Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[John Andrews Stan]

Odds are Nick is in some bread kitchen slopping out some gruel for the homeless.

He probably asked if he could “teach” them about streaming and polyamorous relationships instead.

 

[Stiffy]

Does anyone remember that swinger Canadian couple Nick and Kayla hung out with? I wonder what happened to them? They probably have some interesting stories to tell.

 

[SaltyFanta]

Looking at their very mentally stable faces, I'm surprised they weren't more sexually open around him
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Wow Nick's Dad looks a lot like him, he really inherited a lot from his Dad, and somehow Kayla inherited the crazy eyes from his Mom.

 

[Vibralldo]

Wow Nick's Dad looks a lot like him, he really inherited a lot from his Dad, and somehow Kayla inherited the crazy eyes from his Mom.

It's probably Freudian

He's attracted to women looking like his mom

 

[Melty Butter]

Does anyone remember that swinger Canadian couple Nick and Kayla hung out with? I wonder what happened to them? They probably have some interesting stories to tell.

They're mainly Bob and Celeste's friends if we're talking about the same people. Larissa's FB is filled with some very odd stuff.

(Above is from different posts. Pic on the left is from Celeste's FB. Pic on the right are comments from Larissa's FB.)

 

[SigmaBalls]

They're mainly Bob and Celeste's friends if we're talking about the same people. Larissa's FB is filled with some very odd stuff.

(Above is from different posts. Pic on the left is from Celeste's FB. Pic on the right are comments from Larissa's FB.)

jesus all of these people are filthy fucking swingers aren't they?
imagine being one of the grandkids and having to see posts like this on the daily. Is this just normal for people who use facebook?

 

[Tiki_Fox]

Going Back to 5k gift. Really was he just a lazy asshole? How hard is to get a company to make five thousand whiskey glasses with a logo on them?

 

[Obnoxious Asshole]

This seems to be a generalized list of Minnesota state recognized community service handlers/officiators: here

Odds are Nick is in some bread kitchen slopping out some gruel for the homeless. (On the 1% chance he's doing his community service)

No trash pickup/groundskeeper work? Very disappointing
My community service was awesome, I was a groundskeeper at a national cemetery.

 

[Shagedan]

Going Back to 5k gift. Really was he just a lazy asshole? How hard is to get a company to make five thousand whiskey glasses with a logo on them?

Apparently it’s the hardest thing in the fucking world. The only thing harder is sending out 5 thousand emails to people asking for a shipping address, which a while back Nick claimed was totally infeasible and uneconomical to do.

 

[AnOminous]

No trash pickup/groundskeeper work? Very disappointing
My community service was awesome, I was a groundskeeper at a national cemetery.

Back in my misspent youth, I got to direct traffic. I thought this was pretty questionable. You mean, my punishment for driving drunk is I have to tell other people how to drive?

 

[SkuSucka]

No trash pickup/groundskeeper work? Very disappointing
My community service was awesome, I was a groundskeeper at a national cemetery.

if Minnesota has Adopt-a-Highway he could get approved to work with them cleaning highways; the real issue is it's on Nick to meet, set up and get his community service schedule approved by his PO/the State, so he's probably still in the process of getting it set up.

As an aside it's a damn good thing he doesn't live in Dakota county, Mn I saw they have a "teaching children", "help new parents navigate the system", and a "help sexual abuse and trafficking victims" charities that are listed by the county as community service handlers. Could you imagine the horror of Balldo in a sex trafficking group home?

 

[Vibralldo]

jesus all of these people are filthy fucking swingers aren't they?
imagine being one of the grandkids and having to see posts like this on the daily. Is this just normal for people who use facebook?

No wonder Nick thinks this is all normal and is pissed at people for calling him out on it

 

[AnOminous]

if Minnesota has Adopt-a-Highway he could get approved to work with them cleaning highways; the real issue is it's on Nick to meet, set up and get his community service schedule approved by his PO/the State, so he's probably still in the process of getting it set up.

They should turn community service into a renewed version of the stocks. They should advertise where the freaks are and when they're going to be there, and they can have vending booths where they sell tomatoes, piles of dog shit, and other detritus so you can buy piles of it and hurl them at a fucking freak like Nick.

I would just drive by all day long throwing tomatoes and dog shit in his face. Fucking asshole!

 

[Kheapathic]

Back in my misspent youth, I got to direct traffic. I thought this was pretty questionable. You mean, my punishment for driving drunk is I have to tell other people how to drive?

Growing up, the local county library always had a new set of "volunteers." Pretty sure they were drunk and disorderly charges, but every few weeks, different set of women. Not sure what the guys did.

 

[AnOminous]

Growing up, the local county library always had a new set of "volunteers." Pretty sure they were drunk and disorderly charges, but every few weeks, different set of women. Not sure what the guys did.

I always wondered whether there were drunk and orderly charges, or entirely sober but completely disorderly charges. I think it was bigotry to charge people with drunk and disorderly. How else are you supposed to be when drunk?

Scandinavian incel prudes suck.

 

[SkuSucka]

they can have vending booths where they sell tomatoes, piles of dog shit, and other detritus so you can buy piles of it and hurl them at a fucking freak like Nick.

And if they donate all that money to public works projects they could probably cut taxes by a few % points. Who knew public Balldo mockery could fix the economy?

 

[Sneed on Cloud 9]

After watching a video on YouTube, something caught my eye in my algorithm. A video by MrSen. The only reason I know who this guy is due to a couple of Elissa Clips. Also, he's mentioned he was involved on Kiwi Farms during WeebWars. I checked out his channel. It was not my cup of tea. Didn't think about this guy for several months. I thought ' what the hell, why not?' I clicked on the video and watched it. The video is called, "The TRUTH about Rekieta Law, Aaron Imholte & Kiwifarms." Proceeded to click on it and let's say I wasn't too impressed. This guy is a Baldowasher.

Spoiler: Transcript

The reason there's so many mentions of Nick Rekieta, to be fair to Aaron, is not all because of Aaron. It's because of the Kiwi Farmers that went into his chat, all right?
To be fair, let's distribute it per- and I know Nick Squad ain't gonna like this,
because the narrative we have to do is Aaron is completely obsessed, which he is to an extent, all right? Not taking that away, but I'm going to say that 4,000 plus times,
Best believe at least half of that shit were from Kiwi Farmers that obsess with Nick Rekieta almost as much, if not more so, to a weird, concerning degree of where they'll take pictures of his ass and post them on their website and think they're cool for doing it. Like, let's call a spade a spade, I'm not looking to get promotion from you weirdos, I'm not looking to be your friend like Aaron was because I know what you guys do to the people you champion in a week, They're like, mincemeat the next one, and the irony in all this is you think you're using them when they're the ones using you for all the dirty work. You get all the archives, you get all the weird shit, and you do all the collages and then we post them for our channels. The irony in Kiwi Farms is that they think they're the cool guys when we're the ones using them.
They think, oh, these people are so disposable. They're like a bad fucking woman that you use for sex and then the woman will think that, actually, I used that guy.
It's like, no, we're not calling you back, weirdos. I feel like Aaron and Rekeita's cock-holed nature was really exposed when they weren't willing to disassociate. Like, they were willing to stick by Kiwi Farms until they got fucking destroyed by them.
Right? That's the pathetic part of all this. And that's where Rekieta and Aaron's fucking cock-holed rebeats. Never trust a farmer, never trust Kiwi Farms, always use them as a freaking tool. They're the equivalent of a fucking woman. They don't know what they want. They're mentally unstable. Holy fucking shit. Only a mentally unstable group of people would harvest the nudes of another man in their forum for the quote-unquote lulz and still have the cojones to think that they're alphas or some kind of weird sigmas. It's like, no, bro, alphas and sigmas do not do the weird obsessive shit you do. And effectively, though, I don't know, this could have been a 20-D chess move. Kiwi Farms coming to obsess in Aaron Emholt's chat just so Aaron Imholte can take the heat and look like a fucking loser that's obsessed with Rekieta.
All these super tips, super chats, words in Aaron's chat, all the championing was for nothing, too. This guy got dropped by Kiwi Farms immediately because he's a fucking loser. But he's so, so into the idea of validation from freaks on a forum made by Josh Moon that I guess it was worth it, right, Aaron? And now he's taking this weird legal strategy, which I swear to fucking God, if he fucking had a call with, like, potentially criminal about this, this would be the cringest shit ever. Potentially criminal. Hey, Aaron, you know what you can do? You can sew dick and you can play, you can use the law. It's like, dude, why is it so fucked up that I could actually see Sean doing that? Oh, because Sean hangs out on Kiwi Farms almost as much as these mentally unstable people. So again, I just don't put it past him. Dude, my cap on being on the forums was like 20, 20 years old. And I'm like, fuck this shit. All right, fuck this shit. The last time I went back was when I was like 20 for a brief period, too. And that's about it. I don't know what these 40, 30 people with gray in their beard men are doing on that fucking forum. If you're not just if you're literally conversing with these mentally ill individuals, I got to question your sanity as well.
I got to question you as well. You're probably a weirdo like them as well. OK, and you probably have skeletons that unfortunately we haven't been able to reveal
because as destiny has proved, it's very, very hard unless you got a good hacker on your side. But again, you know, it's just kind of reading between the lines, man. Fucking old people shouldn't be doing this shit. I mean, look at Nick, too. Nick fuck with these people, too. And look what the fuck we found about him.
Nick was a perfect example, too. If you guys want to say no, these people are respectable, stop attacking them. OK, let me use a more bitch made example for you guys than you can understand. Nick Rekieta fuck with these people and look at what kind of a freak he turned out to be. Jesus fucking Christ. Point is, if you're old and you're fucking with Kiwi Farms, you're probably a freak. And if you haven't been exposed yet, hide the skeletons even more because if you ever do, it'll probably be pretty fucking bad on levels of this guy getting destroyed or even worse.

After watching the entire video, I was wondering why he hates Kiwi Farms. Out of curiosity, I took a look at him on here and oh brother. He's a into loli.

If you want to see more, check out this, this and this. Head's up. It's NSFW.

EDIT: He's into loli.

 

[Potentially Cat Mom]

Can’t get the embed code for some reason. But this Leo guy has done another video. I thought he was full of shit last time but Aaron did end up being found in violation. However the title of this is like what? lol https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zTX13Dc1JQY

 

[Swole McPole]

And I keep coming back to no mention of ever doing family things that are local and casual. Or the kids running around outside. No taking the dog for a walk, grilling out, playing kickball or touch football on the flat expanse behind the home. No playground stuff on the property. No hikes on the 8 billion trails in Minnesota, no leaf-peeping up North, no canoeing or picnicking as a family, no camp-outs in the backyard...nothing.

One of the things that struck me as oddest about the Rekieta's was their desire to take holidays *away* from their kids. Family holidays have always been one of the best things about having a family. Whether you're camping in a cheap tent or a caravan in the middle of nowhere, or staying in a swank hotel in a posh European city doesn't matter at all. The point is the memories you make together. They're the things that bind you together as a family and stay with you all of your life.

And while I never would have suggested such a thing, if I had done, my wife would have shot me down in a wink. She wouldn't have entertained the idea for a moment. I suppose I can just about see the appeal if you married really young, had multiple kids very early and child rearing might have been hard. You're in your late 20's, grabbing a long weekend away while the kids stay with their grandparents is just about comprehensible. But actual holidays? A week or longer away without your children just says to me that you hate your fucking kids. You see them as an imposition. You're with them because you're obligated, not because you want to be.

And children aren't stupid. They absolutely pick up on that stuff. I feel so damn sorry for those children.

Hiking hmmm they don't seem like the hiking type

Probably going dogging.

 

[Sneed Force One]

If someone can catch a photo of Nick with a litter picker, trash bag and hi-vis on, that would be like the KiwiFarms version of the Pulitzer Prize for Feature Photography.