Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

He mentioned in a recent video that he's stopped taking his meds because it gives him heart issues (that would more likely be all the sodium he's intaking) though in another video fighting with Orlin he says it's because it makes his herpes flare up (lol).

His videos have become rather more boring in content (unless Orlin and he are fighting and that's only because watching two fat queens slap each other amuses me) with strange editing and jump cuts. A couple of them even give away that he's, at least some of the time, doing multiple mukbangs in one day. The noodle one he did recently where he put way too much of the hot sauce on them it jumped at the end to him eating what looked like another 5 packs of unseasoned ramen coated with 1/4 a large bottle of olive oil later that same day. I could tally up the amount of carbs, fat, salt, etc but we all get the idea here.

I wonder if the food gives him the high he used to get anymore, or if he's down to "chasing the fat dragon" with his eating at this point. The few recent videos where he is eating and just staring blankly into space with long stretches of dead air, even the fake orgasming over the lowest-tier fast food seems more hollow than before. He's swiftly approaching 30 years old and his life is consuming massive amounts of garbage for the public to watch as they insult him. He came up with his big plans of moving to NYC then blamed it on COVID-19 and airfare being expensive, I wonder more if all of his "amazing, artistic, intellectual friends" suddenly went radio silence when he started hitting them up for a place to stay... who wants an obese, overly-dramatic, manchild who gets winded just standing up taking up a sizeable portion of their 4th story walk-up 400sf efficiency?
 
He likes to "fight" with his husband and talk about random shit for long periods of time while stuffing food into his mouth. I doubt it'll be long until he makes a 2hr video.
He's already sort of made one, this is before I knew about KF, before I knew about mukbangs, any of it. It came up in some research I was doing for work (it wasn't applicable to my research but I was just so shocked at his disgusting rudeness, I ended up watching the whole thing (via skipping around), the first part, at least). Some "fan" (now I'm thinking sugar daddy) paid for him to fly first class, I'm not sure where he was flying from or to. So he's in one of those first class pods, chattering away and "mukbanging" everything they gave him to eat. Complete with that "mm-mm-mmmmmmmMMMmmm" thing he does when he takes a bite. In this case it was a really lame looking fruit cup. But I was thinking imagine the nerve, everyone else paid for first class and they have to listen to this guy talk non-stop. What the hell is wrong with this person (now I know it's that he gives zero fucks about anyone but himself): So I'm skipping around and I get to the end where he is going to catch his next flight, and new video, he promptly started chattering into a mic as soon as he was seated in first class. I didn't watch that one, but I'm still counting it as a 2+ minute video!
 
He mentioned in a recent video that he's stopped taking his meds because it gives him heart issues (that would more likely be all the sodium he's intaking) though in another video fighting with Orlin he says it's because it makes his herpes flare up (lol).

His videos have become rather more boring in content (unless Orlin and he are fighting and that's only because watching two fat queens slap each other amuses me) with strange editing and jump cuts. A couple of them even give away that he's, at least some of the time, doing multiple mukbangs in one day. The noodle one he did recently where he put way too much of the hot sauce on them it jumped at the end to him eating what looked like another 5 packs of unseasoned ramen coated with 1/4 a large bottle of olive oil later that same day. I could tally up the amount of carbs, fat, salt, etc but we all get the idea here.

I wonder if the food gives him the high he used to get anymore, or if he's down to "chasing the fat dragon" with his eating at this point. The few recent videos where he is eating and just staring blankly into space with long stretches of dead air, even the fake orgasming over the lowest-tier fast food seems more hollow than before. He's swiftly approaching 30 years old and his life is consuming massive amounts of garbage for the public to watch as they insult him. He came up with his big plans of moving to NYC then blamed it on COVID-19 and airfare being expensive, I wonder more if all of his "amazing, artistic, intellectual friends" suddenly went radio silence when he started hitting them up for a place to stay... who wants an obese, overly-dramatic, manchild who gets winded just standing up taking up a sizeable portion of their 4th story walk-up 400sf efficiency?
Nick may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid.

He knows perfectly well how fierce the competition is in the professional music industry and that playing an instrument adequately is not enough to get a job in an orchestra, and also that if you don't practice for hours and hours everyday, your ability declines. That's also true for opera singers, they practice every single day, no matter how famous they are.

My guess is that he is just making stuff up for views. He may be thinking about going to NYC and then making more drama videos about how he can't get a job because he's fat or whatever, but I doubt he believes he can get back into music overnight.
 
The sickening thwock-thwock sounds of Nik getting penetrated, along with Orlin's tit-twerking and the closeups of Nik's cross-eyed face, are quite enough for me. 2020, this is you in video form.

This would make anyone never want to have sex ever again, and for virgin kiwis it might make them never want to have sex in the first place. This is horrifying.
 
Nick may be a lot of things, but he's not stupid.

He knows perfectly well how fierce the competition is in the professional music industry and that playing an instrument adequately is not enough to get a job in an orchestra, and also that if you don't practice for hours and hours everyday, your ability declines. That's also true for opera singers, they practice every single day, no matter how famous they are.

My guess is that he is just making stuff up for views. He may be thinking about going to NYC and then making more drama videos about how he can't get a job because he's fat or whatever, but I doubt he believes he can get back into music overnight.


Nah, I never thought he was going to work as a musician. Nikocado isn't interested in work that is more involved than rutting away on OnlyFans or stuffing his face on youtube. Standing up to adjust his camera wears him out, fuck stirring ramen noodles had him whining his arm was tired, no way he could run all over NYC to make rehearsal times or performances. Besides, Orlin even mentioned in a video lately the violin has been ignored for ages and even has mold or mildew on it from neglect.
 
Honestly I don't think I'd mind seeing porn of Nik when he was a skinny twink, he's got the attitude for it. His asshole's probably ruined nowadays just from how much starch and protein he has to push out of it.

If, IF he had had the dedication when he was still a vegetarian (I dont think he was EVER truely vegan) to work out regularly, eat properly, and shave his body hair he MIGHT have had a chance in the twink-porn market. Orlin probably had a better chance, he's the one who changed the most for the worst from cute hispanic twink to Dirty Sanchez, but nowadays, neither of em have a chance except to suck whatever they can out of their existing fanbase, the percentage of whom happen to be thirsty faggots who always dreamed of boning one or the other.

TBH, Nico still has a chance to make money as a whore. He has no standards, anyway. How many guys did he cheat on Orlin with? Not to mention giving him fucking herpes. :story:

He just better be prepared to move into the 'prolapse play' market, because with that busted out shitter, that's the only real option he has, good thing I hear it pays well!
 
Gotta keep it family friendly

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