Niggers Eating Cornstarch - And any other weird nigger food related shit

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Behold the latest goyslop creation for niggers to enjoy, diabeetus and top ramen
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souschef said:
What i'm curious about is how often does health inspections happen in the US? Where i live they're very frequent
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In most places that aren't shitholes, pretty often. And a lot of places publish a list of violations so you can actually check whether a place is a filthy roach-infested shithole.
 
indomitable snowman said:
Uhh what is batteries and smoke detectors?
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Blacks are so bad at replacing batteries in their smoke detectors that a lot of blue states like New York, Illinois, Connecticut, etc. have changed laws to make it illegal for retailers to sell/install smoke detectors that rely on replaceable batteries, instead requiring you to buy smoke detectors with sealed batteries made to last at least 10 years (i.e. the full lifetime of the smoke detector). California has had this in place since 2014, but I was surprised to see that Florida and Texas also passed similar smoke alarm laws. If you live in the US, you can check your state here.

They're considerably more expensive upfront, like more than it even would've cost to buy 10 years worth of batteries. 🫠

By the way, if you're one of those retards that removed your smoke detectors because it goes off every time you cook, you might just have the wrong type of smoke alarm near your kitchen. Try replacing it with a photoelectric alarm.
For ultimate peace of mind, pick up a small A-B-C fire extinguisher from the hardware store for ~$25 while you're at it.
 
Alan Shore said:
For ultimate peace of mind, pick up a small A-B-C fire extinguisher from the hardware store for ~$25 while you're at it.
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I like fire blankets myself. They never expire and they’re reusable (god forbid).

The Jewel of the Nile said:
At this point why not just use a bidet
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Look, these people already show that they are incapable of making good decisions and waste money. You expect them to have the executive function to look up bidets, buy one, then actually install it? Bonus, they’d be screaming about the cold water in the winter because they either can’t afford the heated ones (which cost less than one of those sets of nail) or have electricity to plug it in.
 
Alan Shore said:
Blacks are so bad at replacing batteries in their smoke detectors that a lot of blue states like New York, Illinois, Connecticut, etc. have changed laws to make it illegal for retailers to sell/install smoke detectors that rely on replaceable batteries, instead requiring you to buy smoke detectors with sealed batteries made to last at least 10 years (i.e. the full lifetime of the smoke detector). California has had this in place since 2014, but I was surprised to see that Florida and Texas also passed similar smoke alarm laws. If you live in the US, you can check your state here.
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My roommate had one of these that started going off one day for no reason. I'm guessing some dust got into it or something since it was when I was moving. I tried flipping it upside down, kept shrieking. Took it outside, kept going. Blew compressed air into it, it still wouldn't stop. I ended up just smashing it. I felt like a fucking caveman and I still to this day feel really bad for doing that to my roommate's smoke detector (I told him I dropped a box on it by accident), but I seriously think something was wrong with it and I did not have the patience to figure out what it was while it was wailing at me.

Sealed-battery smoke alarms suck. Just get a good smoke alarm and change the batteries when it needs it. Don't be a nigger.
 
synthetic_glazer said:
My roommate had one of these that started going off one day for no reason. I'm guessing some dust got into it or something since it was when I was moving. I tried flipping it upside down, kept shrieking. Took it outside, kept going. Blew compressed air into it, it still wouldn't stop. I ended up just smashing it. I felt like a fucking caveman and I still to this day feel really bad for doing that to my roommate's smoke detector (I told him I dropped a box on it by accident), but I seriously think something was wrong with it and I did not have the patience to figure out what it was while it was wailing at me.
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You were actually caught on camera, sorry to say…
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synthetic_glazer said:
Sealed-battery smoke alarms suck. Just get a good smoke alarm and change the batteries when it needs it. Don't be a nigger.
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Personally, I love mine. We had the usual kind for about fifteen years, and I swear it felt like every five months the batteries would die. Always while my husband was at work. I’d take the broom and beat it at until the battery fell out. (I can’t climb ladders) We replaced them with the sealed battery one five or six years ago and nothing but peace and quiet.
 
purpleflurp said:
This made me audibly gag in the first 6 seconds, yet somehow it kept getting worse.

As someone that has a genuine passion for baking, I’ve never been more disgusted and insulted in my life
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Reminds me of an old greentext about that sort of thing.

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