Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Send him a pizza, maybe he'll get use out of it.
Nikocado Avocado a.k.a. Nicholas Perry
DOB: 19-May-92
Parents: Gary and Ellen Perry
Mothers Maiden Name: Newman

Phone: (717) 566-3566
Address: 39 Runyon Rd, Hummelstown, PA 17036
Tax Info: http://dauphinpropertyinfo.org/view/RE/31-043-023-000-0000/2018
P.O. Box: 6059 Allentown Blvd. #301 Harrisburg, PA 17112

Church: Zion Evangelical Lutheran Church
School (HS): Lower Dauphin High School
Previous Occupations:
Hershey Symphony Orchestra: Violinist
 
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Such a good op. And he really needed this thread. But you forgot one slimmmmmey little detail. That cute husband of his, the one he's always choking into crying fits over the very idea of losing?

He cheated on him. 4 times. And gave him an STD. And vlogged the whole thing.

See, initially niccado's visa agreemenst stipulated that he could only star in Colombia for 4-6 (dont rember) months at a time, after which he had to briefly leave the contry and then return. In the past, he used this time to catch up with family and old friends.

However- two years ago, I think?- nic chose to do an world travel adventure where he went to several different countries to sample the food (which would, admittedly, be good content for a mukbang channel) but instead decided to go on an international fuck binge and cheated on poor orlin so many times. He even brought home chymidia! What a fun suvieneer!

Anyway, Orlin found out and dumped his ass, at least temporarily.

 
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littlebiscuits said:
Such a good op. And he really needed this thread. But you forgot one slimmmmmey little detail. That cute husband of his, the one he's always checkhping into crying fits over the very idea of losing?

He cheated on him. 4 times. And gave him an STD. And vlogged the whole thing.

See, initially niccado's visa agreement stipatef that he could only star in Colombia for 4-6 (dont rember) months at a time, after which he had to briefly leave the contry and then return. In the past, he used this time to catch up with family and old friends.

However- two years ago, I think?- nic chose to do an world travel adventure where he went to several different countries to sample the food (which would, admittedly, be good content for a mukbang channel) but instead decided to go on an international fuck binge and cheated on poor orlin so many times. He even brought home chymidia! What a fun suvieneer!

Anyway, Orlin found out and dumped his ass, at least temporarily.

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fucking columbian mules giving stds and shit
 
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NobodyReally said:
With his Parents last names being Perry and Newman how exactly is he getting g deported to Colombia?
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Not "to" Colombia, "from" Colombia. Colombia is trying to get rid of him and send him back where he came from.

symantec said:
fucking columbian mules giving stds and shit
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No, he's from farmland P.A. he's the white guy. He brought an std from America to Colombia.


Truly a historic moment.
 
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:story: Did he get hacked?
 
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Kelly Bundy said:

Is someone brave enough to watch this though?
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He had a seizure when he was a kid and his mom panicked. He went to doctor for his fainting spells and they couldn't explain anything. He's going to put through a marriage visa after he leaves Columbia and needs to take a physical since it's a requirement. He goes with his bf and they want to check his blood pressure. He claims he faints whenever this happens, including looking at his veins or something. They check it and he passes out. *cries* He was hooked to a moniter and his heart beat skips. He says he flat lined. He sees a tunnel with lights at the end and feel bliss. *cries* He read a book about a boy who has seizures and faints. It takes two hours to feel stable. He went vegan after eating shit and he felt weak. Immune system is down because herpes. Claims he fainted a lot as a kid, talks about childhood injuries. Talks about death and fear. Feels happiness when he faints and sees colors. Three weeks until deportation. Will take down tantrum video. Bf fed a live mouse to his pet snake. Fascinated by twitching mouse. Wonders if mouse was in pain. *sniffle* Apologizes for video. Will go to counseling when he comes back to US. Says thank you for watching through <3

He'll do another food video in the future.

Better save the vid he threw cheetos in. He's taking it down soon.
 
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Loxiozzz said:
He had a seizure when he was a kid and his mom panicked. He went to doctor for his fainting spells and they couldn't explain anything. He's going to put through a marriage visa after he leaves Columbia and needs to take a physical since it's a requirement. He goes with his bf and they want to check his blood pressure. He claims he faints whenever this happens, including looking at his veins or something. They check it and he passes out. *cries* He was hooked to a moniter and his heart beat skips. He says he flat lined. He sees a tunnel with lights at the end and feel bliss. *cries* He read a book about a boy who has seizures and faints. It takes two hours to feel stable. He went vegan after eating shit and he felt weak. Immune system is down because herpes. Claims he fainted a lot as a kid, talks about childhood injuries. Talks about death and fear. Feels happiness when he faints and sees colors. Three weeks until deportation. Will take down tantrum video. Bf fed a live mouse to his pet snake. Fascinated by twitching mouse. Wonders if mouse was in pain. *sniffle* Apologizes for video. Will go to counseling when he comes back to US. Says thank you for watching through <3

He'll do another food video in the future.

Better save the vid he threw cheetos in. He's taking it down soon.
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Oh no, his heart skipped a beat. That's not the same as flatlining.

Skipping a beat could be one of several things but if it only happens once, don't worry about it. If it happens all the time or the heart gives an extra strong beat afterwards, then you might want to consult a doctor.
 
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Loxiozzz said:
He had a seizure when he was a kid and his mom panicked. He went to doctor for his fainting spells and they couldn't explain anything. He's going to put through a marriage visa after he leaves Columbia and needs to take a physical since it's a requirement. He goes with his bf and they want to check his blood pressure. He claims he faints whenever this happens, including looking at his veins or something. They check it and he passes out. *cries* He was hooked to a moniter and his heart beat skips. He says he flat lined. He sees a tunnel with lights at the end and feel bliss. *cries* He read a book about a boy who has seizures and faints. It takes two hours to feel stable. He went vegan after eating shit and he felt weak. Immune system is down because herpes. Claims he fainted a lot as a kid, talks about childhood injuries. Talks about death and fear. Feels happiness when he faints and sees colors. Three weeks until deportation. Will take down tantrum video. Bf fed a live mouse to his pet snake. Fascinated by twitching mouse. Wonders if mouse was in pain. *sniffle* Apologizes for video. Will go to counseling when he comes back to US. Says thank you for watching through <3

He'll do another food video in the future.

Better save the vid he threw cheetos in. He's taking it down soon.
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Thank you! Oh yeah, he was supposed to deleted his channel in a few days.. Not gonna happen. I'll give it a week until the next ''eating 20000 calories of cheese'' video is up and all this crap is ''forgotten''.
 
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