Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[Two-bit]

My first exposure to this guy was a deep dive video where he went from skinny, vegan twink to a big fatso. Watched a compilation video of him yelling and fighting with his boyfriend. So I subscribed and watched an upload of his a few days ago. The korean fire noodles. I gotta say...this dude is fucking hilarious to watch. I don't know if this is all an act or if he really is just this lunatic irl. But unlike other fatties I watch on youtube, I'm legitimately entertained and not just hate watching. This fat obnoxious faggot is really great at being a fat obnoxious faggot. So I kinda hope he doesn't kick the bucket anytime soon.

 

[Anon88]

Other than intermittent crying....That Is the QRD for his video. He aint looking good...is it the end for our guy?

God I hope so half the reason I even follow this thread still is because I'm just too scared to look away. If he finally dies I'll be free.

 

[Ponzo]

Its pretty easy to see that he is acting. Dude literally writes out "storylines" for his video. In the last video he uses the arm on the broken rib side to grab pizza slices without showing any pain while claiming the video before that just moving that arm causes great pain. I find that fat buttpirate oddly entertaining because he is just grotesque to witness.



Seems like Orlin was home all along.

This is why Nick broke his Ribs.... I didn't release this Mukbang... until now.

This is why Nikocado broke his Ribs... i guarantee all this bouncing around had something to do with it.

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[The golden neckbeard]

God I hope so half the reason I even follow this thread still is because I'm just too scared to look away. If he finally dies I'll be free.

Its not like this guy isn't breaking any new ground. Fatman27183141 already blazed this trail a decade ago and he did it for FREE, no monetization and no influencer bullshit all his livestreamers had to do was donate insignificant amounts of change so he could get a shitload of pizza or some 4 footlong hogie. And we all know it always ends in bad health and retirement.

He wont ever die. He will just make a last video and never been seen again...you wont get the satisfaction of him making a video on his deathbed. Death fats never die, they just fade away.

 

[Majorian]

God I hope so half the reason I even follow this thread still is because I'm just too scared to look away. If he finally dies I'll be free.

He'll probably wind up on My 600 Pound Life if he keeps this up, it would probably give them a huge ratings boost.

 

[Without A Gout]

Its not like this guy isn't breaking any new ground. Fatman27183141 already blazed this trail a decade ago and he did it for FREE, no monetization and no influencer bullshit all his livestreamers had to do was donate insignificant amounts of change so he could get a shitload of pizza or some 4 footlong hogie. And we all know it always ends in bad health and retirement.

He wont ever die. He will just make a last video and never been seen again...you wont get the satisfaction of him making a video on his deathbed. Death fats never die, they just fade away.

I think that guy's still alive and embarrassing himself on the internet, isn't he? You're right deathfats never die, they just get fatter.

 

[Pina Colada]

I think that guy's still alive and embarrassing himself on the internet, isn't he? You're right deathfats never die, they just get fatter.

Christopher Whitney, right? I haven't heard of him since he became a living meme for 4chan mods. His Wiki(!) says he was last contacted sometime in 2018, but there hasn't been a peep since. He does has an active Steam account which may or may not be a troll, though.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I think that guy's still alive and embarrassing himself on the internet, isn't he? You're right deathfats never die, they just get fatter.

Im not sure. I havent seen fatman in anything since 2012...he stopped making videos which is a shame because he probably could of monetized them now like Nikacado and food dip.

For someone who ate sticks of butter and drank 5 gallons of gravy all the time you would think he would be dead but i just checked and he is on xbox live right now playing left 4 dead 2.


I think fatmans dad made him stop the videos. FYAD went nuts with it and he had retard goons coming to the house for autographs and constantly calling the phone and shit.

 

[Ponzo]

Bedbound fupacado

 

[Benet_Bandito284]

Bedbound fupacado

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C-Pap machine. Big surprise.

 

[Private Joker]

When I had appendicitis 3 years ago, I didn't eat or drink or do anything for exactly 7 days. Then, exactly 7 days later, the pain suddenly faded away and 5 minutes later I was starving to death and guzzling grape juice. That whole day I was in miserable pain until about 8 at night when it just suddenly faded away. I ate and ate and ate.

Tubsy MCsucksdickalot doesn't know what suffering is and if he was really in pain he wouldn't be pimping his shitty merch and sucking down junk food.

By the way, I don't know if it really was appendicitis, I had all the symptoms of it but I decided not to go to the hospital, honestly, because if it killed me it killed me and I didn't really care at the time.

 

[Muu]

aaaaaoooouuuuuchhhh

 

[The golden neckbeard]

When I had appendicitis 3 years ago, I didn't eat or drink or do anything for exactly 7 days. Then, exactly 7 days later, the pain suddenly faded away and 5 minutes later I was starving to death and guzzling grape juice. That whole day I was in miserable pain until about 8 at night when it just suddenly faded away. I ate and ate and ate.

Tubsy MCsucksdickalot doesn't know what suffering is and if he was really in pain he wouldn't be pimping his shitty merch and sucking down junk food.

By the way, I don't know if it really was appendicitis, I had all the symptoms of it but I decided not to go to the hospital, honestly, because if it killed me it killed me and I didn't really care at the time.

Most inflamed appendixes go away on their own. Surgery is pretty rare and only if its found really late, like a day or two before rupture and sepsis late... since antibiotics can eradicate the infection pretty quickly

 

[greenvector36]

So I assume he's admitting to being a slow-in-the mind?

 

[Ponzo]

They released a new video. Orlin has the personality of a blobfish. Without Fupacado to carry him (figuratively speaking), he just sits there and eats like a mule.

 

[Private Joker]

Most inflamed appendixes go away on their own. Surgery is pretty rare and only if its found really late, like a day or two before rupture and sepsis late... since antibiotics can eradicate the infection pretty quickly

Yeah. I read it could last about a week and that's exactly how long it lasted. But that whole week was a nightmare. I didn't sleep, eat, drink, and when I peed it was orange and when I did shit it was like cold hamburger grease comin' out. I honestly didn't care if it was going to kill me. My heart was pounding like crazy, it felt like it was 150 degrees even though it was winter at the time. I don't recommend ever going through that. Hearing that fat slob faggot pretend to be in pain is a joke.

Before that, the worst pain I had was with my teeth. I guessed it was an infection or something, but at the time my mom was going through cancer treatments so all the money I had went to her. She ultimately didn't survive it thanks to the incompetence of the doctors. But the pain was unimaginable. I literally put the barrel of a shotgun in my mouth and was going to blast the teeth out of my head, fuck it if it killed me. But, again, one night the pain just faded away and it never ever came back. You bet your cock I brush my teeth three times a day no matter what I eat or drink, just as I did before the pain.

So trust me, Faggy Mcbuttfuckstoomuch doesn't know what pain is.

 

[Nero You're DeadWeight]

Caught up with the thread and HOLY SHIT so much has happened.

Might be late but minor PL but it's pretty relevant:

Spoiler: ribs crackalakin

Few years ago, my dad had an annoying cough due to pneumonia. Pretty much, his body was so weak, after enough coughing his ribs finally cracked. Fell to the floor screaming in pain, even breathing was hard due to where the crack was he didn't want to leave the floor cause any movement hurt like hell. Ended up with him in the hospital for about 2 weeks and when he got out he had to use a walker for a bit, sit up while he slept, and could barely do anything for a while. He didn't really want to eat that much either. Thankfully he did recover but the cold makes him ache.

Nik for sure is faking the damn cracked ribs because he would be whining and screaming in pain begging Orlin or Alexa (or attempting more like it cause he'd be too busy screaming n cryin on the ground or some shit) to call the ambulance. Hell he should still be IN the hospital, or maybe not depending how far in advance this video was made, nor would you have much of an appetite. He should be drugged the fuck up on pain killers and resting. Only believable thing is the CPAP machine since he probably would have sleep apnea due to how overweight he is. I'm not by any means a medical kiwi but I do know some stuff here n there.

 

[soy_king]

I know I'm new to this, but why did Nikocado decide to go full hambeast? I remember seeing him several years ago and he wasn't in the worst shape. This seems like a bet or like he's trying to get to some goal, like first mukbanger to require a quadruple bypass or something.

 

[The golden neckbeard]

I know I'm new to this, but why did Nikocado decide to go full hambeast? I remember seeing him several years ago and he wasn't in the worst shape. This seems like a bet or like he's trying to get to some goal, like first mukbanger to require a quadruple bypass or something.

He is making money doing it and he figures the more he pushes the envelope the more clicks and more money...and more fatter..just a vicious dopamine and monetary cycle

 

[Kier Starmer]

Nick may be a genius in some respects but in others, he is truly retarded. with Nick, there is no base level and everything must be as worst or edgy as the last thing. Him saying he is "disabled" even for Nick is pretty disgusting / tacky because there are plenty of disabled people who are just normal but overcome many hurdles.

There are limits even for Youtubes standard and whilst I am in no way saying Youtube should review him. I think as a corporate entity they should be aware of controversy. Nick is a time bomb for that and whilst most of his content is feigning domestic abuse for the past 3 years. I believe we are in for an interesting saga for Nick where he is going to be massively / pardon the pun / controversial.