It is morally and ethically justified to torture spiders to death. Use this thread to celebrate and discuss the suffering and killing of these hideous, disgusting arachnids. I have found that lighters are fun ways to slowly kill spiders. It seems their exoskeletons provide some slight resistance to the modest hear created by a candle lighter’s flame (I don’t recommend using pocket lighters due to how close your hand has to get to the spider), allowing its suffering to be drawn out as it is slowly melted inside its own shell. I have heard popping noises while performing this method of execution; perhaps from gases resulting from the cremation escaping through cracks in the exoskeleton. I once tried to burn a massive Garden Spider to death with a lighter, but it was too resilient. Instead, it fell from its web into a chicken pen, and the badass motherfucking chicken instantaneously picked it up and ate without a second thought. Most Based thing I’ve ever seen.