Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

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Why is Nicholas Rekieta offline?

  • He's spending time with his family, NERDS.

    Votes: 72 10.8%

  • He pissed hot and he's in trouble!

    Votes: 94 14.1%

  • Yet another "family incident" happened.

    Votes: 208 31.2%

  • His lawyer ordered him to shut up.

    Votes: 175 26.2%

  • He's busy procuring the 5k LOCALS gift.

    Votes: 67 10.0%

  • He's dead.

    Votes: 51 7.6%
  • Total voters
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Aside from all the other bullshit. I cant imagine growing up with parents as boring as Nick and Kayla. Kayla's hobbies include musical theater and benzos with Star Trek. Nick is a simple coomer and consoomer.

Aaron and April were somehow more interesting. Aaron did some boxing and April was into bow hunting.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Well, nobody should introduce skelly to 3D printing and a particular soft type of filament called TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), which is flexible.
He's going to steal the balldo.stl model from here and then print that as the 5k LOCALS gift. All of you who gave him money deserves it and should wear it for your Sins of paypiggery. :really:
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OT, but TPU is particularly finnicky to print: slow, no retraction settings, insane amount of stringing, layer adhesion issues out of the ass, no real way to effectively post process.

What I'm trying to say is that even tuning to print TPU is more work than Nick has done in his life. Not even for all the world's balldos would he do it. It's more cost and time efficient for him to get a mold and prototype it with the .stl posted in the meme thread.

Yes this is advice Nick should follow, you 5 thousand paypiggies are getting a fucking balldo.
 
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Funniest thing for me to think about in regards to the 5k locals g(r)ift, is the chance of how many of those locals members changed their address in this time, or may when Nick eventually gets around to it. The logistical pain in the ass he has to deal with, the chance that shipping goes wrong and he has to pay fees, etc..
He created a nightmare for himself entirely built off his hubris, and its inescapable. He could dodge the jail, shitface his way through probation, but that 5k locals g(r)ift will haunt him forever.
Or for however long his relevancy continues, given i strongly doubt even half of that 5k even continues to pay attention to his locals anymore.
 
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SigmaBalls said:
Funniest thing for me to think about in regards to the 5k locals g(r)ift, is the chance of how many of those locals members changed their address in this time, or may when Nick eventually gets around to it. The logistical pain in the ass he has to deal with, the chance that shipping goes wrong and he has to pay fees, etc..
He created a nightmare for himself entirely built off his hubris, and its inescapable. He could dodge the jail, shitface his way through probation, but that 5k locals g(r)ift will haunt him forever.
Or for however long his relevancy continues, given i strongly doubt even half of that 5k even continues to pay attention to his locals anymore.
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But who gets CGoody’s nonexistent imaginary 5k g(r)ift? Swept to death, and he did it for free.
 
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AltisticRight said:
Well, nobody should introduce skelly to 3D printing and a particular soft type of filament called TPU (thermoplastic polyurethane), which is flexible.
He's going to steal the balldo.stl model from here and then print that as the 5k LOCALS gift. All of you who gave him money deserves it and should wear it for your Sins of paypiggery. :really:
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You can actually print TPE as well the kind used for making sex dolls lol. got a small roll here I used to print test tube gaskets.
 
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Seems Nick isn't just publicly quiet.
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SaltyFanta said:
That's something that really concerns me. A while back Nick talked about how he wishes his parents were more sexually open around him. As well he's made comments that having a parent doing online pornography would actually be normal and comfortable for kids, with the kids knowing about it.

I'm not saying he's doing this, or is interested in this definitively. But what concerns me is if there's some kind of area of interest in 'open family' fetishism, which is an intersection of exhibitionism, incest and pedophilia fetishism.
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Looking at their very mentally stable faces, I'm surprised they weren't more sexually open around him :really:
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Problem with kids wanting to be streamers, is if there's little to no talent or something to draw people in, it's a rough uphill battle. If Nick didn't ruin his life, he could've made connections and pulled some strings for them. But no kid is gonna want to sit in front of a camera and be "Nick Rekieta's Kid." He'll have a larger ban list than DSP's Kick channel (over 7,000 bans).

As an aside, a friend of a friend, dude has a son who's deep on the spectrum and... for lack of a better term, I guess I can say is he's training to become a professional sped-runner. Kid and his dad went to a GDQ event (not sure which), but in talking to my friend, gave him the "he needs to protect his kid, there are trannies everywhere and they're dangerous." They're good, religious, Protestant types, and if sped-running is something the kid can do and make a living, by all means... but I do worry that part of their upbringing is they're not gonna have the fortitude to hurl slurs or bare fangs if the need arises.

I get why streaming and shit is popular, but parents need to watch out for their kids, and steer them to anything else. There are plenty of fair and honest small timers; but there's little to no fair and honest big timers.
 
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AnOminous said:
So does anyone know what Minnesota considers "community service?"
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This seems to be a generalized list of Minnesota state recognized community service handlers/officiators: here

Odds are Nick is in some bread kitchen slopping out some gruel for the homeless. (On the 1% chance he's doing his community service)
 
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