Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Third World Aristocrat]

This fucking asshole is trying to compare the danger of having bleach in the house to transforming your house into a cocaine den.
This kind of disingenuous logic won't work with any reasonable person.

 

[Owlbear]

Chrissie seems very uncomfortable at having to start reading the hate superchats. I'm more convinced she's dumb and didn't realize what she was getting into here.

If Chrissie Mayr were smart, her comedy would be funny. Instead, like Anna the dirt eater, she gets attention from being a girl on the internet. She can't write a joke, she's just a conservathot.

 

[Goatchoker]

This fucking asshole is trying to compare the danger of having bleach in the house to transforming your house into a cocaine den.
This kind of disingenuous logic won't work with any reasonable person.

I got so mad about that fukery. Misplaced bleach is not similar to the cocaine you fucking dented can.

“April lives really close by, we see each other a lot.”

I hate everyone in this.

 

[DuranceVile]

Just Rekieta fans being white trash lolbertarians

If Chrissie Mayr were smart, her comedy would be funny. Instead, like Anna the dirt eater, she gets attention from being a girl on the internet. She can't write a joke, she's just a conservathot.

She said "Marriage is temporary but a tattoo is forever", which probably says a lot more about her than she meant it to. Most of her funny jokes on FNT are stolen from chat. And the wall is coming for her pretty quick, so that's probably why she locked down a husband and had a baby so quickly.

“April lives really close by, we see each other a lot.”

I saw the chat explode after that. Nobody is buying any of this and Chrissie is getting roasted for just letting him spew bullshit.

 

[CreyZark]

If Nick was innocent of giving coke to his child, he would be on his knees begging for a fresh retesting of a hair sample and saying that the hair was actually his or from Kayla and that it was a mistake, but he can't do that because that would be admitting to being a coke head so the only conclusion I am left with is that he cares more about himself or he actually feeds his kids drugs instead of spaghettios like a responsible parent would.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

Either 1) Chrissie’s actual audience really hates Nick, or 2) Chrissie has next to no audience and almost all 1.2k viewers are only there to hate-watch Nick. I have never seen a chat so one-sided, they’re eviscerating him

 

[NostalgicJam]

Things are good with the wife, despite constant stress and stigma of charges.

But every public appearance of him is with April and not Kayla, am i missing something or is this just another lie from a lying liar who lies?

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

But every public appearance of him is with April and not Kayla, am i missing something or is this just another lie from a lying liar who lies?

Kayla was there at the tattoo convention too. She was seen with the two of them in news footage, it should be a ways back in the highlights.

 

[DuranceVile]

He actually went to the usual "I WISH I [was doing thing I'm accused of doing and obviously have done]" excuse when Chrissie finally nutted up and read a superchat asking about his hedonistic lifestyle. She's clearly very uncomfortable with the superchats. I think she's regretting doing this in real time.

"Going outside of your marriage... such a complicated topic... people have a lot of thoughts about what's going on at Chez Rekieta." And he says that he, Kayla, and April are "all friends." I think he's only bringing her up because @MNPublicRecords forced the issue by showing she got charged too.

Either 1) Chrissie’s actual audience really hates Nick, or 2) Chrissie has next to no audience and almost all 1.2k viewers are only there to hate-watch Nick. I have never seen a chat so one-sided, they’re eviscerating him

I'm inclined to think she doesn't have an audience, she just rides off the coattails of Gary's success.

 

[Sharpeteer]

I cannot believe she even has a spot on other people's shows. Such an awful interviewer, and is completely letting this cokehead child abuser control the show.

On one show she's a regular on:
>be silent for 15 minutes
>unfunny joke no one laughs at
>be silent/turn camera off for 10-15 minutes
>unfunny joke
>repeat x10

This interview:
>let cokehead child abuser run amok

You make everything you're involved in worse by simply being there.

 

[AltisticRight]

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This fucking asshole is trying to compare the danger of having bleach in the house to transforming your house into a cocaine den.
This kind of disingenuous logic won't work with any reasonable person.

This useless fucking faggot. I wrote an entire rant about dipshits trying to equivocate LOOSE BAGS OF COCAINE with dangerous household items. How the fuck is a normal child going to open a bottle of bleach? Freaks aside. If they saw the bottles being opened on TV then they know to not ingest it. That's how I learned to open those things. I also know skull and bones means don't ingest. Does loose baggies of Balldo's fine blow have ANY protection?

Dangerous chemicals like bleach are housed in special bottles that are very hard to open as a child. You have to push the cap down and use a lot of force.
Alright, I learned how to open one at 6 but I was a freak and by then I knew I wouldn't want to drink it. I was also met with Asian-styled discipline and all dangerous bottles were placed in a safe when my parents learned what I was curious of. Why? They're good parents.

Just fucking neck you useless skeleton faggot. You let your daughter test positive for cocaine in a hair follicle test. You are a neglectful parent and a menace.

 

[Taco Conspiracy]

If Nick does go to prison I think the bald look works for him, try and fit in with that "certain crowd" by telling them all his funny black jokes. Not like Nicky has a choice about his hair loss anyway. Just trying to help any way I can.

 

[Goatchoker]

Is he getting triggered?!?
Superchats will break him.

I hope he rages like foodie does.

ETA: no one wishes for children to be taken away but it was apparently necessary.

 

[AncientPhosphur]

I think I hate Nick’s smarmy (non practicing) lawyer talk the most. You can ask him if the sky is blue and he’ll sit there and try to get you to define blue before saying anything can be blue.

 

[Mike Stoklasas Spock Ears]

The sweeping has begun.

 

[Yandex Captcha Solver]

Is he getting triggered?!?
Superchats will break him.

Yes, these superchats have already broken him.

Still hoping this turns into the Ralph interview

 

[Sharpeteer]

The sweeping has begun.

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So she's compliant with this guy. Good to know.

 

[Truly Rural]

I hope he rages like foodie does.

Like Ralph raged at her ! I hope she giggles at a super chat.

 

[AltisticRight]

The sweeping has begun.

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Mop it up jan jan.

 

[RussianParasite]

I wonder if April and Kayla are super jealous of how hard Chrissy is sucking Nick off in this interview. New member of their degenerate circle?