Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Strix454]

So last night, because he totally doesn't read this thread, Nick gave a lengthy explanation of why he didn't stream on monday. Mostly Wife (and Nick) had to organize a white trash wedding for what seems like the child of one of her relatives.
After telling us at length that Nick has no problem himself with alcohol, Nick explains that the wedding reception is being held at house of the alcoholic (presumably) father of the bride. Someone supposedly with a court order saying they cannot drink. This all happens on Saturday.
Nick takes the kids home from the reception at 8:30pm leaving our wife behind. While he was gone, our wife got drunk and started "dancing" and forgot where Nick was.
At maybe 9:30pm Nick returns to the wedding and our wife tells him to start a fire and start preparing Smores for the wedding reception. Yeah. He really said that. At some point after that, the now angry and liquored up father of the bride comes out of the house. He wants the wedding shut down and for everyone to leave.
Its starts getting confrontational and people on both sides threaten to call the police. Presumably calling the police on the owner of the property where the reception is being held for saying that the party has to end.
So at maybe 10:30, "rational" Nick decides that the reception has to move to a bar because the father of the bride and owner of the property is just going to keep coming out, complaining about it and being a general buzzkill.
The process of shutting down and moving to the bar takes until 11:30pm. Then the reception continues until "way late". Nick constantly repeats during the story that he only had two drinks that day and was not drunk.

The father of the bride then locks out everyone who comes to clean up from the wedding on sunday.
Nick and wife got back into the property on monday. And somehow cleaning up from the wedding took Nick's whole day.
Then Nick had to get up at 6:45am to drive his homeschool kid to school followed by Nick mysteriously doing one of his near all-day trips to Minneapolis.

And somehow in the course of explaining all this, I think Nick totally forgot about that 3 1/2 hour movie stream he did on Twitch on monday.

The other potential version of the story would be that the father offered up his house for the wedding reception of his rotten kid who could not afford to hire a place. The rotten kid decided to have an all-night drunken wedding reception which the father didn't know was going to happen. When the father tried to shut the reception down at 9:30, he discovered that nobody was going to listen to him and got mad. Nick tried to rationally tell that stupid old man to go to bed and leave the party alone. That if he called the police, it would be him who would be in trouble.

Just another day in the life of Nick. What a busy schedule he has.

 

[A Very Big Fish]

I don't remember if he's in @FROG 's Cyberfrog comics released to date, but he's certainly been friendly to Ethan in the past, and has had him on stream multiple times. Flip side, he was in one of Doug's Bigfoot Bill comics, maybe as a lawyer in hell? Or maybe Earthworm? Can't remember, it was back in the days when Doug actually made comics instead of just getting banned on YouTube from his stream of qtard videos and nfts.

I want to say it was Bigfoot Bill. From what I can tell, Doug has gone back to just posting videos where he draws and paints instead of being a politisperg. Probably for the best.

Regarding Eric July and comics, Nick did have him on and discussed Eric's comic endeavors. That said, as someone who was enough of a sped to read comic-books, Rekieta clearly doesn't like them or care. What little he talks about is the over the top 90's indie stuff and talking about how man, isn't it cool how the ladies were highly stylized and sexualized. I think I could get a more nuanced take on comics from my mom, and the only time she's ever seen a comic was when she looked through a bunch of my old ones to see if they were okay to donate to the local high school.

Rekieta's support of comics is like when he waxes poetic about how great generic action movies were because they weren't deep and you occassionaly got to see tits.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Rekieta paid at least $1,000 to have Dan Fraga include Rekieta's likeness in Fraga's upcoming comic book.

That is a strange thing to do if you don't read comics.

It was an audience grift. He has CG and Weebs then that were into it. His current crowd doesn't seems to care for it.

Locals Hot Tub Highlights:

- Nick is in charge of AM's YTber corner, and it sounds like he is just getting the guest list confirmed and having tables.

Who else is old enough to remember that Nick said 'Next year is going to be wild! They have so many plans!'

- Nick is being cagey about his vacation destination in June. He says he is going 'west'. If anyone watches his night shows with regularity, the last time he got drunk and slipped up in location was hilarious, so keep an ear out.

- Nick bitched about class action lawsuits with the example of the recent US lottery case. He says they are dumb, and I JOSH YOU NOT, someone mid sentence says they got 5k USD, and he SHUTS UP! This man knows nothing and just says what people want to hear.

I will also have to admit I have been neglecting the LOCALS livestream chats, but it looks like there is less inhibition to post there with the hit of dopamine on tap if you can catch Nick's attention.

Nick asks about KF:



Nick talks about his kid going to prom and the younger son being maths adept, and Faran makes it about her failed relationships:



Having shown her face, Art begins to dog Faran. It seems like he is unhappy if jot bullying someone:

 

[Diamond Homonculus]

It was an audience grift. He has CG and Weebs then that were into it. His current crowd doesn't seems to care for it.

Locals Hot Tub Highlights:

- Nick is in charge of AM's YTber corner, and it sounds like he is just getting the guest list confirmed and having tables.

Who else is old enough to remember that Nick said 'Next year is going to be wild! They have so many plans!'

- Nick is being cagey about his vacation destination in June. He says he is going 'west'. If anyone watches his night shows with regularity, the last time he got drunk and slipped up in location was hilarious, so keep an ear out.

- Nick bitched about class action lawsuits with the example of the recent US lottery case. He says they are dumb, and I JOSH YOU NOT, someone mid sentence says they got 5k USD, and he SHUTS UP! This man knows nothing and just says what people want to hear.

I will also have to admit I have been neglecting the LOCALS livestream chats, but it looks like there is less inhibition to post there with the hit of dopamine on tap if you can catch Nick's attention.

Nick asks about KF:

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Nick talks about his kid going to prom and the younger son being maths adept, and Faran makes it about her failed relationships:

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Having shown her face, Art begins to dog Faran. It seems like he is unhappy if jot bullying someone:

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These people go to bat for Nick like he's related to them. Pretty much any time I see anyone else of note in locals they just start interrogating them like an overbearing mother. "What are your intentions with Nicky, my Son? Are you going to hurt my baby angel?"

I'm reminded of Mark Twain's humorous send up of slave owners in 'Pudd'nhead Wilson': Son of a slave holder, Tom Driscoll becomes so dependent on his slave Chambers that the other boys in town reason out that Chambers is Tom's Father and refer to him as "Tom Driscoll's Niggerpappy".

By being so dependent on Locals for emotional support Rekeita has made them his Niggerpappy.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

I listened to the recent MATI yesterday, and I have to say wrt Rekieta:

He's as transparent as glass and it really fucking astounds me how complete the transformation into a lolcow has been for him. The clip Null played on his stream sounded so close to some shit Boogie2988, Ethan Ralph, DSP, Tommy Tooter, or fuck even Russell Greer would say about their thread that it really astounded me. As in, astounded me that this slanderous nigger with a glazier for a father had managed to keep it together and under wraps for so long just how much of a cow he's always secretly been.

If you're reading this Rekieta know that every time you lie about the shit on the farms that has receipts, you're making it that much more of a shock to people who may come across your channel or might still somehow be viewers when they come here to see what all the fuss is about. Nobody ever dug their way out of a hole you unbelievably massive imbecile.

Great comment. The detractors are getting to him (and his hugbox) and it's hilarious.

For funsies, let's review what he's dealing with:

• Kiwi: An incredibly indicting Kiwi thread which, despite engaging in some extreme rumors and hyperbole, has been about 80% correct in tracking Rekieta's pathetic spiral. And we have receipts. Thank you, Himedall.
• Elissa: A mostly in-context clipper who, almost daily, manages to make him look like an idiot with his own words. Her community of active commenters is almost as vitriolic and funny as this one (with some overlap, obv). Her clips are regularly getting over 1K views on a sub base of only 3.8K - that's some serious engagement. That's way more than Nick's Locals streams are getting.
• GSG: It's dead and he's caught with his pants down and likely $125K+ he'll have to fund himself. (Having said that, I want receipts. I'm starting to wonder if Rendazza is doing this pro bono to get into the social media space. Nick may have thought it was some easy cash grab from his paypigs.)
• Hydro and Me: it's a 'I bet you think about me' Swift lyric atp. He can't shut us up and his freeze peach values have given way to some groundless "fucking with my business" argument. Baby boi can't get rid of us when all we do is annoy him with facts.
• Losing Null: I think it's clear that Null has turned. Whether Josh regards Rackets as funny enough to cover is a different question... but Josh actually carries a lot of weight.
• Kalea & Mandy: Kalea, his YT mod of 3+ years (and a mod on some big channels like The Quartering) who rallied to get him reinstated on Twitter, has firmly and publicly turned against him, as documented here. Mandy, his YT mod of 2+ years is a constant lost soul - tracking Kiwi and struggling because she knows this is a shit show.
• BTS "Spies": There are several in his own community, and close to him, who are running some excellent gay ops. Peak comedy because he doesn't know who they are.
• Effective Randos: TwitterIsCancer also won't shut up. Other clip channels are piling on with the wealth of Nick stupidity that even Elissa can't keep up with. Several (very active) Discords - weirdly linked with Sean/Potentially Criminal - are hotbeds for Nick detractors.

So, back to your comment. Nick's utter bafflement that a strong yet fairly disorganized crowd of detractors is "fucking with my business" displays a total lack of PR101.

He's Lolcow tainted - probably irrevocably atp - with the noise. That noise is spilling over into his fanbase. It might effect his ability to collab with others (on his show or with Crowder - whose father is a known fierce trad conservative gatekeeper), it's costing him money (Rendazza), it's costing him his physical and mental health.
Edit: Typo

 

[Balldo's Gate]

So last night, because he totally doesn't read this thread, Nick gave a lengthy explanation of why he didn't stream on monday. Mostly Wife (and Nick) had to organize a white trash wedding for what seems like the child of one of her relatives.
After telling us at length that Nick has no problem himself with alcohol, Nick explains that the wedding reception is being held at house of the alcoholic (presumably) father of the bride. Someone supposedly with a court order saying they cannot drink. This all happens on Saturday.
Nick takes the kids home from the reception at 8:30pm leaving our wife behind. While he was gone, our wife got drunk and started "dancing" and forgot where Nick was.

I believe Nick's been talking for some time about Kayla was acting as a de facto wedding planner for her cousin I think? So it's probably that.

These people go to bat for Nick like he's related to them. Pretty much any time I see anyone else of note in locals they just start interrogating them like an overbearing mother. "What are your intentions with Nicky, my Son? Are you going to hurt my baby angel?"

What's odd is that, as far as I can tell, there is no beef between Faran and Nick beyond her inadvertently leaking the swinger shit through her DMs that then got leaked themselves. The Locals crew has hated Faran for some reason since long before that. Not quite sure why.

 

[Kopasea]

weirdly linked with Sean/Potentially Criminal

That is strange... I've heard that Sean has a KF account, but to my knowledge he has not been a Nick detractor at all.

 

[Lady Rackets Ass]

Just another day in the life of Nick. What a busy schedule he has.

Sounds pretty fuckin white trash. Our wife got distracted "dancing" she totally wasn't in the bushes getting railed while doing rails

formatting is weird but oh well. It's because Faran is exactly the same type of person as all of them.

The Locals crew has hated Faran for some reason since long before that. Not quite sure why.

 

[AnOminous]

Nick constantly repeats during the story that he only had two drinks that day and was not drunk.

"I had two beers all day offisher" *vomits on officer*

Nick asks about KF:

All this fat faggot has to do is click to have an answer to his question but instead he harasses his pigs.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

That is strange... I've heard that Sean has a KF account, but to my knowledge he has not been a Nick detractor at all.

He has tried to stay optically neutral.

The last time he was clipped being asked about it, he said he was STHU because he was named in Monty's lawsuit and doesn't want to complicated his legal involvement by do ating to GSG or talking about it.

All very reasonable, but who knows what his private feeling are?

 

[Bitcoin Henchman]

One minor thing but Birch Gold bailed months ago. The only thing he does regularly now is some shit supplement and occasionally some shady lawyers who promise to get you extra coof money and some weed gummy thing.

I thought him getting the wine mom sponsor you normally see on true crime shows was very indicative of the audience shift

While he was gone, our wife got drunk and started "dancing" and forgot where Nick was.

I wouldn't think it proper or polite to have A used up wannabe stripper dance at your wedding, we didn't have any at least. Did I wedding wrong?

 

[Swole McPole]

The last time he was clipped being asked about it, he said he was STHU because he was named in Monty's lawsuit and doesn't want to complicated his legal involvement by do ating to GSG or talking about it.

All very reasonable, but who knows what his private feeling are?

I could swear he engaged in some minor noseguarding in that clip though. Somebody in the chat asked a question like "Is Rekieta a lolcow?' or 'Will Rekieta crash and burn?' and Sean was very much, "No, no, no. Rekieta is just fine."

I had the sense that he didn't actually believe what he was saying. Because he's not actually retarded and he's quite perceptive. And he may well have just meant "Nick's a trust fund kid who's going to inherit a shedload at some point. He's never going to starve." So he could say something like that and be absolutely truthful with his audience, but he was refusing to address the issues his audience wanted him to opine on.

So while he wasn't doing the full on noseguarding the way Legal Debtset does, he definitely wasn't going to engage in the kind of pile on that a large section of his audience was hoping for from him.

I wouldn't think it proper or polite to have A used up wannabe stripper dance at your wedding, we didn't have any at least. Did I wedding wrong?

This is supposed to happen the night before. Stag night aka Slag night.

 

[Cynthia Behave]

He has tried to stay optically neutral.

The last time he was clipped being asked about it, he said he was STHU because he was named in Monty's lawsuit and doesn't want to complicated his legal involvement by do ating to GSG or talking about it.

All very reasonable, but who knows what his private feeling are?

Right. So I believe (but don't hold me to it - I was not there), the backstory is this:

Nick's old Discord had turned into a bunch of detractors long before anything was really blowing up here, or elsewhere. Not sure why it was so negative. Could have been as silly as Nick not engaging with them. (Some even think that the torture porn posts and mod battles that Nick supposedly shut it down over was a fedposter for him - to give him an excuse to shut it down.)

A bunch of that crowd migrated to Sean's discord to continue bitching about Nick. Why Sean's? No idea. Because it was free? Is it free? Sean didn't care bc he flies under the radar. It seems he found it amusing. Meanwhile there are a bunch of active anime/gamer/comic/horror something Discord hub channels on Discord - I was on one briefly (not my crowd) - that have some Nick detractors sub-channels (or whatever it's called on Discord). Apparently Sean sometimes interacts there (tho he never says anything negative about Nick).

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Right. So I believe (but don't hold me to it - I was not there), the backstory is this:

Nick's old Discord had turned into a bunch of detractors long before anything was really blowing up here, or elsewhere. Not sure why it was so negative. Could have been as silly as Nick not engaging with them. (Some even think that the torture porn posts and mod battles that Nick supposedly shut it down over was a fedposter for him - to give him an excuse to shut it down.)

A bunch of that crowd migrated to Sean's discord to continue bitching about Nick. Why Sean's? No idea. Because it was free? Is it free? Sean didn't care bc he flies under the radar. It seems he found it amusing. Meanwhile there are a bunch of active anime/gamer/comic/horror something Discord hub channels on Discord - I was on one briefly (not my crowd) - that have some Nick detractors sub-channels (or whatever it's called on Discord). Apparently Sean sometimes interacts there (tho he never says anything negative about Nick).

I can state that there are not channels on Sean's DISCORD that are dedicated to shitting on Nose. The population is largely a subset of the Rekeita refugees, but the bitching about Nick I'd minimal.

Sean's interactions are mostly on point related to the show, guns, and law... Imagine that in a creator...

It has developed its own dynamic independant of Nick, and the Nick DISCORD is pretty slow. There is a core 10 that still post there regularly, and 12 or so more infrequently. Outside General, funny enough the Show Research channels is the most active to share news stories and talk about it. The SFW meme channel quality has declined, but the NSFW is something I was neber brave enough to ask for details on...

 

[Catgirl Tyranid]

The Locals crew has hated Faran for some reason since long before that. Not quite sure why.

This is hearsay, but I think it's been mentioned here that it has something to do with some of current Locals (Specifically Art.. and whatshername Art wife who's name I can't remember atm) being on the Mother's side of the Sophie Long / Save Sophie fiasco.

I sure would love to know the whole story there, but we're likely never going to get it. It's also weird given that Nick was more on the side of Michael in that debacle going so far as to interview him some time after Michael took Sophie and fled. Fucking weird.

My memory is hazy, so if I'm conflating things somewhere let me know.

Edit: a word

 

[AnOminous]

It has developed its own dynamic independant of Nick, and the Nick DISCORD is pretty slow. There is a core 10 that still post there regularly, and 12 or so more infrequently.

So your Eye of Sauron basically burned what it was looking at down to the ground. Impressive!

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

Sean/Potentially Criminal - are hotbeds for Nick detractors.

It has been mentioned upthread by others, but Sean knows what Nick is like. It hasn't been mentioned recently, but Sean has a Farms account. We don't know who he is, but he's mentioned having to log out before sharing the Farms on screen, on his streams. He's a smart cookie, but I get why he wouldn't take a go at Nick.

The Locals crew has hated Faran for some reason since long before that. Not quite sure why.

I just assume it's because she's a woman, and (at one point) an attractive one. Honestly, I didn't get the hate. I would even say I enjoyed some of her stuff, but she had no idea of what fair use was when she was trying to do "live from the closet" news around the election. She also brought a lot of drama in her wake, and maybe that's why the hate. Her sister was smart enough to bail out of it, but Faran keeps circling, like a floater that won't flush.

Legal Debtset

Winner- I'm gonna use that one.

Edit: didn't finish last sentence in first paragraph.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

This is hearsay, but I think it's been mentioned here that it has something to do with some of current Locals (Specifically Art.. and whatshername Art wife who's name I can't remember atm) being on the Mother's side of the Sophie Long / Save Sophie fiasco.

I sure would love to know the whole story there, but we're likely never going to get it. It's also weird given that Nick was more on the side of Michael in that debacle going so far as to interview him some time after Michael took Sophie and fled. Fucking weird.

My memory is hazy, so if I'm conflating things somewhere let me know.

Edit: a word

He interviewed Michael the day or so before he fled, as I recall. Nick had to address the mother's rabid attack dogs that he did NOT know that Michael planned to flee (or at least that was his story at the time).

I agree it is strange that such close fans would be on the opposite side, but I theorised that it could have been ElissaClip hate. Elissa was personally embedded in the SL drama as a close friend or ex-GF of Michael. She brought up the situation for Nick to cover.

So your Eye of Sauron basically burned what it was looking at down to the ground. Impressive!

LOL! I never had that power.

Nick went ahead and killed in over the Winter. I still maintain that it was intentional.

As far as I can tell, his statement that most of the people in the server were not paying was accurate. At least they never bothered re-subbing or re-joining.

I was in the server before the Great Reset, and most of the talk was already indepndant of Nick. He hadn't done a Live Chat hang out in almost a year, and people there did their own thing.

I think most of the server was apathetic to Nick followinf , but the new GF of LOCALS was the spark to a tinderbox of malcontent.

 

[Mordecai "3 Finger" Brown]

Nick is being cagey about his vacation destination in June. He says he is going 'west'.

Maybe Tahiti?

He used to wax nostalgically about that week he spent there long ago with our wife being the best week of his life, possibly even pre-children?

Nick talks about his kid going to prom and the younger son being maths adept, and Faran makes it about her failed relationships:

I see Faran leaving YT to live a quiet anonymous normie life lasted all of two weeks.

Having shown her face, Art begins to dog Faran. It seems like he is unhappy if jot bullying someone:

ArtTheClown seems to be lurking the farms, given his certainty re: Faran lying about selling her channel.

What's odd is that, as far as I can tell, there is no beef between Faran and Nick beyond her inadvertently leaking the swinger shit through her DMs that then got leaked themselves.

It might not be direct, but Nick enabled, encouraged and broadcasted Faran's panty flashing toppling stream.

Nick also sat there quietly while old-man-yelling-at-clouds Branca went ballistic on Faran and her sister.

You'd think Faran still holds some resentment-by-association.

 

[Dixieland Buckaroo]

It might not be direct, but Nick enabled, encouraged and broadcasted Faran's panty flashing toppling stream.

This was the moment, or at least the stream, that killed the lingering enjoyment I had for RekietaLaw. I was already skeeved out by the weird sex stuff creeping in, like him getting weird with Megan Fox (writer) of all people. I also don't remember if he shit on his kids before or after, but between that, calling out his wife's wrecked body, and eye fucking Faran while drunk on stream, and then defending the stream afterward... I was done.

Like a lot of others here, if I watch these days, it's to hate watch. Or more often, watch clips.