Nicholas Robert Rekieta / Rekieta "Law" / Actually Criminal / @NickRekieta - Polysubstance enthusiast, "Lawtuber" turned Dabbleverse streamer, swinger, "whitebread ass nigga", snuffs animals for fun, visits 🇯🇲 BBC resorts. Legally a cuckold who lost his license to practice law. Wife's bod worth $50. The normies even know.

[Vibralldo]

The Kurt watching will continue:

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Nick should just rename himself Rekieta Cooking with Kurt because he covers that more than law at this point

 

[dustnight]

The Kurt watching will continue:

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Why is Kurt boiling Balldo in the thumbnail?

 

[Soapmore]

If Nick had any sense he'd learn to Get Back At The Kiwis by just reading this thread with an eye to what to put on his videos. We're already paving the way for him but he refuses to see it. Just from the last few hours here Nick would have his single most viewed video in ages:Watch Me Pull A Bottle Out Of My Ass, and Other Topics. He'd kill it with that one. But no, he's stuck with his wetbrain logic and linear thoughts of how a cokehead boomer does revenge.

 

[AltisticRight]

Who lives in Minnesota?
That's your tax dollars at work. The system is totally incompetent and rot starts from the top.

From cops being slammed with over a hundred years because they were not trained properly to deal with potential criminals suffering a concussion, where likely the money went to nagging dipshits on the road instead of cleaning the streets of Chinese/Indian lab fentanyl sellers to all the bullshit being displayed here. What's the point of releasing the call link publicly if nobody is allowed to join?

Do they know how Zoom works? There are breakout rooms that anyone can rejoin. The only way to change this would be to get a new link with a new passcode, unless things have changed since 2024. Zoom is one of the easiest conferencing applications out there. WebEx and teams are more fiddly. They can't even use that.

What a shithole. How are they spending their budget?

>My fellow criminals
He sounds like an utter fag.

 

[Himedall All-seeing Waifu]

Is this now one of these "the beatings will continue until morale improves" sort of things?

Doesn't seem to be working very well.

Best guess? Weeding out all those but the sycophants who will create an echo chamber of flattery to please his narcissim.

 

[AnOminous]

Is this now one of these "the beatings will continue until morale improves" sort of things?

Doesn't seem to be working very well.

Kurt's views rise. Nick's views plummet.

Imagine this menacing crazy face trying to force you to eat whatever the fuck that is on that plate.

It would be legal to shoot someone trying to force that down your throat.

He buys Wagyu at Walmart.

How do you say something like that? That is not something that is possible to do.

>My fellow criminals
He sounds like an utter fag.

There's a reason for that.

 

[john marston]

Imagine this menacing crazy face trying to force you to eat whatever the fuck that is on that plate.

It would be legal to shoot someone trying to force that down your throat.

That looks like prison food. Like really? He claims to enjoy cooking. How does he make shit that looks that bad? I understand that most food never looks very good photographed, but still.

Edit: It's like that meme from Spongebob: It's a liquid! It's a solid! ...It's a lolsquid!

 

[AnOminous]

That looks like prison food. Like really? He claims to enjoy cooking. How does he make shit that looks that bad? I understand that most food never looks very good photographed, but still.

He literally claimed that vomit was something he made out of wagyu beef. This is his usual stupidity where if he thinks he spent a lot of money on something it means it's high quality. He is the dumbest moron of all time.

 

[Third World Aristocrat]

The Kurt watching will continue:

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Either the social media expert, Nicholas Rekieta, is completely lost on how to acquire viewers on YouTube, or the more probable truth is that he is a trust fund baby who does not need to work to make a living. His strategy for returning to live streaming is baffling.

He himself has said that streaming consistently is the main strategy in the business. He is obviously not doing that—he has only streamed three times this entire month. Furthermore, his current choice of "themes" for his streams centers around his own personal drama and slap fights with more successful streamers.

That might be a personal opinion, but even as a failure, he is not as entertaining as he once was. Nowadays, I feel more disgust and repulsion toward him; in every appearance, he comes across as slimy, toxic and boring. Even hate-watching is no longer entertaining. Although, that might just be a personal thing.

 

[Peace Through Power]

Best guess? Weeding out all those but the sycophants who will create an echo chamber of flattery to please his narcissim.

I think he is trying to shift the focus of the detractors to Kurt. Same as Null suggested with the Dear John stream

 

[Friend of Dorothy Parker]

Hazelden costs a LOT of money. Why would someone who isn't an addict spend all that money to attend a rehab? Imagine all the cocaine he could buy with that money! The top plans they have are in five or six figures, literal celebrity amounts.

Why would a fun guy like Nick waste money like that that could be spent on cocaine?

Insurance will pay. Or he could use that PPP loan he scammed. Or his kids' college education non-funds. Or the money he leveraged by removing so much of it from his bank account that he couldn't even pay a Stoney's tab.

And plus he's a baller: he buys cheesy art, ill-fitting suits, ties he can't tie, vintage trucks to let rot in the yard, Walmart wagyu, Mustangs he can't drive, corrective surgery for his wife's busted body, abortions for friendly & poverty-stricken purely no-touch entertainment strippers, the finest coke bricks you can find when dipping out of a Chinese restaurant to meet clients when in Minneapolis, all-star northeast St. Paul suburban mall-office legal representation...I mean, need I go on?! He can pay double. And he earned it.

Gosh, Anom, you're so mean jealous.

 

[AnOminous]

That might be a personal opinion, but even as a failure, he is not as entertaining as he once was. Nowadays, I feel more disgust and repulsion toward him; in every appearance, he comes across as slimy, toxic and boring. Even hate-watching is no longer entertaining. Although, that might just be a personal thing.

He is definitely declining. He's a faggot. He's useless. He's an idiot. He has no creativity.

His sheer uselessness is reducing his value even as a pure lolcow. There are better lolcows. This year is probably his last chance to score the Triple Clown, because he is simply boring at this point.

He has damaged his brain to the point he is no longer even interesting. It's just watching a sideshow geek biting the heads off chickens at this point. It's not like he will ever say anything even semi-intelligent again.

Nick is just dumb. He has damaged his brain to the point nobody even cares. Suck it Nick, you're just a brain-damaged loser nobody even cares about any more.

Tell us your absolutely stupid opinion about Marbury v. Madison again you goddamn dumb moron.

 

[AltisticRight]

You'd think that even through his drug-addled haze he might see that today he's even tagging Aaron in a thread reminding him not to tag Aaron:

Yes, the bottle wasn't literally shoved into your rectum like Aaron Imholte's penis, it was wedged between your arse cheeks suspended into the air via friction. The empty bottle's mass was probably around 0.5 kilograms, so it was 4.9N of force pointing downwards, which means your arse cheeks were clamping the empty bottle with at least that much of force. Aaron Imholte would have to defeat at least that much in order to penetrate you rectally repeatedly and rapidly, so his slamming force against your faggot arse was at least >4.9 Newtons.

Are you happy now skelly?
Kys

 

[Mr.Bucket]

It was the Aaron thread. That place is a cess pit.

It's why so much Aaron talk happens in here. The Aaron thread is a containment zone for mouth breathers and droolers.

 

[Tablet County]

He is definitely declining. He's a faggot. He's useless. He's an idiot. He has no creativity.

Let me rephrase that for you in a more... appropriate way.

HE'S A FAGGOT!
HE'S USELESS!
HE'S AN IDIOT!
HE HAS NO CREATIVITY!

 

[Vibralldo]

I think the ass cheek thing was Nick trying to get his locals wine moms to show their asses to him by saying "see? It's no big deal! I'm doing it too, ha ha!"

It's very creepy and gay.

 

[AnOminous]

Are you happy now skelly?
Kys

He had a bottle between his cheeks.

He had a bottle IN HIS ASS.

There was a bottle and it was IN HIS AAAAASSSSSSSS!

Then we get to another issue. Was it actually UP his ass? I mean we saw both ends of it in either side of his ass. So I don't know, normaly people would view that as up his ass.

But perhaps Nick was talking to autistic people, his usual audience.

That bottle was definitely between both of his ass cheeks. He sure seems to love displaying his ass cheeks to everyone in the world, especially with a bottle UP his ass. Whoops I forgot we're disagreeing about that.

Isn't it really UP his ass when every part of it is up his butt cheeks? Nobody said it was penetrating his anal sphincter. Why is he so buttmad when he posted that shit himself?

He posted a picture.

The picture had a bottle.

It was between his buttcheeks.

He posted that publicly anyway.

Personally, upon evaluating every aspect of the situation, I think it is entirely reasonable to describe that picture where his ass cheeks had a bottle between them as being UP HIS ASS. Nobody said it was in his sphincter.

But it was definitely UP HIS ASS.

 

[Mr.Bucket]

That might be a personal opinion, but even as a failure, he is not as entertaining as he once was. Nowadays, I feel more disgust and repulsion toward him; in every appearance, he comes across as slimy, toxic and boring. Even hate-watching is no longer entertaining. Although, that might just be a personal thing.

It's almost Ethan Ralph tier. Unless he's pilled out or falling off of his chair it's just disgusting and depressing.

 

[cwkcwdwdcw]

Kurt's views rise. Nick's views plummet.
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Imagine this menacing crazy face trying to force you to eat whatever the fuck that is on that plate.

It would be legal to shoot someone trying to force that down your throat.

How do you say something like that? That is not something that is possible to do.

There's a reason for that.

No wonder Aaron ate cum. His only other option was Nick's Gruel.

 

[Path Wanderer]

Imagine this menacing crazy face trying to force you to eat whatever the fuck that is on that plate.

It’s the “Auschwitz for a T-Rex” Lutefisk, made from (according to Nick) the nut abortions from the high school sluts

Don’t you remember?