Inactive Nick Bate / Nickalaus B. Stoutzenberger (Thread 1)

[Enjoy your spaghetti]

I'll wait for Anna to stop hating me, I guess

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

Anna still hates me. And I don't know why.

I'm not an expert on these things, but I'm gonna have to go with the graphic detail about unwilling butt sex. Yeah. That's probably it.

 

[Tin]

why does he have to like They Might Be Giants? It makes me sick thinking I have to share a fandom with this pustule of a human.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I've noticed that "They Might Be Giants" is the go-to band for anybody wanting to sound unique, different, or avante-garde. I wouldn't put too much stock in Nick namedropping them. Just more Nick being Nick.

If Nick was to pick a band that actually fit his personality, it would probably be Anal Cunt.

 

[CWCissey]

I've noticed that "They Might Be Giants" is the go-to band for anybody wanting to sound unique, different, or avante-garde. I wouldn't put too much stock in Nick namedropping them. Just more Nick being Nick.

I thought that honour went to Radiohead and/or Arcade Fire.

 

[Da Pickle Monsta]

I've noticed that "They Might Be Giants" is the go-to band for anybody wanting to sound unique, different, or avante-garde. I wouldn't put too much stock in Nick namedropping them. Just more Nick being Nick.

I thought that honour went to Radiohead and/or Arcade Fire.

Could be worse. He could be claiming to be a huge fan of the Blue Man Group.

 

[Night Terror]

why does he have to like They Might Be Giants? It makes me sick thinking I have to share a fandom with this pustule of a human.

Anna liked them, so he started liking them so he could get closer to her.

 

[Duke Nukem]

As creepy and disgusting as Nick Bate's tweets are, they don't seem to violate Twitter's terms of service. I'm sure enough people have tried to report him though.

Yeah, I don't really come in here often. Nick Bate just scares the shit out of me. Maybe that's the intention, to scare the literal shit out of people. More "lube," if you can call it that, for all of his sick masturbatory fantasies.

I'm sorry guys, I don't know if I'm getting out of line, but I'm pretty sure what I said isn't untrue.

Not at all. Most of the lolcows here--including Chris--I really don't wish any ill towards. I just want them to be able to function normally.

But Nick Bate . . . well, he's a different story. I think it would be best for all parties if he were involuntarily committed.

I can see a padded cell, smeared in fecal matter and a makeshift carpet created entirely of

All while believing that Anna has finally fallen in love with him and is having orgasmic butt sex with him. Eventually he may crack and start believing it.

 

[DrChristianTroy]

I've noticed that "They Might Be Giants" is the go-to band for anybody wanting to sound unique, different, or avante-garde. I wouldn't put too much stock in Nick namedropping them. Just more Nick being Nick.

I thought that honour went to Radiohead and/or Arcade Fire.

Radiohead and Arcade Fire are for the ones that want to look intelligent. They Might Be Giants are for those that want to be "quirky."

 

[CWCissey]

Radiohead and Arcade Fire are for the ones that want to look intelligent. They Might Be Giants are for those that want to be "quirky."

If I want to look quirky I tend to mention Tame Impala or Cults myself.

 

[CalmMyTits]

he;s getting food stamps, medical insurance, therapy, an apartment, AND SSI? What did this stupid fuck do to deserve all that, there are way more deserving people than him who don't get jack shit.

 

[RetardBus]

I think this is why Nick calls himself "Bate." I don't even need to go into detail to explain how this is probably exactly who he wants to be.

 

[Himawari]

Wasn't it implied that there was some sort of court order or something that banned Nick from using Anna's real name on the internet?

 

[telegramsamo]

I've noticed that "They Might Be Giants" is the go-to band for anybody wanting to sound unique, different, or avante-garde. I wouldn't put too much stock in Nick namedropping them.

That's what I think, he mentions them far too much. Most people don't end every conversation with a reference to their favorite musicians.

 

[Trombonista]

he;s getting food stamps, medical insurance, therapy, an apartment, AND SSI? What did this stupid fuck do to deserve all that, there are way more deserving people than him who don't get jack shit.

Do you really want him working in a restaurant/grocery store/candy shop?

 

[ChameleonBody]

Re: his Last.FM

Surprised his play count for this isn't astronomical tbh.

 

[CWCissey]

Re: his Last.FM


http://puu.sh/6sFGa.png

Surprised his play count for this isn't astronomical tbh.

What else would be on the Nick Bate playlist?...

[youtube]Xh7FlcBq7-8[/youtube]

[youtube]gWju37TZfo0[/youtube]

 

[ChameleonBody]

Nick's favorite band

[youtube]DPQrWtrnNHM[/youtube]

[youtube]jFHSK86sedM[/youtube]

 

[CWCissey]

Nick's favorite band

[youtube]DPQrWtrnNHM[/youtube]

[youtube]jFHSK86sedM[/youtube]

You only need the bit after 'v=' in the Youtube tags.

 

[Ti-99/4A]

he;s getting food stamps, medical insurance, therapy, an apartment, AND SSI? What did this stupid fuck do to deserve all that, there are way more deserving people than him who don't get jack shit.

I hear you. Sounds like he's in a good program. The one I'm supposed to go to is a complete joke. Just sitting around drinking coffee and watching the drama when the poor case managers can't get everything done for someone NOW NOW NOW!

There's at least a SLIGHT hope that they'll get through to him on some level, but like with Chris, I'm not going to hold my breath or bet my on it.