Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

I can't stay quiet about this anymore. In this amalgamation of horror and greasy grossness, the thing that makes me cringe every time I see it is Orlin's mustache. That disgusting, food filled, stereotypical beaner pornstache.

Everything about these two is gross. All of it. But that fuckin' mustache haunts me.
 
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lol at him waxing romantic about NYC, and his dreams of going back and having a legitimate career in the arts. Or any career.

He's wasted his youth and talent filming himself cramming crap food into his piehole, while constantly promoting amateur porn videos of his husband cramming his blown out asshole.

The internet doesn't forget. The reason his traffic stats aren't high from NYC isn't because the people there are too enlightened to know about internet idiocy, it's because nobody wants to watch a manbaby turn himself into a scripted reality star, trade bratty insults with his porn-stached husband, and eat himself into being 5'6 wide and tall.
 
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Rodrigo better not fuck Nik for a week or so, otherwise his dick is gonna burn for days!
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Where the hell does he get food like this? Is their actual places that make food this ridiculous? Is it custom ordered?
Also those gloves are giving me "I'm into leather and I love fisting half eaten cheetos out of my ass" vibes.
 
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SituationTypeThing said:
lol at him waxing romantic about NYC, and his dreams of going back and having a legitimate career in the arts. Or any career.
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Forget it. Unless he's somehow still practicing a few hours every day while in a food coma with cheese farts, there is far too much competition out there that actually give a shit about practicing constantly and perfecting their playing. He spent too many years out of practice and getting rusty.

Additionally, too many musicians are out of work now, so the competition is beyond intense, even if he wanted to teach. I guarantee he wouldn't deign to do that, however--it's just too "mundane" for a drama queen. He fucked up any chance with a 2nd or 3rd tier orchestra with that leaked porno of him crying while getting raped by the gardener.
 
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Forget it. Unless he's somehow still practicing a few hours every day while in a food coma with cheese farts, there is far too much competition out there that actually give a shit about practicing constantly and perfecting their playing. He spent too many years out of practice and getting rusty.

Additionally, too many musicians are out of work now, so the competition is beyond intense, even if he wanted to teach. I guarantee he wouldn't deign to do that, however--it's just too "mundane" for a drama queen. He fucked up any chance with a 2nd or 3rd tier orchestra with that leaked porno of him crying while getting raped by the gardener.
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Yeah, that's another thing I thought of. He's nearly 30, out of practice and out of the industry. He's going to go back to NYC and try to rebuild some kind of career doing whatever the professional musician version of interning is (what he referenced, being in the pit, learning the show's book in case he got the chance to be an understudy), the chubby, beat-by-life nearly 30yo, trying to get chosen over some perky, optimistic, unsullied-by-life's-realities (and I don't mean porn) 18 year olds, maybe even younger?

And why does he have to go back to NYC to reenter the world of arts and intellectuals? There are tons of 4th, 5th (and lower) tier orchestras within an hour or two of him, not to mention the higher rated ones. He could hobnob with documentary watchers and literature readers there. He could join a hobbyist one, find like-minded people. Though the reality is like-minded people won't like him. He absolutely would never teach.

You're absolutely right though, nobody will want him after his gross porn, even if he blamed it on his husband and said he was just trying to keep his husband happy or some BS. He'd probably be considered too tacky to employ just from his youtube channels and reputation. If he thinks that nobody will connect Nicholas Perry and Nikocado Avocado, well a quick google search shows he'd be very wrong.

ETA: Imagine him moving to NYC and becoming GOMI Alice's prized gay BFF? The two could be angry, cynical, oldster has-beens together. Who would tire of whom first?
 
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