Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[c-no]

In this video he was showing us his grease/sweat stained sheets. Ofc we got to see some cum stains too View attachment 1613344

Becoming a morbidly obese American was inevitable. At this point, all we need to wait for is how long before he either gets a gastric bypass, type 2 diabetes, or a heart attack after stuffing his face with more fast food.

I hate to compliment Nik but god, that video was brilliant

With how fatter he's gotten and how he's throwing a tantrum as usual, his performance may as well be worthy of laugh at the moment.

 

[Junkail]

300 dollars a WHAT? A MONTH?! Who the fuck does he think he is? The Queen of England? Nik really needs to humble himself.
Also, who the fuck keeps requesting an apartment tour? It isn't a sight for sore eyes, i'll tell you that shit right fucking now. It'll just be all of this unpleasantness complied into one video accompanied with heavy breathing and childish banter from him and Orlin.
"Shh!" "No, you shh!"

THE LIVING ROOM
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GUEST BEDROOM
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GUEST CLOSET
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MASTER BEDROOM
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They say the house is a reflection of one's soul. His house says that he centers his whole life around food and lets everything else decay (not that we don't know that already) .

 

[EenGevolg]

I remember seeing this dude when he was still doing the unstable manchild gimmick alone, should've figured it'll get way worse. I honestly find it hard to understand why people still enjoy watching and looking into him. Not the whole "eew sloppy pig with a Sauron-tier asshole" thing, that's definitely understandable, but the shit's just repetitive. The fighting with Orlin feels fake as hell, to the point you could probably put canned crowd noise and a jingle, and you'd have yourself a sitcom. Maybe that's why now that I think about it.

Also, how many times has he gone through the whole split-up into immediately getting back together thing? Every single time when they do that the thumbnail's them doing the fakest make-out session too, it looks like they're about to eat each other's faces. That too, they don't really seem to bother with thumbnails either; so many seem to just be them "making out", or the belly shot. I guess the latter can be understandable if the shit about him appealing to some money whales with a feeder fetish is true, but you'd think he would give them more if that was the case, although I guess they could be retarded enough to just take it every time.

 

[escándalo]

I agree Nick has run his course like for a month its enjoyable because the trainwreck aspect but its so weird as a lot of the death fats that are followed are unintentional train wrecks whilst Nick acts the trainwreck for money and that is sad.
He seems like a massive manipulative cunt though and will do anything for coin, that alone says a lot about his character. His grossness though I believe is the real him.

 

[66andtwothirds]

he can't actually breathe at all now. how long can the self abuse continue before he decides to make a change.

 

[escándalo]

He won't he is too narcistic and avariced to do so. He will keep gorging until it is too late but it is his just deserts. He keeps saying about money and stuff but you cannot have money if you are dead and to be honest I think it is why Orlin keeps along gotta get your coin, to be honest he is equally as disgusting too.

 

[draculasestateagent]

well he’s done the “break up” storyline recently, he’s done the crying meltdowns recently, he’s done the “i’m going vegan again” storyline so if i’m correct he’s about due for yet another “beef” with another youtuber which usually lasts a month or so. He’s done trisha paytas, he’s done stephanie soo, he had a thing with james marriott so i wonder who’s next.

 

[escándalo]

I recon its Amberlynn, this by proxy will boost Amber

 

[heatboss]

Still being a karen.

 

[AwkwardPineapple]

I remember seeing this dude when he was still doing the unstable manchild gimmick alone, should've figured it'll get way worse. I honestly find it hard to understand why people still enjoy watching and looking into him. Not the whole "eew sloppy pig with a Sauron-tier asshole" thing, that's definitely understandable, but the shit's just repetitive. The fighting with Orlin feels fake as hell, to the point you could probably put canned crowd noise and a jingle, and you'd have yourself a sitcom. Maybe that's why now that I think about it.

I heard him mention in at least one video of his that he wants someone to make his life into a cartoon or something because he is “Faaabulousss!” so I don’t doubt that is exactly what he is gunning for. Oh and heart disease and an early grave, of course.

 

[knick]

I heard him mention in at least one video of his that he wants someone to make his life into a cartoon or something

He would fit quite well in a South Park episode.

 

[Local Fed]

He would fit quite well in a South Park episode.

At least he can still fit into something these days.

 

[aloeplant]

You'd think with all the money this fatass sack of shit prolly has laying around he'd be able to get a liposuction or two, just saying.

 

[Alrakkan]

You'd think with all the money this fatass sack of shit prolly has laying around he'd be able to get a liposuction or two, just saying.

You're forgetting that he is degenerate with the LA mindset. Some weirdos will still invite him to parties, he eats enough to maintain his ogre-form, he is probably addicted to some powerful drugs. He has ways of overspending on all that yt money. He has to pay for his STI treatments. Cap this, he has credit card debt right up to his rotting eyes.

 

[Niggard]

You'd think with all the money this fatass sack of shit prolly has laying around he'd be able to get a liposuction or two, just saying.

A liposuction would take out 10lbs of fat at most, he'd gain that back within a couple of days

 

[ywan]

You'd think with all the money this fatass sack of shit prolly has laying around he'd be able to get a liposuction or two, just saying.

There is no point if he's gonna gain all that weigh back in a day

 

[christie]

yeah lipo isn't for weight loss, it's basically just spot reducing. an ideal candidate would be someone at a healthy weight who wants to get rid of some stubborn fat (had a baby, genetics, etc). not only is he too fat to get lipo, it wouldn't make a difference and he'd fill right back out in like two seconds.

 

[draculasestateagent]

he keeps mentioning how dr phil won’t return his emails, he wants to go on a reality show and become “famous” he just doesn’t care whether it’s for good or bad behaviour. It’s obvious that he acts up because he eventually wants someone who has clout to give him his own show, he reeks of desperation to be popular.

 

[Crunchy Bone Sandwich]

For anybody who wants to lose weight, when youre hungry and you know you shouldnt eat, watch nikocado instead. It seriously works wonders.
(ps, does anybody else have the sick curiosity that makes them want to see his onlyfans shit?)

 

[christie]

For anybody who wants to lose weight, when youre hungry and you know you shouldnt eat, watch nikocado instead. It seriously works wonders.
(ps, does anybody else have the sick curiosity that makes them want to see his onlyfans shit?)

while i was still a-lurkin' and didn't know much about nikocado yet, i did. then i looked.

i don't recommend it.