Niggers that Had it coming thread - Accounts that were Banned/Left the site

[Luke-Warm Tampon Tea]

I think saying BP is operated by top queers and fag hags probably makes your ban more deserved nigga.

Where is the lie though?

 

[Pomniman]

also @Muttley got permabanned for calling the mods trannies??? sauce

Where's the lie? Every janny on every site is ontologically a tranny.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

, then he posted videos of dogs cats being murdered in the people dying thread

that is a sort of fun prank, like children dying is ok but dogs dying is not?

Null got pissy and banned him for being passive aggressive which seems to be how many get banned.

what a wonderful reputation.

I know his whole thing was being morbid and edgy, but when he did that bit about how he enjoyed aborting his son, which actually happened, I lost my respect for him.

to be fair. Stanhope has admitted in recent years to most of his old bits being lies, he pretended to be a super libertarian onstage but is really the most pro-vax, pro-george floyd, pro-democrat people in comedy, which is saying something. He's really just non-jewish david cross (and even he has 180'd his abortion views as a family man) Patton Oswalt is now a church going family man too. In fact its hard to find a single 2000s era edgelord who's still supporting their faggy viewpoints.

 

[McAfee]

Nigga you're a sock of someone that caught a ban for being a faggot, stop trying to deflect and defend yourself.

Oh, I forgot the fourth concrete reason to be banned: "being a faggot." First off, I'm not a sock. You seem obsessed with this idea. I'm a sock account even though I'm not second if I got banned for "being a faggot." That is so petty and subjective. Who decides what that even means? At least Normie sites have some reason like "hate speech" or "misinformation," but "being a faggot" basically means do anything I don't like and I will ban you with my subjective and stupid rules.

Bro fucking stop trying to defend people on their shit, it's fucking retarded trying to defend pedophilia. You're the same nigga that tries to defends incels and got surprised you ate a ban off BP, learn to fucking shut up and laugh at people destroying themselves. You're 2 retarded statements away from eating a ban yourself.

Eat a snickers bar Dude, you seem angry. You must have marijuana rage.

 

[Gravemind]

that is a sort of fun prank, like children dying is ok but dogs dying is not?

What if neither one is okay and that's a really weird thing for you to say?

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

Oh, I forgot the fourth concrete reason to be banned: "being a faggot." First off, I'm not a sock. You seem obsessed with this idea. I'm a sock account even though I'm not second if I got banned for "being a faggot." That is so petty and subjective. Who decides what that even means? At least Normie sites have some reason like "hate speech" or "misinformation," but "being a faggot" basically means do anything I don't like and I will ban you with my subjective and stupid rules.

That's how things work on here, sadly. Null gets pissy whenever he gets into discussions/gets tagged into a thread, and he's very stubborn as well, so it's better not to even try. Almost a year ago he got into a fight with a lot of users over whether cheddar cheese was real cheese, so much so that it spilled onto MATI (his podcast)

 

[Caesar]

What if neither one is okay and that's a really weird thing for you to say?

did you miss the new rule where baby gore is okay?

 

[Thé au lait]

I keep forgetting about Merry Schizoid and I keep laughing my fucking ass off each time I recall once more how deranged he was
>>If you're interested in trying men do not go for homosexuals
>>Having sex with another man almost made me become religious
>>Should I make a post debunking feminism?

And, my favorite,

Every single time I remember him I go down a rabbit hole of those first two posts and another I can't find at the moment, absolute gold

 

[Asian tech support]

That's how things work on here, sadly. Null gets pissy whenever he gets into discussions/gets tagged into a thread, and he's very stubborn as well, so it's better not to even try. Almost a year ago he got into a fight with a lot of users over whether cheddar cheese was real cheese, so much so that it spilled onto MATI (his podcast)

It's a delicate balancing act. Piss him off enough that he spergs out on MATI, but not enough to actually can your account.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

What if neither one is okay and that's a really weird thing for you to say?

its only weird if you think i don't agree about neither one being ok. freaks that are okay with people being brutally murdered being all offended by animals dying is sort of a funny premise isn't it? its like necrophiliacs that won't tolerate racism, low lifes with weird morals

 

[Caesar]

its only weird if you think i don't agree about neither one being ok. freaks that are okay with people being brutally murdered being all offended by animals dying is sort of a funny premise isn't it? its like necrophiliacs that won't tolerate racism, low lifes with weird morals

who are you accusing of being OK with pics of dead babies though? There's threads on animal abuse where you can post videos and pictures if they're hidden from view. If anything you'd be more likely to get a pass for an animal here.

 

[A Real Munson]

At least Normie sites have some reason like "hate speech" or "misinformation," but "being a faggot" basically means do anything I don't like and I will ban you with my subjective and stupid rules.

You're out of your mind if you think normie sites don't ban users for no justifiable reason. Most EULAs have catch all provisions that say they can and will ban you for any reason. They won't even tell you the rule you violated in most cases.

Running too far afoul of site culture, while on-site (aka being a faggot) derails shit and is a perfectly good reason to ban someone.

 

[Gravemind]

its only weird if you think i don't agree about neither one being ok. freaks that are okay with people being brutally murdered being all offended by animals dying is sort of a funny premise isn't it? its like necrophiliacs that won't tolerate racism, low lifes with weird morals

What.

 

[McAfee]

to be fair. Stanhope has admitted in recent years to most of his old bits being lies,

Interesting. I have never heard about this. I'm pretty sure this one was real, though, because I read about it somewhere. I could be wrong though.

he pretended to be a super libertarian onstage but is really the most pro-vax, pro-george floyd, pro-democrat people in comedy, which is saying something.

I got the impression he was sort of a Penn Jillette libertarian. He was a libertarian when being an edgy libertarian was cool and safe, as some people saw it as a way to give the middle finger to religious people, but then post-Covid, he became a leftist because he was only attracted to the socially liberal part and angering Christians rather than principled libertarianism, which is less hostile to Christianity.

He's really just non-jewish david cross (and even he has 180'd his abortion views as a family man)

I see Stanhope as like an honorary Jew. I also did not know that about David Cross.

Patton Oswalt is now a church going family man too.

really?

In fact its hard to find a single 2000s era edgelord who's still supporting their faggy viewpoints.

This is 100 percent true; they either became conservatives or they embraced the woke stuff, but not many stuck with libertarianism or even atheism.

That's how things work on here, sadly. Null gets pissy whenever he gets into discussions/gets tagged into a thread, and he's very stubborn as well, so it's better not to even try. Almost a year ago he got into a fight with a lot of users over whether cheddar cheese was real cheese, so much so that it spilled onto MATI (his podcast)

This is so absurd and petty. The idea Kiwifarms is this free speech utopia is totally BS. The reality is kiwifarms is just as petty, if not more than reddit, but with a right-wing political streak rather than a left-wing one. The value, much like reddit, is in the content, not in the moderators. I wish someone would buy kiwifarms and turn it into a real free speech site.

 

[Caesar]

Almost a year ago he got into a fight with a lot of users over whether cheddar cheese was real cheese, so much so that it spilled onto MATI

The weirdest thing about this was always how a man his size can know so little about cheese, other than its taste, obviously. Someone get this man a grilled ham and cheese.

 

[Get the rope Macaulay!]

really?

he did say he got really into believing in god and an afterlife after his wife died and i think his daughter was learning about jesus and that meant either he stayed in the parking lot on sundays or going in with her.

also did not know that about David Cross

i might be overhyping it, but yes david cross is now anti-murdering his kids, whereas before he had kids he was ok with joking about murdering his kids.

he was only attracted to the socially liberal part

that is correct.

 

[Toji Suzuhara]

This is so absurd and petty. The idea Kiwifarms is this free speech utopia is totally BS. The reality is kiwifarms is just as petty, if not more than reddit, but with a right-wing political streak rather than a left-wing one. The value, much like reddit, is in the content, not in the moderators. I wish someone would buy kiwifarms and turn it into a real free speech site.

It would end up like 9chan or Gab at best. If you market a website as "X but with free speech" you will only attract those who have been banned off less free platforms, rather than replacing said platforms thanks to your more lax moderation. That's why Gab failed, instead of being a Twitter where you could speak your mind, it became /pol/'s retarded cousin, just like how 8chan became lolichan's retarded cousin.

The weirdest thing about this was always how a man his size can know so little about cheese, other than its taste, obviously. Someone get this man a grilled ham and cheese.

Maybe he doesn't really eat the cheese, but rather absorb it throught his skin, like an amoeba. That's why he cannot detect things like the cheese's texture or hardness

 

[Gravemind]

The weirdest thing about this was always how a man his size can know so little about cheese, other than its taste, obviously. Someone get this man a grilled ham and cheese.

They better be hams and cheeses from places other than America.

 

[Caesar]

just like how 8chan became lolichan's retarded cousin

well thank the Lord we are free of said leadership here

They better be hams and cheeses from places other than America.

Maybe some cheddar as said, or some red leicster or something.

 

[Agent Abe Caprine]

I can't believe Madre Muerte wasn't mentioned yet - disgusting Basque zoophile who once shit up the general chat sperging about how he wanted to fuck Mothra from the Godzilla movies.

Banished to the Kengle Farms, who also hated his guts.

That guy followed me for some reason. Probably because I like black metal. Weird guy.