Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.7%
  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 95 14.2%
  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 209 31.2%
  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.1%
  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 68 10.1%
  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%

  • Total voters
    670
I’m not going to call it good strategy and would hope a lawyer is being sought. That said, there is decent irony here. Nick has been suggesting plans of life ruination through the courts, which has been speculated to include pro se action in order to harm his enemies financially. But somehow Aaron is striking first and wasting Nick’s (parents’) money. I don’t know what risk if any there is to Aaron besides just not having an RO and I’m sure he doesn’t have fuck you money. This might be a low risk small chance of high reward type of deal. And as always win-win for the farms.
 
Hope this is used against nick in a case for the RO.
Best friend of Nick believes he'd kill the man if he could.
Don't forget, pedophile acting in concert with Nick to harass Aaron as part of a coordinated campaign, including sexually harassing Aaron's children with pedophilic content to a wide audience.
Is there any reason for him to? There seems to be no downside to not paying. Who cares if they slap interest on top if you're never going to pay?
They're not usually going to violate your probation over an unpaid traffic ticket, but they could. The fact that it is obviously willful and contumacious indicates his utter contempt for the rule of law.

Nick is a criminal piece of shit. A functioning society would smack this turd down.
- Aaron puts eggs and Italian seasoning into his burgers while using lean meat (90/10). WHAT?!
This is an abomination. Wtf does he think a hamburger is, meat loaf on a bun?
 
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(I am actually surprised the Lolcow Salon doesn't get more milage out of Nick. He's like the perfect example of a misogynist).
Nick is too perfect of an example of a misogynist. As a man who thinks that word is overused it makes me uncomfortable to see Nick in action against women so I imagine it would be no fun for our Gorls to go in depth about it.
 
Local copy of Balldo - a song about Nick Rekieta by Songs in the Key of CWC:
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This version is great, thanks for sharing Songs in the Key of CWC.

I saw this get uploaded like four days ago.
Preservetube:

I know the AI is not perfect on the video, but I'm still laughing like an idiot.
 
Forgot to mention, it's not stated in the documents but that move got him stuck with Judge Pearson.
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Oh Nicky! Say hello to your new Dad!
 
He probably just didn’t want another woman as a judge overseeing his case.
Now what reason would he have for requesting to remove another female judge???? I get it that it is his right, but why other than she is a woman.
Forgot to mention, it's not stated in the documents but that move got him stuck with Judge Pearson.
Pearson, whom @MNPublicRecords says is the replacement judge, went to Rekieta's law school. That could go both ways for Nick (or neither). He was also a judge for a domestic violence court (potentially inclined to appreciate Nick's rage over "harm" done to his "lady"), a public defender, and a criminal defense attorney. But also as a man likely around 50, Nick might think him better than an older woman (who last year also joined JAMS, which oversees arbitration and mediation efforts) who might not find the funny in boys just being boys when harassing/ wishing death on each other, or might be less likely to sympathize with online "hijinks."

Or he just hates women because 99% of them can smell the smarm and he's afraid of them.
 
Not paying him would be so unreasonably stupid I can't imagine Nitrous Nick not doing it.
One might assume that your house; mortgage, property tax, whatever it is, that'd be a priority one. Not for Nick, now realize you're just some YouTuber who helped Nick get some petty jab at his former boyfriend... not exactly high on that list of shit Nick may want to pay.

Seriously hoping dude can put a mechanic's lien on Nick's house. He did work, but different state so small claims may be out of the question. Mechanic's Lien, God's Gift to being petty and getting paid.
 
Or he just hates women because 99% of them can smell the smarm and he's afraid of them.

99% strikes me as much too high a number here. If you look at the diehard balldo washers who defend Nick through thick and thin, refusing to believe all the evidence and insisting Nick did nothing wrong, an awful lot of them are women. There might even be more women than men?
 
99% strikes me as much too high a number here. If you look at the diehard balldo washers who defend Nick through thick and thin, refusing to believe all the evidence and insisting Nick did nothing wrong, an awful lot of them are women. There might even be more women than men?
Wine Aunts are the Fujoshi of Older, Post Wall Sloots. They like Rugeita because they're degens.
 
Nope, it's Frank again.

Oh come on, as if Chief Felt, Aleisha Sweep, and Deputy Josh Mo[o]nson weren't enough, now the lead writer's just spoiling the series finale months in advance:

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This simulation has officially jumped the shark, is there anything else on?


Was Nick's phone number known before this?

It's been around, but has he also been in the habit of showing his ass this much as far as his broadband setup goes?

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Now I know nothing of tech beyond typing this on a decade-old potato running Temple OS, but just generally speaking, wouldn't you think a guy with so many secrets to hide - including but not limited to bodycam footage that he's had so readily at his fingertips as to have shown off segments on his phone to people at Juju's wedding - just might find it prudent to do anything and everything on a VPN from Timbuktu? Leaving aside how he and the boomerwalker just narrowed the list of potential attack vectors to some non-zero degree, he also just narrowed down a means of potentially identifying any sock accounts he's been operating (here and elsewhere), and more importantly he just narrowed down the number of providers that LEOs could target with any search warrant activity in the unlikely event that the whole Google exfil thing wasn't all a werk from the get-go. FFS man, even piggertits in a xannied haze knows to have better opsec than that, and that's saying a lot. For shame...
 
99% strikes me as much too high a number here. If you look at the diehard balldo washers who defend Nick through thick and thin, refusing to believe all the evidence and insisting Nick did nothing wrong, an awful lot of them are women. There might even be more women than men?
Maybe women were the real misogynists all along? :thinking:
Wine Aunts are the Fujoshi of Older, Post Wall Sloots. They like Rugeita because they're degens.
Perhaps I should say the women that are terminal fuckups who hate seeing anyone happy.
 
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