Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.1%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.2%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    668
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"Oh you're that Rekieta fella I've heard so much about? The guy who plays with himself in his basement for a living? Well I'll be. My grandson goes to school with Drexel Jr!"
 
It's definitely more than twice since I didnt see the drex one but I'm pretty sure I've seen 1 or 2 times that a kid got on screen while nick was streaming but was facing away from the camera so you can only see hair. That was so long ago though so this reoccurrence feels odd to me.
I didn't know about the intervening times. Interesting. First time, whatever daughter that was, basically got full face doxed. Drex tried to cover her face, but it didn't work out.
 
I really, really do not like it when people I'm supposed to be friendly with start shitting on my site and my community. Dick did it too.

There's retards here but this place has my niggas. My niggas pay my bills and give me something to do. My niggas break the Internet. My niggas figure out how to connect to this shitheap after we've changed domains twice and kicked off clearnet for about three months at this point.

Nick and Dick were fun to chat to, but they ain't my niggas. Nobody individually will ever come close to doing what my niggas have done collectively.

I think KiwiFarms is a pretty cool guy. Eh eats pizza and doesnt afraid of anything.
 
Superchat just in from MarioCart13:

Nick "I don't cut ties with people. I let them cut ties with me." Also Nick "KiwiFarms is being mean to me so I don't want to talk to Josh anymore.

Nick got big mad. "DON'T PUT WORDS IN MY MOUTH, FAGGOT. I LIKE Josh."

Grap popcorn.
Yes, sounds like he's going to claim he's being being misrepresented, but it's the last topic so I guess I'll catch up on it tomorrow. He'll be having a Locals stream after as well. It seems a decent bet that the topic will flow to that as well and we will get an old-fashioned Locals seethestream.

The way Nick is talking about Null is indeed extraordinarily belittling to the point of being bizarre. I think Nick might believe that it is a way to bigdog him but it just sounds weird, like extremely so.

Nick also said about the claim that he's cutting ties something like "you can be mad that your Internet dad came up with that or whatever" and keeps emphasizing again how not mad he is so I'm increasingly thinking that this nails at least part of the dynamic:
Well Nick's always said he doesn't break-up with/disavow/burn bridges with people, people do that to him. My guess he's being annoying and retarded to try and get you to officially do that and then he can talk more shit and be like "Josh burned the bridge with me! I didn't burn it with him! I'm a good guy, I love everyone until they don't love me" or whatever retarded mental gymnastics he does. I don't think he believes he can get you to police the thread as others have guessed, so I don't think that's his intention. I think he wants to you officially break up with (disavow?) him like you did Juju. Breaking up isn't the best phrase but I'm at a loss for a better one right now.

Which brings me to:
I wonder if Rackets tried some of this mean girl shit on Legal Bytes? Would explain the rift a bit more than just multistream butthurt.
Same playbook. Nick baited the bridge burning by Legal Bytes while portraying himself as above the fray. After that, it came out there was all sorts of drama behind the scenes that he was being informed about.
 
The way Nick is talking about Null is indeed extraordinarily belittling to the point of being bizarre.
He is going to lie about the conversation he had with null so that if null reveals dms to clarify the truth, he is gonna play the victim card. He has already hinted as much by saying talking about his private conversation on mati is weird on nulls part.

Fucking slimeball.
 
He is going to lie about the conversation he had with null so that if null reveals dms to clarify the truth, he is gonna play the victim card. He has already hinted as much by saying talking about his private conversation on mati is weird on nulls part.

Fucking slimeball.
he will most likely say that Null missrepresented him and in a very condecendent way say that Null is tied to the farms and its negative views on Juju, drexel, vito, etc. Somehow making it look like he is right and Null is just "keeping us happy"
 
Nick wanted something he should have known was impossible to have; If we're being honest Null truely did give him as much as he could even without asking. Nick's easily the biggest lolcow of the year and josh didn't report on him for MATI even remotely as much as he could have. the Drexel stuff aside he's been absurdly lenient. Even if josh did do what nick wanted, it literally wouldn't have done shit. there's enough splinter sites to pick up the slack and now nick would have to deal with people that make Josh look like Warren Beatty. Josh knows this better than anyone, 8chan was a proof of concept website no one used until chris decided they can't talk about gamergate on his site and boom, suddenly 8chan was the biggest website on the planet. That's not also considering the fact that Josh's "don't touch poo" rule has helped every fucking lolcow more than they'd know.

Considering just this week another midwest middle aged loser just had to pay out 100x his life's savings because he got his ass handed to him in court vs a website that shit talked him. Nick should count his blessings people have to come here to talk about him instead of a pretty fucking good forum. turns out without that barrier between the users and the lolcow it can get fucked up really quickly, you wouldn't even realize how low someone will go to fuck with someone for a bit, child. There are stalkers out there that thrive on forcing lolcows into a court of law or tv court show. Nick is right up their alley too, middle aged and has too small of a fanbase to prevent being overrun. Its only 31 more days until October too.
 
He's talking about NULL RN
For the love of Christ. Someone just clip it. How is this real?
He's genuinely leaning into Null, a fairly sober man, having autism as a condition.

Oh, and now he's "highly manipulatable and... has an inability to rationally discern."

THE PROJECTION
Edit to add: "He's terrified of his own board and his own audience."
 
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he will most likely say that Null missrepresented him and in a very condecendent way say that Null is tied to the farms and its negative views on Juju, drexel, vito, etc. Somehow making it look like he is right and Null is just "keeping us happy"
I WAS RIGHT, Nick literally said this, that Null is obligated to agree and talk about whatever the farms says, also I find extremely funny that everything Rekieta is saying about Null can be said about himself and what he is doing currently regarding Masterson/Vito and Eric July.
Nick is so fucking predictable, I can't believe I nailed it

EDIT: apparently Null is terrified of us... oh no. Now after this victorious speech, Rekieta will go back to suck off Vito the pedo.
 
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“I AM NOT MAD JOSH!!! YOU ARE THE MAD ONE!!!” … he really is morphing into Ralph, alcohol and all :story:
They've all started to blend together it's kind of crazy

Everyone else is the mad ones
Everyone is lying about/misrepresenting them
Everyone else is mad about their internet daddy
All the bad things they or their associates admit to are jokes or they were drunk or high or it doesn't count

It's kind of fascinating I never thought about how similar they've all become
 
apparently Null is terrified of us... oh no.
Null could bitch out or straight up ban any one of us in a heart beat, and there's not a goddamned thing anybody can do about it. His house.

He's not because nobody here is doing anything wrong, and he has principles he sticks by.

Nick's real problem is...

I enjoy how Rekieta is trying to spin "sticking to your convictions" as a moral failing.
There it is.

There it is. Drexel's grooming story is just a joke guys! Despite Drexel clarifying it in a long ass paragraph to DEFEND himself is just a joke guys!!
Should we start a betting pool to see how long before Dick convinces commands him that Vito's very real pro-MAP tweets are a figment of our collective imaginations?
 
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