Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

Smiling Honeybadger said:
Even without that knowledge about Orlin, I was always thinking: "Man, what went wrong in their lives?!" Just a few years back they were more or less handsome twinks (Orlin more than Nick, who always had this weird chipmunk face going), and now they are two bloated dramahags who stuff their faces with junk food and play "my dysfunctional relationship" for Youtube bucks. Did they sell their souls to Google or was their something wrong with them right from the beginning that got escalated?! In the end their lives are the definition of a trainwreck.
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Fast food.

Literally.

It fucks you up mentally also, not just physically. They're probably no better than a couple starting to do drugs togheter and getting addicted to it.
 
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iLoveDoe said:
Fast food.

Literally.

It fucks you up mentally also, not just physically. They're probably no better than a couple starting to do drugs togheter and getting addicted to it.
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That is correct. In a lot of places, even fitness boards, you get called a faggot for mentioning this fact, but just look at the people who eat fast food and junk regularly and tell me it doesn't fuck you up!

Niko here is a prime example. There's a nutritionist online who analyzed Niko's behavior and explained the fast food correlation to emotional instability, referencing a study on prisoners and violence.
 
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Spot the difference

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Edit- lol in that "I wasn't allowed to post" video I thought he kept saying troon burger whenever he was saying shroom burger 😂
 
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A borscht-on said:
I knew that baboon-style gross gay fat porn was on the other side of the arrow, and I clicked on it anyway. I need Jesus, and fast.
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No, you need liquor. Lots and lots of it, the stronger the better.

White Lighting MAX 100 proof vodka at the minimum, Everclear 190proof (95% pure ethanol) as the ideal. Turn into puffs with a half-glass of ginger-ale overtop 2oz of the good stuff, cover the top with your hand, whack on the table, consume contents immediately thereafter, before the CO2 bubbles are all gone. It will shoot down your throat before it has a chance to burn (if only Nico or Orlin could say the same, eh?) and you will find yourself able to tolerate with amusement the horrors before you.

Jesus is a pussy. He'd turn the other cheek, only for Nico to pull it away from the other cheek and start tongueing the Holiest of Holes. Liquor is the only answer for such revolting faggotry.
 
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A Duck Selling Lemonade said:
This is it, you guys.

The last batch of Nikocado "porn" I have to post. A few screenshots of some of his videos I had saved when sorting through them before I was banned because I forgot to mark NSFW content.

Hope everyone has a nice Friday and a lovely weekend.

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but why the sweaty nasty crack of orlin's thigh crease?
why?
 
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The Un-Clit said:
No, you need liquor. Lots and lots of it, the stronger the better.

White Lighting MAX 100 proof vodka at the minimum, Everclear 190proof (95% pure ethanol) as the ideal. Turn into puffs with a half-glass of ginger-ale overtop 2oz of the good stuff, cover the top with your hand, whack on the table, consume contents immediately thereafter, before the CO2 bubbles are all gone. It will shoot down your throat before it has a chance to burn (if only Nico or Orlin could say the same, eh?) and you will find yourself able to tolerate with amusement the horrors before you.

Jesus is a pussy. He'd turn the other cheek, only for Nico to pull it away from the other cheek and start tongueing the Holiest of Holes. Liquor is the only answer for such revolting faggotry.
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*Scribbles in book o'drinks*

For now, all I have is Irish whiskey, and it is NOT erasing that horrible Eye of Sauron that is Niko's deformed asshole. I don't think Orlin's dick is big enough to do that much damage. What the fuck has he been shoving in there? Or is it a matter of taking massive brick shits after eating 50 lbs of garbage junk food?

I'm going to eat a salad and scrub myself with bleach.
 
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Super Colon Blow said:
*Scribbles in book o'drinks*

For now, all I have is Irish whiskey, and it is NOT erasing that horrible Eye of Sauron that is Niko's deformed asshole. I don't think Orlin's dick is big enough to do that much damage. What the fuck has he been shoving in there? Or is it a matter of taking massive brick shits after eating 50 lbs of garbage junk food?

I'm going to eat a salad and scrub myself with bleach.
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Sorry to say, fam. But Irish whiskey, tasty as it can be, is simply not enough to counter the horror of the BrownEye of Sauron. If you want to stick to the Irish, then get some triple distilled poteen, that shit will take the enamel right off your teeth. If any tribe on this earth know what it takes to get fucked up in record time, it's the Celts.

That said 190 proof Everclear is the king of ethanol. It cannot get higher proof (due to the law of....somethingorother, to loaded to remember the name) where the still simply won't produce alcohol over 95% purity . So go get that Everclear and get a good dose of it in you via the 'puff' method I discribed above (unless you want to out-man every man and woman around you by drinking it neat, but you will scar your throat for life that way) and after a few shots of that, you will have the answer.

As for me, I'm empty. That's just not acceptable, so I am off to re-supply before stores close at 11. Keep the fires burning!
 
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I had some absinthe made with said White Lightning. It was great at the party. However, if I'd had that and then looked at Niko's porn, I think I'd have killed myself. Sauron arsehole and geoduck penis would have caused an existential crisis.

LOL. Niko's nasty Onlyfans has legit potential for damaging people. I'll go so far as to say it's worse than Onision's mangled dong, if only slightly. This may be heresy, IDK. Absolutely haram either way.

Is anyone actually fapping to Niko and Orlin? Or is everyone just hatewatching/laughing at it?
 
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