Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

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Soynificent said:
I am curious how he actually acts. I'd always imagined he acted like a normal person off camera, but I am not sure
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I imagine he's an incredibly annoying yet more or less unremarkable faggot as a passing acquaintance.
goku123 said:
im starting to wonder if he has some kind of brain tumor or something.
his behavior seems to be detiorating rapidly since his violin playing days.
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He realised that being an obese retard screaming over a week's worth of food got him a lot more money and attention than being a twinky vegan with a talent. Not to mention overeating releases dopamine in to your brain so there'd be an addiction element too.
SuperMode said:
hat is he doing or eating that makes them not allowed on youtube? Are they that horrible?
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I imagine it would be content in between his YouTube channel and his grotesque onlyfans. What exactly that entails I am more than happy not seeing first hand. But on the other hand I'm not totally averse to seeing because I'm a wee bit curious now you mention it.
Botched Tit Job said:
Penguinz0/MoistCr1TiKaL uploaded a video about Nick today


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Usually I like Cr1TiKaL, but this whole video just smacked of using Nick for easy content. Like those people who post videos acting sad and concerned for Amberlynn's 'condition'. Yeah, we all fucking see it, but they're not doing anything about it so why be a bleeding heart over it?

Also the way he kept saying "Nikado" after stating that he's done videos on him before and watched some of his content strongly reminded me of when Chris hit mainstream news and everyone referred to him as "Christopher Chan".
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I feel like Nikocado is a really good fallback for YouTubers who do daily uploads. Stretching "nikocado avocado is fat and I would not have sex with him" to the ideal length for ad revenue would be a quick and easy video for if you're out of ideas. As lazy as it is I hope they engage in some contrived drama. Would be bottom of the barrel content but I'd lap that shit up.
 
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Man he's really "hamming" it up huh?
There's plenty of bigger people out there who eat like hogs and still manage to get around without too much help. They don't become bedridden until it's either too hard to even stand up or their feet literally snap off from untreated beetus. But nothing baffles me more about Nick than the mystery of how he arrived to this point.
 
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mikal said:

Nick seeing a super big youtuber make a video about him? He ran his fat ass so fast to make a reaction video. Nick at this point is nothing but a hustler for views. He's baiting HARD for people to engage this video, lmao. Is this dude even human anymore?
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I found this video hilarious and Penguinz's video absolutely shite, his voice is so boring that it puts me (and himself, it seems) to sleep. Also I have to agree with Nikocado, seems like Whatever-the-fuck-is-his-name didn't spend more than 20 minutes in researching him. Nik is such a well-known Youtuber that at this point everyone and their mother has done a video on him and they're all the same.
 
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i’ll give him credit, despite his grotesque behaviour and the fake shit he convinced over 300 (have not checked the patreon in a while but it is probably big) gullible idiotic people to subscribe to his patreon even though he doesn’t need one, and so does a plethora of other big youtubers. he makes enough money to sit on his ass and waste food all day.
 
i bet when the camera is off hes just normal. its all an act but everyone knows this and we still watch because the skinny gay twink to lard blal transformation is addictive. we cant turn away and ignore him. i wonder if he'll be fat like this forever or if he'll monetize his weight loss then fall into obscurity when his channel has peaked
 
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I guess this garbage should be archived. (new penguinz0 vid) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdBYPTN_5Y
Engaging with nikocado means you already lost the fight, all he wanted was more attention and he's giving it to him gladly. 4:20 "it just shows that he doesn't really take any of it seriously, it feels like this response was just made to capitalize off drama clicks. I just feel like he is never serious anymore, it's just this act, this character." Then he continues talking about him for 13 minutes. The fuck are you thinking, man?
edit: oh his last video got 3.5 million views in 1 day, that's what he's thinking.
 

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Mr Sister said:
I guess this garbage should be archived. (new penguinz0 vid) https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qXdBYPTN_5Y
Engaging with nikocado means you already lost the fight, all he wanted was more attention and he's giving it to him gladly. 4:20 "it just shows that he doesn't really take any of it seriously, it feels like this response was just made to capitalize off drama clicks. I just feel like he is never serious anymore, it's just this act, this character." Then he continues talking about him for 13 minutes. The fuck are you thinking, man?
edit: oh his last video got 3.5 million views in 1 day, that's what he's thinking.
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3.5 million views in a day... That's pewdiepie numbers, never thought he'd get this popular
 
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Botched Tit Job said:
Charlie might be getting views for once but Nick's video, even 'in character', was better spoken and low key showed Charlie's ass. It must hurt to get read so hard by a glorified character actor wearing a shirt with his own face all over it.
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tldr? I tried to watch the video and I can't get through his schizophrenic editing and fag voice
 
Ponzo said:
I just looked at the penguin dude, imagine taking health advise from someone who sits on his desk on Twitch for countless hours every single day when he is not too busy sitting on his desk making videos about other people.
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Still looking worlds better than Nicky.

Ponzo said:
It is so obvious that Fupacado is playing a character with scripted videos because sometimes, videos where he is too lazy to act and is just himself slip through the crack
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When you never leave character, it's no longer a character.
 
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Monkey Type-I.N.G said:
3.5 million views in a day... That's pewdiepie numbers, never thought he'd get this popular
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Because the only reason the penguin dude did the video in the first place was the insider/yahoo article about nikocado. Plenty of normies googling Nikocados name ended up having penguins video recommended, thats why that dude is a hypocrite for being "nikocado is doing it for views"

tldr? I tried to watch the video and I can't get through his schizophrenic editing and fag voice
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Whos fag voice, fupacados or penguins? Penguin made a low effort video based on an article he read without actually watching his videos, Nikocado responded by pointing out the bullshit in his video, like claiming that fupacado finishes every single meal when in reality he almost never even eats 1/3rd of the food or that fupacado broke his rib because he is fat.
 
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I still cant believe there are genuine retards like penguinz0, who actualy think Nick is being the slightest bit genuine about anything Nick puts out there. He is a troll, he is doing this for attention, and hes doing it because it turns him on to be gross and weird. People who engage with him are just as, if not more, retarded than Nick.
 
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