesota, he probably ran over 5 school children and a family of endangered animals during the test, so he passed with flying colours.
 
I think people should call more often call Nick and Kayla what they are in life: Failures and losers in the end at everything, if of their kids rise above their roots then it will be in spite of EVERYONE in their families and the system failing them
 
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