Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 67 10.0%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    667
UNHINGED STALKER Nick Rekeita continues to contact his victim Aaron Imholte despite the restraining order!
He also reposted the alleged user who created the Aaron compilation, tagging Aaron Imholte in the process. I don't know if that could be considered a form of contact, but it's worth archiving.

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Of course he does. If he goes to jail he can be free of driving MUH KEEDS, free of cooking slop for his pilled out crackhead wife, free of all their endless demands for attention and responsibility--and he'll surely find drugs there. And while in outward denial, in jail he can enjoy being 'forced' into homosexual encounters. With no prying eyes of clippers and xitters, he can immerse himself into his new role as pass-around manpuss twink. And knowing Nick, he thinks he can emerge from jail with some street cred and embark on a whole new reinvented tough guy shtick.

I suspect it will work out as well for him as it did for StyxQueerhammer666 who emerged from that traumatic weekend in a New Orleans jail surrounded by dark meat, with a clearly broken mind.
I like the theory that Nick wants to escape his domestic life so bad he's breaking laws and trying to intentionally get arrested, but Kandy Yoshi county is either too stupid or too corrupt to send him to jail, it's very funny.
 
I like the theory that Nick wants to escape his domestic life so bad he's breaking laws and trying to intentionally get arrested, but Kandy Yoshi county is either too stupid or too corrupt to send him to jail, it's very funny.
I think it's all subconscious of course. Whether it's being forced by daddy government to comply, losing so many viewers that he forfeits his competition with Kurt, or by nitrous use B12 deficiency affecting his legs, all of Nick's behaviors somehow result in him falling to his knees. Right where he wants to be.
 
What I'm learning from this whole debacle is that if you live in Cadi Yoshi County, you'd be wise to avoid cooperating with their prosecution office as a witness. After they strike their sweet plea deal with the defense, they'll turn a blind eye as you're harassed, accused of criminal conduct, and even targeted through your employer — (just like what happened to the nanny).
 
Take pleasure in this: any time you shitpost about Nick, there is a non-zero chance he literally is punching himself in the face when he reads it. Contemplate this and craft your shitposts appropriately.

Did you ever wish you could literally punch someone in the face over the Internet?

Here's your chance.
Nick Rugieta slipped a rugieta in Aaron’s drink and mounted him in his sleep, that’s why “sex with him became….less consensual” in Nicks own words
 
That’s true. However, Rekieta has already expressed that, in his view, good lawyering involves raising every possible argument that could help defend a client and seeing what sticks.
It figures :really: would have the same professional ethics as Saul Goodman.

Edit: Rackets is dumb enough to think that's a compliment, but unlike the fictional scumbag Saul Goodman, irl scumbag :really: didn't care enough about his clients to show up in court to defend them :shit-eating:
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Nick Rugieta slipped a rugieta in Aaron’s drink and mounted him in his sleep, that’s why “sex with him became….less consensual” in Nicks own words
Only Nick would consider openly and publicly admitting to getting raped in the shitter by a doughboy like Aaron somehow being an own.

"Less consensual" = Aaron splooged in my butthole while I squirmed and struggled weakly.
 
Pawverbs x Accleration = Force
Potentially Criminal Sean gets a verified account for posting legal explanations on matters to help provide credible knowledge into the discussion

Uses verified account to make nonstop goofy dad jokes

Edit: I am not upset at it, I find it makes his goofy jokes even funnier
 
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There's still time for Nick to become a school shooter.

Aaron's kids would be his likely target.

No, that's gotta be too extreme an idea. Even he wouldn't go that far.
I hope.
I think Nick is family annihilator if he's going to do anything violent. If Nick still homeschools I'm sure somebody will count it as a school shooting in the statistics, though.
 
What I'm learning from this whole debacle is that if you live in Cadi Yoshi County, you'd be wise to avoid cooperating with their prosecution office as a witness. After they strike their sweet plea deal with the defense, they'll turn a blind eye as you're harassed, accused of criminal conduct, and even targeted through your employer — (just like what happened to the nanny).
Well, we don't know that yet given that the HRO just happened. Thus far, Nick is not handling it very well. The situation could rapidly deteriorate for him. Just as Nick went bitching to the Stern's County prosecutor repeatedly, Aaron could now be doing the same to KandyAss County Sheriff (or Stern's County Sheriff if the order issued by Stern's requires that). He would certainly have cause given the issuance of the HRO, and with Nick even going as far as to ignore the most basic no contact provisions by tagging Aaron on Twitter (I am not even considering Nick talking about Aaron).

I do agree in general that Minnesota seems like a pretty faggot ass state though. I am not impressed by any of this. I am also very thankful Tim Waltz is not currently my Vice President. As Pippa would say: Bullet dodged.

(No offense to anybody here that lives in Minnesota, but your state is gay... I'm sorry).

EDIT: Elaboration.
 
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