Nikocado Avocado / Nicholas Perry - (Formerly) Fat Faggot who cries because he eats and eats because he cries.

no no no!! you heard the man, he's "swelling from stress"!! I mean, he hasn't eaten anything that day, not even a sandwich! (/sneed)
It's actually quite common for obese people to say that.

Here's the thing, though: they tend to snack throughout the day, and a "snack" of morbidly obese person is not a trail mix pack. So in their mind, it's true that haven't "eaten", because it was just "snacks"
 

For fuck's sake, If you made a drinking game where you take a shot every time he says 'I pooped myself!' in this video, you'd be rockin' and rollin' 20 mins in, and in an ambulance with acute alcohol poisoning by the 3/4 mark.

Boy he sure is 'ashamed' of himself. (not!)
 

He isn't even good at trolling. He blathers on for most of the video about going vegan for a short while. Then, he goes to Chipotle and swears up and down it's all vegan, to then have two huge chicken burrito bowls with cheese and sour cream and act as if we're all stupid. "It's the new vegan meat that just came out yesterday!" Would it kill him to be honest for one fucking day? No wonder both his birth parents and adopted parents want nothing to do with him.
 
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I feel the same way.

I had to stop during sex recently because I couldn't get that shit out of my head. I could actually smell that picture of Nick spreading them butt cheeks; that rank mustardy, sweet 'n' sour swamp ass smell.

As a hetero woman I don't see the attraction of buttholes. I have never done anal or any sort of ass play mostly because of the pain but mainly because of the hygiene factor. I get that the prostate means that buttsex can be enjoyable for men, but the poo! Vaginas can be rank as well and I don't find them particularly attractive, but I just don't see the attraction of a stinky, hairy and greasy hole where copious amounts of shit comes out. And especially when you consider the shit that Nic eats ><

Probably not a good idea to mention something as personal as your sex life on a site where we laugh at YouTube train wrecks. No one cares.
 
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