Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 67 10.0%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    667
I agree with all you said here, but let's just pause on the first one: He refers to his own children as fuck trophies. ok...

Now that we've seen his wife, I think fuck booby prize might be a more appropriate term.

I assumed anyone who talks about their “fuck trophies” would be one of those guys who ended up with a wife way out of their league, not a ham planet with two feet of height on them (plus several in girth)

She might be an enormous ham planet, but she's STILL way out of grifty's league.
 
If they've had to resort to making fun of Elissa's possible cancer, they've fallen to the level of Ethan Ralph the wife beating mother abusing convicted sex offender felon, and Nick Fuentes' America First pedophile organization when all they could say was, "You have cancer, Mr. Medicare! You're like some dying old man, Jim!" And Jim just laughed and retorted, "You eat poop!" That's all Elissa has to do if she wants to respond. "You regularly drugged your favorite daughter with cocaine, Nick. You abuse your kids. They had to take your kids away because you starved, endangered, and abused them." But I know Elissa will probably just take the high road and not let it bother her because she's an adult, unlike Nick. Having some of the most horrible people around wishing death on you is something to be proud of. And all she ever did was post unedited clips! All she did was hold the mirror up. It's like she showed him his own personal Picture of Dorian Gay and now he's decaying after seeing his true rotten depraved self.
 
If they've had to resort to making fun of Elissa's possible cancer, they've fallen to the level of Ethan Ralph the wife beating mother abusing convicted sex offender felon, and Nick Fuentes' America First pedophile organization when all they could say was, "You have cancer, Mr. Medicare! You're like some dying old man, Jim!" And Jim just laughed and retorted, "You eat poop!" That's all Elissa has to do if she wants to respond. "You regularly drugged your favorite daughter with cocaine, Nick. You abuse your kids. They had to take your kids away because you starved, endangered, and abused them." But I know Elissa will probably just take the high road and not let it bother her because she's an adult, unlike Nick. Having some of the most horrible people around wishing death on you is something to be proud of. And all she ever did was post unedited clips! All she did was hold the mirror up. It's like she showed him his own personal Picture of Dorian Gay and now he's decaying after seeing his true rotten depraved self.
The attacks on Elissa have also caused the rise of new a-logs white knighting for her and digging into Rekieta and all his associates without fear or favor. It's also horrified his inkaws once again. His egocentric spoiled childishness seems completely blind to how much his own inkaws hate him. For real, hate. Him.
 
I know Elissa will probably just take the high road and not let it bother her because she's an adult, unlike Nick.
Not to mention that waiting to find out if you have pancreatic cancer would have a way of making it very clear what matters and what does not. Nick doesn’t matter even a little bit. He has no power over himself or anyone except the hostages stuck living in his home. Elissa knows that. She also knows that there are thousands of people who see him for what he is. There’s no more reason to get upset with Nick for saying this shit than there is to get worked up over someone saying you have six heads. Okay, sure, now go away, Nicole.

It's also horrified his inkaws once again.
Where have Nick’s in-laws been responding to what he’s been saying to Elissa?
 
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Wtf is he doing? This is cringe-inducing.
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You know it's bad when even the wine aunts are telling him to stfu.
This is a man in his 40s. He's flirting like a 16-year-old who never touched a girl.
>Noticing shoes
>Describing them
What a total homosexual.
She said she sent him shoes? Well, the most sensible interpretation would be images of just that, shoes.
The least? Is this guy into used garments?
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We're at a stage where Skelly collecting used garments to satiate his addiction isn't labelled as schizoposting.
(Xia Anderson streams with skelly a lot, this isn't the woman he's gayly flirting with now.)

What is everyones guesses as to what the Thursday announcement from Kiki is going to be? Aaron was teasing like it was going to be atomic.
The way these guys are teasing it, it's going to be a nothingburger and it'll make everyone involved look like speds.
 
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What an absolute lowlife nigger shitbag.
I think this is a really thought provoking string of insults. It makes me reflect on what Nick and EVS are, people with mindsets straight out of the ghetto. They view the consequences of their own actions as an attack on them.

For the little wigger performance Nick played during his beef with July, you'd think he was just playing a part. No, Nick may not be aesthetically or financially a wigger, but spiritually Nick is the king of wiggers. A cocaine addict, who neglects his kids, abuses women, wishes death on others and yet sees all backlash as an unjust attack on him. He was not born be a lawyer, or live off a trust fund. He was born to commit petty crime, pump out kids, claim welfare and die a young man's death in the ghetto.
 
He’s typing like he’s drunk.
Whippet's causing his brain to missfire and him to fail to type properly.
Nick must have a bucket list that consists solely of acts that will humiliate his children. Imagine your fucking father showing his girly ass on social media the way Nick does.
The shame they must feel, my heart goes out to them. :sigh:
 
How do you know?
I don't talk to them directly but I talk to several other people who are local. Others do too, I mean others here, but it's reached a point now where either it will all come out soon or not matter and either way it's not my further information to drop yet. Rekieta is being quite coy too, picking and choosing what "complaint" to bitch about. It's more than one. That asshole has plenty of referrals against him and certainly not just from me.
Anyway this is turning into drip drip which is gay and retarded. Let's wait for the opening salvo from Gabe Hoffman and see what pops up next.
 
For real this thread is HUGE, it will indeed hit over 9000. I assume Chrischan's thread is the largest on the site? What are the top 3 threads I get the feeling that Nick is 3rd place.
I assume you mean 10,000. And yes, it is huge, even by major cow standards. Only comparison I can compare it to, from when I started going on this site, was when Ralph's thread got so big it was decided to turn it into an entire subforum, because by now if all of that had been contained in one thread it'd be probably 20,000 pages. But with Ralph, there's so many different sprawling topics and feuds to talk about that it makes sense to partition it all. Rekieta doesn't have too many orbiters left and most of those who do have their own communities that aren't complete overlapse with LawTube.
 
can someone remind me why nick is mad at elissaclips in the first place?
i dont understand the vitriol
Preserving evidence of wrong doing is worst possible thing. Otherwise without such public record he thinks he would get away with things. After all he spews massive amount of bullshit. And each time digging it up would be massive job. And he could easily censor any past streams...

Worst thing you can do with Nick is to expose him. Also see hate towards Aaron... Keeping mentioning Kayla and kids is purely performative.
 
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