Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

[XQ 076]

Holy shit how do you lose your 1+ million dollar apartment in LESS THAN A WEEK???
Please tell me he's talking about a different house? I would go verify myself but I'm legitimately too disgusted by him to watch any videos. to any kiwis that can stomach this fat slob.

He's trolling? (If you can even call it that). He spends 13 minutes fake crying and reading a script about how him doing a cannonball into his pool caused a tsunami and crushed the building. Also he looks enormous and gives many shots of his double chin from below.
I hate myself for having watched that.

 

[DuckSucker]

>chimping out about chicken

I'm sorry, i didn't realize I wandered into a Walmart deli.

Uh excuse me if you think any Walmart or regional mega-supermarket has a REAL deli, you should probably go swiming with the fishes.

Jokes aside, I cant believe either of them even fathomed the idea of having a collab after their public fight. Well, his public fighting. Trisha looks terrifying but also terrified and honestly is probably more real and simultaneously more and less unhinged and able to handle herself on substances than Nikocado. He seems like he just aped her "thing" and dialed it up to 11 and his demanding to work with her because he think it would be a good look and she's like his surrogate youtube mom or something is bothering her.

Man this guy is disgusting. I'm half expecting him to release a video where he puts on a gimp suit and lowers himself into a septic tank before crying about how bad it smells.

Have you seen his weird arthouse video where he pours a bunch of scrambled eggs on a bunch of ramen noodles and then shaves his head into it, and the whole thing is shot in grayscale?
He's definitely playing a sort of character, and trolling, he went on Tosh.O over it once.

 

[Spatula]

It's kind of amazing, it's like watching a normal person going morbidly obese every day. It's all documented before our eyes, and maybe the best example of the effect of fast food.

 

[Haesindang Park]

I haven't kept tabs on this dude for a while but holy shit he looks like a gay fat Jared Fogle!

 

[theshep]

 

[StarkRavingMad]

I couldn't even watch the entire thing.

The moment where he sneezes on the chicken was the last straw. I feel like I am legitimately about to gag.

 

[hotcheetospuffs]

Best melt down yet!

 

[Suburban Bastard]

>Here's my last video on my channel

I fucking wish.

 

[Oglethorpe]

Best melt down yet!

It's like watching a fat toddler throwing a tantrum. "Owwww! My nippppllless!"

 

[Suburban Bastard]

Best melt down yet!

LMFAO his fall at 8:20

 

[Salade Nicoise]

This is some Steven Assanti shit. Bravo.

 

[Bitchboy95]

Anyone who hasn't realized he's a giant troll by now, should be evaluated.

 

[Midlife Sperglord]

Anyone who hasn't realized he's a giant troll by now, should be evaluated.

He looks like a giant troll, and not of the Internet kind. He'll eat your babies.

 

[Bitchboy95]

He looks like a giant troll, and not of the Internet kind. He'll eat your babies.

As long as he can pour Alfredo sauce on them, yes probably.

 

[Belkin96]

I'm glad that some of his fans realize that he's a pathetic fat piece of shit

 

[ComZet]

I came across this dude a couple of years ago, it’s truly hilarious just how fat he has become

 

[Knojkamarangasan_#4]

All those food binges are REALLY starting to get back to him honestly.
(Liked one of those pics by accident btw)

 

[DuckSucker]

All those food binges are REALLY starting to get back to him honestly.
(Liked one of those pics by accident btw)

I think he might actually be a gay feedee, like that one 700 lb dude who died who liked to make "Sexy boy" photos like this. I think his name was Chance Carmichael?

 

[Archie_Kimkicker]

This mofo has a ways to go before rivaling Chance or any of the usual gang of deathfats. I feel like he really isn't even trying, to be honest.

 

[Parthenos]

All those food binges are REALLY starting to get back to him honestly.

Even if he doesn't eat avocados anymore, at least now he can look like one. Dude's pear shaped if I've ever seen it.