Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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- Nikocado suggests that if you want to stay skinny, skip breakfast and lunch. And don't overeat. Only eat until you're full. Uh-huh. This explains why his weight gain has been astronomical even for the amount of trash he eats. (Info on why skipping meals is the best way to gain weight: https://www.fitday.com/fitness-arti...pping-meals-is-a-good-way-to-lose-weight.html)
- He puts coconut m1lk in the same bowl as he had raw chicken.
- Him and Orlin make "hilarious" jokes about gang-bangs. How does this idiot still think his channel is for kids?
 
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Anyone see that video of him funnel feeding w/ HungryFatChick? He deleted it after a couple of hours, but not before tweeting that he was mad that Youtube wasn't showing the "correct number of views" (a tweet he also deleted).

Here's some parts of the deleted vid (apologizes to anyone with a weak stomach):


The ice cream wasn't even vegan LMAO it's kroger party pail ice cream.
 
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Should I be laughing or crying?
Is this real or staged?
I am utterly confused.


edit: The comments are saying Orlin posted on Instagram that he wants a divorce because Orlin is dying from a disease (unknown). The title of the video on Nick's "new" channel says he left Orlin. This looks like a giant ruse for the camera
 
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Ellana said:
Should I be laughing or crying?
Is this real or staged?
I am utterly confused.


edit: The comments are saying Orlin posted on Instagram that he wants a divorce because Orlin is dying from a disease (unknown). The title of the video on Nick's "new" channel says he left Orlin. This looks like a giant ruse for the camera
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Its probably a ruse, lord knows nick can conjure up some serious tears at the drop of a hat ( he once worked himself to tears talking about a dream he had where orlin *might* jave been hurt.) For some reason Nick is really fixated on the idea of orlin dying tragically, like obsessively fixated.

Orlin's probably fine. If anything he probably got another herp flare-up ( from the herp that Nick inflected him with, no less) and Nick has decided its HIV or something.
 
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Ellana said:
Should I be laughing or crying?
Is this real or staged?
I am utterly confused.
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You should definitely be laughing. This guy is a wreck. What the hell went wrong? At least he's finally admitted that he's obese and unhealthy.

I wouldn't be surprised to see him dead within the next 5 years from either health complications or suicide.

Also he seems to be milking this shit by being so vague.
He enjoys the attention.
 
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Ellana said:
Should I be laughing or crying?
Is this real or staged?
I am utterly confused.


edit: The comments are saying Orlin posted on Instagram that he wants a divorce because Orlin is dying from a disease (unknown). The title of the video on Nick's "new" channel says he left Orlin. This looks like a giant ruse for the camera
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What kind of sandwich is this? Look like it's wet.
 
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Ellana said:
Should I be laughing or crying?
Is this real or staged?
I am utterly confused.


edit: The comments are saying Orlin posted on Instagram that he wants a divorce because Orlin is dying from a disease (unknown). The title of the video on Nick's "new" channel says he left Orlin. This looks like a giant ruse for the camera
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It’s my understanding that Orlin has an autoimmune disease that is hitting him hard in the kidneys. He got really into juice fasting blah blah.blah because it helped control flair ups. That’s how he met nick because nick at that time was a radical vegan. They’ve been together for ages and nick grew his YouTube career. Orlin use to have a bunch of “the power of fasting” videos. And both of them were raw foodies. Hence the advocado part of his YouTube channel. Well, Orlins disease got worse and was expensive as fucked so they moved to Columbia to afford healthcare and nick basically became the dramatic mukbanger to pull views/money to keep that income coming in to pay for Orlin and his medical needs. Nick got deported. Orlin medical issues got worse and has become terminal. He will die fairly soon. He told nick he doesn’t want him to come back and see him in his degraded health and actively going through the dying process. So he filed for divorce and told nick to continue with his life without him and to continue on with his life and basically consider him already dead since knocking on deaths door already.
Despite being a lolcow it’s a pretty tragic story.
 
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I would imagine that is why Nick is in Thailand, drowning his sorrows in Thai lady boys. Didn't he talk on streams about how he and Orlin had threesomes in Thailand?
 
foodbeautypastashrimps said:
It’s my understanding that Orlin has an autoimmune disease that is hitting him hard in the kidneys. He got really into juice fasting blah blah.blah because it helped control flair ups. That’s how he met nick because nick at that time was a radical vegan. They’ve been together for ages and nick grew his YouTube career. Orlin use to have a bunch of “the power of fasting” videos. And both of them were raw foodies. Hence the advocado part of his YouTube channel. Well, Orlins disease got worse and was expensive as fucked so they moved to Columbia to afford healthcare and nick basically became the dramatic mukbanger to pull views/money to keep that income coming in to pay for Orlin and his medical needs. Nick got deported. Orlin medical issues got worse and has become terminal. He will die fairly soon. He told nick he doesn’t want him to come back and see him in his degraded health and actively going through the dying process. So he filed for divorce and told nick to continue with his life without him and to continue on with his life and basically consider him already dead since knocking on deaths door already.
Despite being a lolcow it’s a pretty tragic story.
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Jesus christ, dude. That's one couple that actually has some real life issues to deal with.

I know they'e lolcows in other ways but I have to give them respect for not whoring out that drama everywhere for likes as most of our lolcows would do
 
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Holy shit he was close to finishing that giant pile of shit
 
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