Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 67 10.0%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    667
He isn't. He bought it when he had money and all the cool kids had one.
He's pretty regularly demonstrated he just buys the most expensive things possible regardless of actual quality or usefulness. Hence his super expensive webcam and audio setup that still looks and sounds amateurish, wagyu beef mac and cheese, and liquid cooling meme setup.

Definitely doesn't have a trust fund paying for his manchild ways though.
 
I could easily see him overpaying to buy something he's too stupid to use. The only real reason you'd want it for a system in normal use is if you're doing something ridiculously power intensive that generates a lot of heat, like mining crypto or rendering (high end) video, neither of which this ignorant faggot does.

I'm going to just assume he has no idea what he's talking about though.
Provided you've got the space in your PC case, all-in-one (AIO) CPU water coolers are no more difficult to install than fan-based coolers, just with a few more screws to mount the radiator. Quality ones capable of comfortably (and quietly) dealing with a 5950x's thermals (a still powerful, but hot-running CPU) can be had for $100-150 and be delivered overnight from Amazon. Once again, he's too lazy and incompetent to deal with a minor technical problem...

And as for a $3000 tablet, I mean, lord knows I understand the e-peen thing, but 64gb is sufficient for 4k video rendering, even if the memory is shared with the GPU. Assuming he'd do any rendering (which he won't as it would require effort). Maybe he thinks he'll need the extra memory to run AI porn generation software or something?

On the plus side it'll get immediately stolen or broken when he takes it to his dealer's house.

Honestly, given the way he loves overspending on tech he'll never use, I don't know why he doesn't just come out of the closet and celebrate pride month by ordering a $12,000 Mac Pro.
 
He's pretty regularly demonstrated he just buys the most expensive things possible regardless of actual quality or usefulness. Hence his super expensive webcam and audio setup that still looks and sounds amateurish, wagyu beef mac and cheese, and liquid cooling meme setup.
Pearls before cucks are such a waste.

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Nick is planning his next pointless purchase
This retard really is the perfect mark, he just repeats marketing terms thinking they make him sound clever and in the know. I've livestreamed from my fucking phone with no trouble, let alone my actual computer. In both cases it ran far better than Nicky's AI dillatium crystal wifesharing technology powered CPU.
Nick's a fag and a poser, a good fan system is more than enough to keep your pc cooled
If you asked Nick what CFM means he would say it stands for "Cucked, Fucked and Malding" units.
I haven’t kept up with consooming hardware in nearly a decade, but enthusiasts would use water as a coolant for overclocking their hardware to extreme levels. Think coolant in your engine. Eventually chipmakers caught on and sold normie all-in-one water cooling solutions which were decent but mostly used as status symbols by posers who wanted to look like they knew how to tweak their hardware for maximum performance. (So, Nick.)

Coolant/water is pumped through those white tubes.
Nick is the kind of (all too common) idiot who would install an AIO watercooler the wrong way and cause the eventual decay of coolant to end up with an AIO that pumps water mixed with air. Going tubes up on frontal and all that. Or even radiator below the pump. Then wonder why the thing sounds like a rattlesnake on bath salts.

Let's not even talk about custom loops because seeing him try to build one might be funnier than the cokestream. Probably more expensive too.
 
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This retard really is the perfect mark, he just repeats marketing terms thinking they make him sound clever and in the know. I've livestreamed from my fucking phone with no trouble, let alone my actual computer. In both cases it ran far better than Nicky's AI dillatium crystal wifesharing technology powered CPU.

If you asked Nick what CFM means he would say it stands for "Cucked, Fucked and Malding" units.

Nick is the kind of (all too common) idiot who would install an AIO watercooler the wrong way and cause the eventual decay of coolant to end up with an AIO that pumps water mixed with air. Going tubes up on frontal and all that. Or even radiator below the pump. Then wonder why the thing sounds like a rattlesnake on bath salts.

Let's not even talk about custom loops because seeing him try to build one might be funnier than the cokestream. Probably more expensive too.
Rekieta doesn't have coolant troubles. He is trying to delete things and change things and he is doing it way the fuck too late. His lack of technical ability is real but it is leading him to commit another federal crime. Silly fucking faggot.
Will it lead anywhere? No idea.
 
I just found something funny and weird. I think I may know how Redo of Healer made it onto Rackets radar? In this interview on Kino Casino in early 2022, Gator waxes poetic about the wonders of Redo and suggests that it was the reason that Ralph scotched Gator and Pantsu's idea of doing an anime review show. It was too much even for Revenge Pornographer Ethan Ralph! Did Rackets get into Redo because of Gator? Also keep in mind that Gator was the first person in Da Sektur that I recall Gabe Hoffman focusing his gaze upon.

ETA: Feel free to rate me late if this was in the Hoffman video already, I was too disgusted to make it more than halfway. Great job by him and Elissa, but I got the point pretty quick.


This goes to the moment when PPP starts asking him about it. 57:19

Transcript below. I do recommend listening though so you can hear Gator's sick glee in describing it. Sidenote: karma was instant as he also gloated about how Ralph could never dox him... and as I recall he was doxed before the end of the show.

PPP: okay here's a little bit of easier what ever happened so you were going to do a podcast with Ralph and

Pansu about anime whatever happened to that why did that stop happening uh

Gator: because the next episode I suggest the show I suggested to watch was Redo of Healer and I think it scared Ralph away

PPP: what the fuck is Redo of Healer?

Gator: uh it's it's basically just Rape the anime

PPP: rape the Okay can you describe some of the things that happen in this explain

Gator:
i'll explain the plot of Redo of Healer so this guy in this fantasy world discovers that he's the hero of healing like he has the best healing power in the world and they have to go and defeat like the demon king or whatever and so his power is like super important because he can heal people and heal people the best well he goes to the
castle and he thinks he's going to be like you know welcomed like all the other heroes but they see him as as
lesser than them and they end up like throwing him in a dungeon and and like molesting the shit out of him and raping him and just treating him like absolute. dog shit but then after years and years of torture and enslavement and being
forced to do just demeaned beaten raped forced to do all these terrible things he eventually figures out that he can go back into

PPP: Sounds like your life story by

the
Gator:
Well hey you and Surfer had a little bit of going on too man
PPP: let's go i got I got up in that ass i'm not going to lie don't be don't be ashamed of it don't be
ashamed it's all right you know you took it from Ralph surfer took it from me you know it's the circle of life the circle

of life it goes on and on

Gator: uh yeah the point is that he gets to redo he gets to redo his life and fix all of the [ __ ] and it basically what it boils down to is he like takes the princess brainwashes her rapes the [ __ ] out of her and goes around killing like all the people that wronged him

PPP: okay well well uh speaking about anime anime uh the entire crux of why you're
here like the the the first domino so to speak was you having your Gator um sorry
uh the anime Boomer Pod uh podcast on the a Gator Gamer uh YouTube channel
right you had Nick Rekieta on which obviously he wasn't happy about and
 
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How is Nick allowed to wish death on Elissa while streaming on Youtube and not get suspended or banned?
this is the lolcow minutiae shit you shouldn't be focused on. unless he says "KILL ALL NIGGERS AND TRANNIES AND FAGS AND HEIL HITLER" it's pretty tough to get banned after that late 2010s period of fuckery. nobody knows nick rekieta, anymore. nobody cares about him. VOX and BUZZFEED don't exist anymore to watchdog over tiny indiscretions. even the trannies aren't false flagging him for saying "gay" anymore. don't get stuck in the weeds.
 
this is the lolcow minutiae shit you shouldn't be focused on. unless he says "KILL ALL NIGGERS AND TRANNIES AND FAGS AND HEIL HITLER" it's pretty tough to get banned after that late 2010s period of fuckery. nobody knows nick rekieta, anymore. nobody cares about him. VOX and BUZZFEED don't exist anymore to watchdog over tiny indiscretions. even the trannies aren't false flagging him for saying "gay" anymore. don't get stuck in the weeds.
He has become irrelevant its been one hell of fall for Nick from Richs to Rags in terms of online donations. A shame his enabling parents won't cut him off of the trust found for poisoning their grand daughter with cocaine/starving her and her siblings.
 
I hope Nick's uncle died twice...
Fuck this faggot for the things he says to nice people like Elissa, Momma K and all.
I'll further say I hope his wife dies too. Before him. So he has to learn what a vacuum cleaner does and clean his house. And then his parents. They can go next. But leave the money to the Sunny the Dog Trust. Where only Sunny gets it all.
Then finally Nick. On camera. Gets killed on stream. Slowly. The more gruesome the better. Make it last a couple of hours or more. I'll let you use your imagination on how.

They are all useless garbage the World would be better without.
Fuck the Rekieta grown ups. All of them. They deserve nothing good
 
Pearls before cucks are such a waste.

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Aaron gave both Our Wife and Skelly that necklace.

Nick is the kind of (all too common) idiot who would install an AIO watercooler the wrong way and cause the eventual decay of coolant to end up with an AIO that pumps water mixed with air. Going tubes up on frontal and all that. Or even radiator below the pump. Then wonder why the thing sounds like a rattlesnake on bath salts.
He's just a spoiled dipshit who would buy new shiny manbaby gadgets instead of repairing or being content with what he owns.
- Electrolux washer/dryer combo, Swedish: swapped out with LG or Samsung, and he blames the entire nation of South Korea or the continent because of its capacity. It was something along the lines of "these Asian washing machines have too little capacity". It's the machine's fault, not the fact that he bought something on impulse with inadequate capacity.
- Some kind of AC adapter: he said why would anyone fix something if you can just buy a new one?
Because it makes total sense to spend over $50 for a good AC adapter that won't explode instead of using an old laptop adapter.
- He bought an EVGA 2080ti from scalpers and paid over 200 for a gay Xbox fridge. Aaron's red cuck fridge was probably cheaper and held more snacks for him replenish nutrients after he ploughed Our Wife's orifices. Oh, and Melton paid $1000 for that. Why invest in crypto or real estate when Aaron's touch would triple something's value (this doesn't work on KNUs which are fixed at $50 only).
- He needs a $2700 Wacom tablet to arrange OBS windows.
- He bought the same $1899 whatever Herman Miller Emboss chair that Lucas Roberts (Keffals) owns.

It's hard to believe this person is of XY chromosomes, male. Even women won't spend like this. A good handbag holds value (speedy 30s can still be sold for over $1000 now, special edition ones sell for more than retail), a 2080ti is worth $300 now, he paid $2500 or $2000. Most men with similar Dorknerd Warhammer 1488 whatever hobbies wouldn't mind a bit of DIY.

A lot of guys laugh at ladies paying $3500 for a silly handbag from Chanel but would purchase a $2000 graphics card they don't need which depreciates to less than $500 in 3 years. Sorry guys, that handbag is the empirically the better investment.

He's a pathetic manchild. Why can't he just fix his liquid cooler? Is loosening a few screws too hard? Take some Rugiet then.
 
A lot of guys laugh at ladies paying $3500 for a silly handbag from Chanel but would purchase a $2000 graphics card they don't need which depreciates to less than $500 in 3 years. Sorry guys, that handbag is the empirically the better investment.
Same applies with expensive cars. Taking out a loan for a car or fuck, leasing one, is something absolutely no one should do. Anyone who's financially well-off enough that $1000 a month on a car isn't a big deal, probably is rich enough to just buy it outright.
 
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