Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Balldo's Gate]

Ya, I remember the case, I was just trying to figure out how the locals bitches fit in considering they're all accusing each other of being directly involved or some shit? like saying "(no charges against her btw)" is kinda fucking weird. are they really just run of the mill wine moms that obsessed to the point of thinking they played a role in the investigation and/or kidnapping? rofl

Yes. yes they are

 

[Kenya Jones]

are they really just run of the mill wine moms that obsessed to the point of thinking they played a role in the investigation and/or kidnapping?

Check out some of the conspiracy theory threads, the transvestigator thread comes to mind. When you got enough nutters in a community they start eating their own, or in these cases, accusing their own.

 

[A Sunset]

I heard from the boys in Sneedchat that Janny Sally is throwing quite the shitfit, sperging about poetry by @Yandex Captcha Solver being posted in Locals

I whipped up this quick doodle on request. What you do with it is up to you.

NOTE: this is a doodle don't start a lolsuit lmfao

 

[Retink Retunk]

There was someone posting walls of AI furry porn a bit ago, somehow Nick was surprised, they also managed to break locals by making all the images show full size so one post was multiple page up/downs

How could cultivating an audience of nothing but perverts and woman who no longer get male attention result in such outcomes?

 

[Ars Moriendi]

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I heard from the boys in Sneedchat that Janny Sally is throwing quite the shitfit, sperging about poetry by @Yandex Captcha Solver being posted in Locals

I whipped up this quick doodle on request. What you do with it is up to you.

NOTE: this is a doodle don't start a lolsuit lmfao

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My God that image is cursed...

 

[Captain Manning]

EDIT: Goddammit Manning

You gotta be faster on the draw, son.
(Course, the site is kinda fucky right now, so I don't blame you).

Not just the Sophie Long shit but also the Johnny Depp stuff. It attracted an entire bevy of bored cougars who are in to that shit.

Yeah, but the thing is that if they followed Nick's Sophie Long stuff, Art should have known better than to say what he said. That's what blows my mind.

Ya, I remember the case, I was just trying to figure out how the locals bitches fit in considering they're all accusing each other of being directly involved or some shit?

It's possible Art's just a fucking coom-brained asshole and said that because he thinks it'll get under Elissa's skin the most. As in, he doesn't really believe it. Like I said, there was a fuckton of nasty underhanded shit that happened in that dispute. Knives were pulled.

As a general rule, if you are gonna accuse somebody of being a pedo, you either better back it up, or be prepared to eat shit. If Art said that on KF, its entirely possible Null might have handed him a ban. He's been very clear on how he feels about false pedo accusations.

 

[BrieLarsonFan2004]

TOUGH

 

[Boopims]

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TOUGH

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His smile and optimism: gone

 

[Strix454]

are they really just run of the mill wine moms that obsessed to the point of thinking they played a role in the investigation and/or kidnapping? rofl

Their obsessions in this area, their tendency to fantasize about such things and their group behavior of conspiracy spiraling are just some of the traits that make these particular women really dangerous. There is no difference in their minds between accusation and guilt. They always see themselves as involved. There is a thin line between fantasy and reality in their minds.
Again. Nick is playing with fire. The more contact you have with them and the more personal data you feed them, the more room there is for one or more of them to throw out an accusation. People can make money off them, but you don't want contact with them.

 

[beautiful person]

It's possible Art's just a fucking coom-brained asshole and said that because he thinks it'll get under Elissa's skin the most. As in, he doesn't really believe it. Like I said, there was a fuckton of nasty underhanded shit that happened in that dispute. Knives were pulled.

That still says quite a bit about him that that's the type of knife he'd pull.

 

[chudbere]

So going through that Sophie Long thread I came across this video Rackets made, and holy shit I think I need to just recreate it word for word, or do a voice over every time he talks about Sophie to make it about him lol.

Spoiler: Local copy

It's not often that the internet tells you exactly what they want to hear about... but recently some new news came out about what's happening in Nick's Locals chat and I started talking about it. Almost immediately, my channel was attacked, I've been attacked, and that tells me we need more discussion of the Rekieta topic and talking about what's been going on and what's going on now. So you can expect some Nick Rekieta streams coming out very soon, and a whole lot more discussion. I'm not going away, you can't stifle my speech by threatening my channel, and you can't do it by threatening me. You picked a fight, you're gonna get it. Peace!

 

[Preacher ✝]

Nick, you have children. Children who will one day go on the internet if they havent already. Children who will wonder how their father makes money. Children who will eventually find this website, this thread, and read it in its entirety. Worse still, so will their friends and peers.

Have you considered none of these facts when you engage in such public degeneracy and coomerism? I genuinely hope you haven't because the alternative is you did consider these things and decided to proceed anyway which is exceedingly selfish.

 

[Super Male Vitality]

How long before this entire tweet could also apply to Nick? Because everything up until the last sentence seems to apply currently

 

[Cherenkovblue]

Since I actually bought a nun costume today for the next stream, a suggestion on chudbuds prompted me to do a little lyrical styling. Presented for your approval:

How do you solve a problem like Rekieta?
How do you take his booze and put it down?
How do you find a word that means Rekieta?
A hypocrite?
A will-o-the-grift?
A clown?
Many a thing you know you'd like to tell him
Many a thing he ought to understand
But how do you make him stay?
And listen to all you say?
How do know the measure of a man?
Oh how do you solve a problem like Rekieta?
How do you hold a balldo in your hand?

Hmmm. No, no bueno. However, it reminded me of a certain sea shanty and, well...

What would you do with a drunken grifter?
What would you do with a drunken grifter?
What would you do with a drunken grifter
Who's constantly whining?

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises
constantly whining.

Send him a package with another balldo?
(I think he'd rather be pegged by Drex, though.)
Why's he constantly talking about sex, though,
and constantly whining?

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
constantly whining.

Remember when he'd do anything for a buck?
Now he pretends he doesn't give a fuck.
Looks like the grift king is finally out of luck
cuz he's constantly whining.

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
constantly whining.

Stick him in his hugbox back on Locals.
Let him get his fill of wine-mom yokels.
Spiraling out of control as his business crumbles
cuz he's constantly whining.

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
constantly whining.

Soon we'll catch him with another woman
Stepping out with a troon cuz he's all about fun
Until his lady files for marital dissolution
cuz he's constantly whining.

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
constantly whining.

That's what we'll do with a drunken faggot.
(Better download this now before he flags it.)
His subs are dropping its time to bag it
cuz he's... CONSTANTLY WHINING.

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
constantly whining.

"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
"WAH! WAH!" and up he rises.
constantly whining.

 

[Captain Manning]

That still says quite a bit about him that that's the type of knife he'd pull.

Yeah, people that falsely make that accusation are the second worst scum of the Earth (the absolute worst being those actually guilty of the offense). I'd much rather be accused of 50 counts of pre-meditated murder of adults, than one count of sexual assault of a child. I'd probably fare better in prison too.

 

[DaBigBopper]

>long time fans bitch at him being for being a faggot ass buster
>sides with the aggressively parasocial fans

He's going to attract actual trolls soon. Not to the levels of say the Wackey Funsters of Owen A. Forrums, but Rekieta and the wine moms have shown they'll react to getting poked with a stick by pissing and shitting on themselves.

 

[WTBOnlineFather]

This entire saga is incredibly sad. Rackets clearly believes he can do himself no wrong, but in his degeneracy spiral he's totally failing to consider the impact on his family. Imagine being his kid and seeing your father close himself up in his room from dawn till dusk yelling at the internet, day after day, emerging drunk and irritated at night. Then there will inevitably be a point where other kids in school discover the porn and the degen shit and taunt you mercilessly with it. I imagine it's only a matter of time until his wife has had enough, too. And there's just no stopping this stubborn retard. Makes Sargon look like a model father in comparison.

 

[Cherenkovblue]

I heard from the boys in Sneedchat that Janny Sally is throwing quite the shitfit, sperging about poetry by @Yandex Captcha Solver being posted in Locals

I whipped up this quick doodle on request. What you do with it is up to you.

NOTE: this is a doodle don't start a lolsuit lmfao

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Looks like an extra from the cancelled sequel, Hotline Miami 3: Wrong Balldo.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

A little late night coping. Also the people messing with locals is clearly having an impact on the psych of these faggots and bpd wine moms.

Spoiler: Late Night Coping Session

Yeah, it's the Sophie Long thing. Michael Long is the father. There's been a shitton of nastiness over that. Among other things, Elissa had revenge porn leaked, and there was an actual clinical psychologist on KF by the name of @Ken Jennings who some Karens got fired because they didn't like what he had to say.

We have a short thread on it, BTW, if you wanna catch up.

Be very weary of any claims Spectre makes in that thread tho. For example, THIS did not age well AT ALL:
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What's interesting to me is that Nick is pro-Michael Long, so I dunno what possessed Art to say such a stupid fucking thing. Nick wasn't wrong to call him out for it. Then again, it's pretty clear a lot of these people are not familiar with Nick's old content. Maybe Art is ignorant, in addition to being full of shit and a cuck.

Thank you for this. This just really shows how much of a piece of shit arttheclown is in general. He has been calling Elissa a pedophile for days straight now, usually along the lines of "Elissa helped protect Michael Long and she is a pedophile because of it". It's the exact other way around. Elissa helped Michael Long, who was trying to protect his daughter, that was being raped by her mom's boyfriend while she watched. He has been doing this nonstop, some of which I've posted to this thread.

Here is a video that pretty well tells you everything you need to know about this case. My blood was boiling and my eyes watering watching this girl be terrified of going back to her mom, absolute, fucking, sickening.

I Stand With Sophie

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Edit: some more retarded shit comming out of arttheclown's mouth right now talking about trying to bait Elissa in a lolsuit

cynthialibtard dropped this alog on art

 

[2lolis1cup]

Yeah, I thought the 1992 born Cory was him, but I wasn't fully confident enough to pull the trigger just yet. I also didn't have a mug shot. Good find.

You may or may not have seen he also got popped AGAIN in 2015 as well.

2015 case that @Become Worse found:

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You will note that the arresting officer has the first name of Nicholas, and the middle initial of R. The universe has a sense of humor.

Basically, this guy likes dope too much.

I found the thread needed through his myspace that used the same username. It narrowed down which goodman family he was with and then I found the mugshot. There really wasn't anything interesting with Cory. He is just some stoner that lives with his parent(s) and spends way too much time on the internet. The only difference between him and most users here is how he interacts with his cows. He literally wants the milk.

Legal Mindset has landed. He hops on board the cancel culture train.
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I'm not trying to cause anything, Nick, except for you to maybe reflect on why your old fans dislike what is happening to you and your community. Any "crazy fucking shit" that resulted from me literally just showing clips of you speaking in your own words, or screenshots of your posts and your community--that's on you, dude. Not me.


Nail, meet head.
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Do you mean Andrew "Legal Mindset" D'Adesky is MATI? I can't believe somebody that couldn't take a joke and valued their anonymity would be mad. It seems like D'Adesky would understand how futile it is to fight the farms when we want to laugh at them. D'Adesky is also a good canidate for a cow in the making.